There once was an aussie names roy,
Who thought poker a toy,
12 hands a day,
Wtf, I say,
How the fuck does he win so god damn much.

Ok 20 minutes at least of life wasted here in between playin a bunch of tables of poker and losin copious amounts of money cause not concentrating, so here it is

When Johnny was young, so was everything;
Saturn (the planet) had only one ring.
Cleopatra was having her very first fling,
And phones were just cans, attached by a string.

THe Flinstones lived at the end of his street,
He peeked in on Wilma while whacking his meat.
When he was a teenager, Jesus was born,
So he switched from peeping to (more christian) gay porn.

When Johnny was young.

He was there for the war 'tween the north and the south,
"General Lee," he thought "has a purty mouth!"
For he was a poofter from back in he day,
Before democrats told us it's cool to be gay.

He's boofed Socrates, Plato, and Peter, and Paul,
From Hadrian* to Elton, He's boofed them all.

When Johnny was young.

Now he just whines that he gotta raw deal,
And reviles such gadgets as phones and the wheel.
Poor old johnnys travails shall not go unsung,
'Cause the world was different when johnny was young.

when johnny wasss younnggg doodeedoodeedooo

*fag roman emporer

That was POTY. And it's not even close.