That Xaston is one of a kind,
Noone else has his poker mind,
If only he ever went out,
Some vagina he might find.

Not Kaylas or Kelseas,
Nor Karas you see,
If only he could,
Poor Xaston would be free.

AlexMR,
AlexMR,
Dear AlexMR,
You suck at poker.

I had a crush on Amanda,
Until i saw her doing Fernanda,
Oh well thats ok,
I'll fuck them both at the same time. First Amanda on top, Fernanda on bottom....then they'll switch..then they'll go at it...while i sit watching intently in the corner...then amanda will blow me while fernanda licks my ass...then we'll all eat bean dip and throw it up all over eachother and have sex in it...then i'll get a midget tranny to join us...then while im doing the midget the girls will piss on eachother for my enjoyment...then amandas dogs will appear and lick my balls and then do the midget while i masterbate on top of them...then everyones parents and grandparents will join and we'll do it all over again.

And what was the act called? The Aristocrats!

Between Snowman's and H2T's I can't figure out which has me laughing harder ... but god I can't stop laughing. * LOL * .... (see)

For Ed:

There once was a man named Starlite.
Who just couldn't quite get it right.
He left our great group
Cause he couldn't recoup
From shoving no pair no kicker all night.