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I am so sick of running awful at 5/10 live.

I sit in a shorthanded 5/10 game at the Venetian. One of the players is a gorgeous asian girl. It takes me about a minute to realize it's this girl:





I lost about $400. She loses an entire stack. She reloads for like another $1000. She has like $1200 and I cover. She raises to $50 in the CO. Loose button calls. I make it $210 in the SB with Q9. She calls button folds.

Flop is 74T with one heart.

I bet $305 and she calls.

Turn is a K of hearts.

I bet $630 and she shoves.

I started groaning and find out its $115 more and am saddened that I now have to call. I complain and moan and mumble a little about how sick it is.

I call and say "gimme a jack!" Button lols and hot girl is confused. She doesnt seem ecstatic though when I make it blatantly obvious that I have Q9 or AQ.

River is a 7 or 8 of hearts. She shows J9 of hearts. So sick. $2400 pot getting it in with Q9 high and being way ahead.

And I also had to go right afterwards to go to some dumb show with Kara so I couldn't even flirt/get my money back.

FUCK

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FUCK. Bet a shitload on Kendell Grove and Gabriel Gonzaga. Both favorites (one being a sizeable favorite at -300). THEY BOTH LOST.

Grove had complete control of his fight til OOPSY DOOPSY cote with the luckiest right hand. Zaga rocked randy twice then OOPSY DOOPSY BROKEN NOSE.

Still don't get why you didnt bet on rush?

Fucking A. Aside from the Sunday Million, I have run so bad for the last 3 months (DOWN OVER THE LAST 90 DAYS WHICH INCLUDES THE $35k SCORE, HOW SICK IS THAT!?) that it makes me wanna pull my pubic hairs out one at a time.

The variance of this game is so sick, as is my refusal to put in enough hands to work through it.

September goal: Win a shitload of act 3s (winning 4 is my goal) at Foxwoods. I don't even want/need a crazy profitable month. If I can make $15k in September I will be pleased. I just wanna get back to semi-consistent winning.

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I'm single, ladies.

My eyes!! My eyes!! The goggles - they do nothing!!!

A motherfuckin +

Why is my dignity yellow?

Do you have a piece of Adam [censored] Junglen in the EPT Barcelona? He's pwnin it you know. . .