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Postby tommyhawk » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:12 am

Like...favorite Aussie EVER !!! FTW.

Nude picture of Kylie Minougue !!!!
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:09 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Danhdan » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:18 am

"Million dollar play, ten cent finish."

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

"Laugh and the world stares at you; cry, and the world stares at you."
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Postby hard2tel » Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:43 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby hard2tel » Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:44 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby Tyrannic » Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:57 am

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Postby hard2tel » Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:38 pm

jjj
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:39 pm

So i meant to leave TS this morning but my car wouldnt start. I was like maybe if i come back in a couple hours it will start so i went to the poker room. All they had was some $500 max games with a long waiting list and a $10/10 $2500 max game with MrSmokey, some other online pro, and a fish. Obv im like fuggit i got $2700 left might as well take a shot. I sit on the fishes left and buyin for $2k. I build it to like $2500 by winning alot of small pots then the unknown pro and the fish leave and another unknown guy sits. Like 30 mins later this hand happens-

I raise to $40 with 74ss OTB..smokey folds..unknown reraises to like $110. He has $2500 i cover. I call flop is 748cc. He leads $125 i raise to $300 lol yea too small anyway he calls. Turn is a 4. He checks i bet $500..he calls after thinking for awhile. River is an A non club. He open pushes for like $1100. im like lol call. he mucks.

After that he leaves for 30 mins or so and obv me and smokey have to play HU. We make the blinds $5/10 and go at it for like 30 mins. Only kinda big hand-

He makes it $35 OTB. i call with 86o. Flop is like 73K or something. I c/r he calls. Turn is a 9. I lead 3/4 pot he calls. River is like a Q completing a backdoor flush. I c/f.

So after 30 mins smokey was gonna quit because and i quote 'theres no point in playing when neither of us have an edge' oollolololololo suck it xaston. But then the guy who gave his chips to me came back so we continued playing.

Next big hand involving the biggest cash game pot of my life----

Unknown guy had built his stack to like 4k+ since he came back. Im still at $5k+. Anyway smokey folds and unknown raises to $35 from the sb. I call with 33 in the bb. Flop- JT3 with 2 spades. Now the fun begins...He leads $40 i raise to $140..he reraises to $340???? I rereraise to $840 he thinks for like 20 seconds and fucking pushes for $3k+ more. LLOLOLOLOLOLL so i kill myself and then rise from the grave and try and figure out if i wanna gamble for $3k more since it was obv he had a big draw or maybe a bigger set but i really doubted it. After like 5 mins im like fuckit i like to gamble and theres a big crowd watching that i dont wanna disappoint so i call. Neither of us turnover our cards but I was sure he had KQss or something. Turn - offsuit A a;skldjf;ldskfja;ldjfasldkfjalkjflaksjdflskdfjlsfj River- offsuit 9 askldjf;dslkjfas;ldfjlkfjakldsjf

I turnover my set..and he turns over......................................K8ss weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i love poker

anyway after the hand unknown leaves and me and smokey call it quits. 'good games' all around. We go to cash out and smokey said, and i quote again, whats your sn online? You're a great fucking player' hahahahahahahahahahahahhhaha I LOVE U SMOKEY

I ended up cashing for $9k which puts me up $3-4k for the trip.

Im soooo glad i have a crappy car.
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Postby emmasdad » Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:41 pm

God you suck at posting
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:43 pm

fucking run hotter dude
Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:44 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Xaston » Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:47 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:01 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:03 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby excession » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:06 pm

grats hard.. :D
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