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Postby OMGxALLiN » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:26 pm

Predections for tonight: HOODZ = Undefeated in beer pong Holla
H2T = Passed out drunk, pwned in Beer Pong
OMGxAllin = FUCKIN WASTED, w/ three sluts

as the great kat williams says, "TONIGHT WERE GETTING FUCKED UP!!!!"

------ posted by HOODZ, was on roomates comp
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Postby hard2tel » Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:39 am

We shall never speak of last night.
"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby MecosKing » Sat Sep 15, 2007 10:41 am

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby hard2tel » Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:03 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby emmasdad » Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:08 pm

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Postby tommyhawk » Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:51 pm

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Postby hard2tel » Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:55 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby shamdonk » Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:59 pm

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:50 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby OMGxALLiN » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:00 pm

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Postby Xaston » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:21 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby hard2tel » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:16 am

Ok. I have come to a life altering decision. I know many of u have been waiting for this...

I am moving back to tournaments. SURPRISE SURPRISE

:(

I've come to the realization that im just not that good at cash games. And to get great at them and move up i would have to actually work at it which just isnt something i'm interested in. Dont get me wrong...im a 2-3ptbb winner at 400nl on ftp, or i was when i played a lot...but i really miss the thrill of tournaments. I also miss the notoriety of being one of the best tourney players out there (another shocker, i have a big ego).

My bankroll is down to like $20k which means im going to play a lot of the 5r, 10r, 20 freeze, 50 freeze type tournies. Then maybe get some backing in the 109/162/163 freezes if need be.

And plz, keep the 'I told u so' posts to a minimum.

hugs and kisses!
"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby Xaston » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:38 am

rofl
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:46 am

hard2tel45s (11:45:59 PM): fuck it. im gonna start playing tourneys tomorrow
GodlikeRoy (10:45:36 PM): sure buddy
hard2tel45s (11:46:18 PM): i'll just say its someone im tutoring on my account
hard2tel45s (11:46:26 PM): so my high stakes friends wont make fun of me. :(
hard2tel45s (11:46:30 PM): oh god kill me
GodlikeRoy (10:46:18 PM): LOL
GodlikeRoy (10:46:27 PM): why not get your high stakes friends to stake you in the london ept!
hard2tel45s (11:47:12 PM): because my high stakes friends = u
GodlikeRoy (10:46:50 PM): lol
hard2tel45s (11:47:22 PM): ok not really but that was kinda funny
GodlikeRoy (10:46:57 PM): brb
GodlikeRoy (10:46:59 PM): masturbating
hard2tel45s (11:47:39 PM): while watching me play mtt's obv
hard2tel45s (12:05:25 AM): plz tell me you're done..or u have a problem
GodlikeRoy (11:09:32 PM): lol
GodlikeRoy (11:09:36 PM): ANYWAY
hard2tel45s (12:10:12 AM): ha
GodlikeRoy (11:09:46 PM): i think i'm gonna be a professional 2-7 TD player
hard2tel45s (12:10:34 AM): lol
hard2tel45s (12:10:50 AM): im about to make a post regarding my decision to go back to mtt's.
hard2tel45s (12:11:08 AM): many 'i told u so's will most likely follow
GodlikeRoy (11:11:57 PM): haha


hard2tel45s (12:19:22 AM): PokerStars Game #12160632797: Tournament #61173105, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/09/20 - 02:16:16 (ET)
Table '61173105 22' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: dolfan (6580 in chips)
Seat 2: RGow8 (2260 in chips)
Seat 3: maya18 (6105 in chips)
Seat 4: 0harmonic0 (5525 in chips)
Seat 5: hard2tel (2607 in chips)
Seat 6: sjnr76 (8433 in chips)
Seat 7: banger92 (2615 in chips)
Seat 8: max1000000 (3460 in chips)
Seat 9: the wa®den (6975 in chips)
hard2tel: posts small blind 75
sjnr76: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hard2tel [8d Ts]
banger92: folds
max1000000: folds
the wa®den: folds
dolfan: folds
RGow8: folds
maya18: folds
0harmonic0: raises 300 to 450
hard2tel: raises 2157 to 2607 and is all-in
sjnr76: folds
0harmonic0: calls 2157
hard2tel said, "gambolllll"
*** FLOP *** [7s 9d 6s]
hard2tel said, "lolz"
*** TURN *** [7s 9d 6s] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [7s 9d 6s 4s] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hard2tel: shows [8d Ts] (a straight, Six to Ten)
0harmonic0: shows [7c 7h] (a full house, Sevens full of Nines)
hard2tel said, "bahhhhhh"
0harmonic0 collected 5364 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5364 | Rake 0
Board [7s 9d 6s 4s 9h]
Seat 1: dolfan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: RGow8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: maya18 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: 0harmonic0 (button) showed [7c 7h] and won (5364) with a full house, Sevens full of Nines
Seat 5: hard2tel (small blind) showed [8d Ts] and lost with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 6: sjnr76 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: banger92 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: max1000000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: the wa®den folded before Flop (didn't bet)

hard2tel45s (12:19:40 AM): im moving back to cash games

GodlikeRoy (11:19:28 PM): LOL DONKAMENTS
Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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