Poker, with the exception of perhaps O8, is the worst game ever. People are only supposed to pair on the flop 25% of the time, right? So I'm playing an MTT and raise enough pre-flop to commit myself to a flop bet (all-in pre-flop would have been too much an overbet) with AQ/AK/88/whatever. A "go and go" or whatever. The flop comes J92 and I shove. Dude flips over JT, QJ, 22, EVERY FRIGGIN TIME!! HYAAYCAHCAHCYACHAYA

Any ol' job is not so bad considering AT LEAST I DON'T MAKE NEGATIVE MONIES THERE!!

I don't know how you guys still make so much money playing this game. Good for you.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t250/t500
(Ante: t50)
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t7950
UTG+1: t11901
MP1: t4559
MP2: t9825
MP3: t2180
Hero: t16929
Button: t14545
SB: t7540
BB: t17415

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is CO with
5 folds, Hero raises to t1300, Button raises to t2100, 2 folds, Hero raises all-in t16879, Button calls all-in t12395.
Uncalled bets: t2384 returned to Hero.

Flop: (t1950, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t30190)


Turn: (t1950, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t30190)


River: (t1950, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t30190)

Villain had QQ.

This was a $5.5 90-man tournament and there were only 26 players remaining. I pumped my fist instantly after he called and showed QQ. I was ready to go deep in this tourney, but nope, luck wouldn't be on my side.

Okay...

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Tomorrow I start work with ADT Securities. Paid training for the first two weeks - only $10/hr for those two weeks though.