I could also sprout wings and fly tomorrow, or turn a frog into an elephant. Neither of those are impossible.

I kinda like the quote.

And i that simpsons clip.

Well, those are physically impossible. You missed the point apparently. With poker, it is NOT physically impossible to lose with the best of it for the rest of your life. It's only improbable.

Let's say there's two billion poker players (hypothetical) and one out of the two billion poker players will be this wildly improbable. What makes you think you cannot be that one out of two billion people?

I think the number would be closer to 1.0 x 10^300 or something. That's 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or 1 in one trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion.

And define what you mean by 'physically impossible'. There was a time when the greatest minds on earth thought it was impossible for a man to run a mile in under four minutes. There was a time when they thought the world was flat and that the other planets in the universe revolved around the earth, not the sun, etc etc.

How do you not know that tomorrow some force outside of everything we currently know about the universe will affect me in a way that ables me to grow wings and fly? Perhaps something/someone from another planet in another galaxy who have lived for longer than we have or advanced faster than us.

Maybe the chance of this happening are 1.0 x 10 ^ 10031049812904818248781249 or something but I'm pretty sure that however improbable something is, it is still possible.

Since when did David Hume take over Roy's account on BTP? That's all I have to say there.

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It'll be nice when I run good again.

I played five MTTs today and got knocked out by a cooler hand or as a substantial favorite each time:

AK v AJ all-in on AQ2 flop (rivers jack)
TT v 33 all-in pre-flop. (J24 flop, runners str8)
JJ v KK all-in pre-flop (K on flop too lolz)
JJ v AT all-in pre-flop (AT on flop lolz)
[Jc] v [Kd] all-in on [Kc][Tc] flop (rivers boat)

I placed ITM in one of them still - 27th place in the $2.25 for a cash of $6.50. Whoopie?

I've decided it's time to learn Omaha cuz I can't deal with NL Hold'em much longer.

I don't understand Omaha high-low. I've been asking MK for the rules lolz

Board: [Ah 8h 7s 9c Ac]
Seat 1: THEFULLTILT1 folded on the Turn
Seat 2: powderkeg420 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: EscapePlan9 showed [9h 3d 9d Qd] and won ($8.90) with HI: a full house, Nines full of Aces
Seat 4: 426 riverrat (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: Alokasi (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: addison08 (big blind) showed [Js 3c 2c As] and won ($8.85) with HI: three of a kind, Aces; LO: 8,7,3,2,A

wtf is this splitting crap

Board: [As Qd 4d Ts 8h]
Seat 1: boomer2424 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: U DONK OFF HERE showed [5d 3d Td 2h] and won ($3.20) with HI: a pair of Tens; LO: 8,4,3,2,A
Seat 3: BigBallOfHate didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: ChipPit (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: iluvchipsss (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: EscapePlan9 (big blind) showed [Ah Th Ad 4s] and won ($3.25) with HI: three of a kind, Aces

LOLZ I DONT GET ITT

It's like if you hold 23 and there's an ace on the flop you're guarenteed half the pot every time.