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Postby hard2tel » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:11 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby Twelver » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:33 am

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby hard2tel » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:22 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby hard2tel » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:22 pm

God i seriously run worse than should be possible...unless i win the 10r or 20r..

results to come later.
"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

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Postby shamdonk » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:34 pm

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:49 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby hard2tel » Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:03 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby hard2tel » Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:29 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby hard2tel » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:31 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby Xaston » Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:57 am

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:09 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:10 pm

Im not gonna whine about how bad im running anymore in this journal. From my lack of good cashes everyone already can tell. Im just gonna post my results.

75 6max- didnt cash
163 freeze- didnt cash
75 freeze- bubbled
75 freeze- didnt cash
109 freeze- didnt cash
20 1 R/A- didnt cash
55 freeze- didnt cash
55 freeze didnt cash
109 freeze- didnt cash

I also played 2204 hu hands. Most against complete idiots who ran hotter than god. Ended down 7 buyins.

cool hands-

FullTiltPoker Game #3662851719: Table Ella (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:57:29 ET - 2007/09/24
Seat 1: hard2tel ($237)
Seat 2: atroosh ($477.10)
hard2tel posts the small blind of $1
atroosh posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hard2tel [Kc Kd]
hard2tel raises to $6
atroosh calls $4
*** FLOP *** [9c 4d 8c]
atroosh checks
hard2tel bets $9
atroosh raises to $18
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel raises to $56
atroosh raises to $120
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel raises to $231, and is all in
atroosh calls $111
hard2tel shows [Kc Kd]
atroosh shows [9h 8h]
*** TURN *** [9c 4d 8c] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [9c 4d 8c 6s] [2h]
hard2tel shows a pair of Kings
atroosh shows two pair, Nines and Eights
atroosh wins the pot ($473.50) with two pair, Nines and Eights
hard2tel is sitting out
hard2tel adds $200
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $474 | Rake $0.50
Board: [9c 4d 8c 6s 2h]
Seat 1: hard2tel (small blind) showed [Kc Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: atroosh (big blind) showed [9h 8h] and won ($473.50) with two pair, Nines and Eights

FullTiltPoker Game #3662607988: Table Ella (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:34:01 ET - 2007/09/24
Seat 1: hard2tel ($211)
Seat 2: atroosh ($244.10)
atroosh posts the small blind of $1
hard2tel posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hard2tel [Ks Kd]
atroosh raises to $4
hard2tel raises to $15
atroosh calls $11
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9d 2d]
hard2tel bets $24
atroosh calls $24
*** TURN *** [Qh 9d 2d] [7h]
hard2tel bets $55
atroosh calls $55
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9d 2d 7h] [5h]
hard2tel bets $117, and is all in
atroosh: lol
atroosh calls $117
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hard2tel shows [Ks Kd] a pair of Kings
atroosh shows [9h Jh] a flush, Queen high
atroosh wins the pot ($421.50) with a flush, Queen high
hard2tel is sitting out
atroosh: peace
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $422 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qh 9d 2d 7h 5h]
Seat 1: hard2tel (big blind) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: atroosh (small blind) showed [9h Jh] and won ($421.50) with a flush, Queen high

FullTiltPoker Game #3663744984: Table Ella (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:20:01 ET - 2007/09/24
Seat 1: hard2tel ($704.25)
Seat 2: ptownballer ($298.50)
hard2tel posts the small blind of $1
ptownballer posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hard2tel [Jh Jd]
hard2tel raises to $6
ptownballer raises to $18
hard2tel calls $12
*** FLOP *** [8c 7h 4d]
ptownballer checks
hard2tel bets $22
ptownballer raises to $102
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel has requested TIME
hard2tel raises to $296
ptownballer calls $178.50, and is all in
hard2tel shows [Jh Jd]
ptownballer shows [Ah Kc]
Uncalled bet of $15.50 returned to hard2tel
*** TURN *** [8c 7h 4d] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [8c 7h 4d 3c] [Ac]
hard2tel shows a pair of Jacks
ptownballer shows a pair of Aces
ptownballer wins the pot ($596.50) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $597 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8c 7h 4d 3c Ac]
Seat 1: hard2tel (small blind) showed [Jh Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: ptownballer (big blind) showed [Ah Kc] and won ($596.50) with a pair of Aces

Full Tilt Poker Game #3663883720: Table Ella (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:33:27 ET - 2007/09/24
Seat 1: hard2tel ($446.75)
Seat 2: ptownballer ($550)
ptownballer posts the small blind of $1
hard2tel posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hard2tel [Ah Th]
ptownballer raises to $6
hard2tel calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Td 7h 9h]
hard2tel checks
ptownballer bets $12
hard2tel calls $12
*** TURN *** [Td 7h 9h] [8h]
hard2tel checks
ptownballer bets $36
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel calls $36
*** RIVER *** [Td 7h 9h 8h] [5h]
hard2tel checks
ptownballer bets $496, and is all in
hard2tel calls $392.75, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $103.25 returned to ptownballer
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ptownballer shows [Jh 6h] a straight flush, Nine high
hard2tel mucks
ptownballer wins the pot ($893) with a straight flush, Nine high
hard2tel is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $893.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Td 7h 9h 8h 5h]
Seat 1: hard2tel (big blind) mucked [Ah Th] - a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: ptownballer (small blind) showed [Jh 6h] and won ($893) with a straight flush, Nine high

villian in the above hand had overbet like that 4-5 times before this hand. i dont think i can lay that down against that idiot.

Also lost two races for whole stacks but hey, im not whining!
"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby Xaston » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:16 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:31 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby Xaston » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:37 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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