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Postby black_knight6 » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:52 pm

Okay, Sat's trip report.

Shob wasn't involved...it was the 2 guys who we played with the other week (one which was involved in the skins mentioned last week), and a friend of theirs that I met for the first time. I was playing as scratch, other guy ~6, other ~14, 4th ~20. I was teamed with the ~20 and we played $2/point hi/lo team (2 pts/hole).

6400yrd from the blues, par 71, slope 119. Admittadly, the par 5s are all very short (only 1 plays as a 3-shot ONLY because there's a friggen stream around 310 from the tee, so I have to hit iron...if there's a tail-wind I go for it cuz I can carry that far if I hit it good...but no dice today). The bet was that 6 and I played straight up, and 14 gave 20 2strokes.

First fun hole was the par 3 4th where 6 put his tee shot to <2' (WOW!), we conceded the putt and I had to chip in from 30yrds (2yrds off)...and I nearly did it, lol. They took both points there and we were back to even.

My first fun shot was the Handicap 1, #5 hole:
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My shot line is exaggerated because the hole picture doesn't show how dramatic the dog-leg left is...my shot went essentially dead straight and cut a LOT of the corner...they just sorta shook their heads and smiled cuz it's a 320 drive to there. The really funny thing was that I had my 3iron out to play nearly the same shot as him, but since he hit such a perfect drive, I said 'fuck it' and went for it...so I told him that he "brought it on himself" by hitting such a great shot...lol :P (We took both points on that hole).

Then the LONG par 3 6th came up and my partner put it to 4' with a 3wood...just amazing (too bad he missed his putt, which he didn't need to make)...I was short in the sand and made my first bogey to go +1.

Nothing much happened till the 8th where I hit my first bomb...measured it to 340...I was as shocked as anyone actually, I'd never hit one quite that far...and even MORE shocked because I'd been REALLY struggling with my driver for the past few months...

I finally birdie 9 after having 6 ~10' putts for bird all miss :? Meh. We were 4 up at the turn, IIRC. I bird the 10th getting under par, finally, but miss a 4' for par on the very tough par 3 11th to give it right back.

Nothing special until the par 5 14th which is a very slight dogleg left, slight downhill, to a very elevated sloping front-to-back green...my tee shot was 400yrds (really more like 330-340 again cuz it's downhill and I cut the corner)...unfortunately, though, I misread the wind and butchered my wedge approach just short and only made par...GRR!

Then the 360 par 4 15th...I damn near drive the green (10yrds short...WTF is with me today?) and make bird. Nearly drove the 340 16th (4yrds short and right...in the NASTIEST rough on the course)...made a sweet flop for a tap-in bird. Lipped out on the 17th par 3, and same on the 18th par 5...this was my best round since coming back to golf a year ago :D :D

We finished 6 points up...had an ABSOLUTE blast, and can't wait to play the best course on the Island on Sat (a Nicklaus course).
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Postby Kuso » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:11 pm

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby black_knight6 » Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:36 pm

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Postby pokerzen » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:39 am

Dood ... tell me you don't want one of these :) :

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<Big_Leon> start with the RAZZ tourney?
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it :)
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
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Postby black_knight6 » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:36 am

I don't use carts ;)
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Postby black_knight6 » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:42 pm

3 straight rounds of -3...ship it!!

On another note, shob got HIS FIRST BIRDIE!!! Nihan sir...
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Postby AlexMR » Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:01 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby MecosKing » Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:14 am

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:41 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:05 pm

Dood...you shouldnt troll BTP members...OH WAIT NEVER MIND
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:29 pm

Roy and I tag-teamed him out with the "LOL @ BK" shenanigans. Roy gave the final knock out punch though when he actually elaborated instead of merely saying "LOL @ BK" like me.

Like I told MK earlier, I'm pretty sure my only responses to anything BK ever wrote was "LOL @ BK" - otherwise I didn't respond to him. He was mad at us and I say "LOL @ BK" and then he leaves in the introductions section, so I "LOL @ BK" again.

I hope he comes back... so I can LOL @ BK once more.
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Postby NorthView » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:39 pm

Why all the hate? Sure, he wrote some pretty daft things sometimes but who hasn't?

If you're missing him that badly you could always "LOL @ BK" in IM.
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When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

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Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:57 pm

There is no hate for him. I have no reason to hate that man.

LOL @ BK just had a great ring to it. It doesn't feel right to say LOL @ NV, or LOL @ MK (close actually... might start using that). Actually... I'm starting to like LOL @ MK. But MK, believe it or not, did not say as many stupid things as BK IMO.

Oh, and there's no point at LOL @ BK to him through IM. He has to say something stupid first all the meanwhile thinking it's smart.
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:38 pm

Maybe I could give an insincere apology, say I would value his input on a hand, and then LOL @ BK when he tells me instafold or whatever.
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:10 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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