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Postby Twelver » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:16 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby Twelver » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:59 pm

Bah 3rd tonight in the $55K on Full Tilt for like $7,500.

Not winning sucks.
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby NorthView » Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:54 am

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:42 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby emmasdad » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:12 am

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Postby hard2tel » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:16 am

lol
"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby SebQtaneus » Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:58 am

Mekos King: Seb is now the way the truth and the light
Mekos King: as if we didnt know that already
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Postby Twelver » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:25 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby Twelver » Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:08 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby Twelver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:21 pm

Fuck 3/6

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Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby AlexMR » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:55 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby hard2tel » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:04 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby Twelver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:20 pm

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (4 handed) Courtesy of

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($572)
Hero ($611.40)
UTG ($329)
Button ($1373.65)

Preflop: Hero is BB with [Jh], [Js].
UTG raises to $18, Button raises to $63, 1 fold, Hero calls $57, UTG folds.

Flop: ($147) [Th], [8s], [9c] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $120, Hero raises to $360, Button raises to $1227, Hero calls $188.40 (All-In).

Turn: ($1922.40) [8c] (2 players, 1 all-in)
.

River: ($1922.40) [5s] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1922.40

Results in white below:
Hero has Jh Js (two pair, jacks and eights).
Button has Jd Qd (straight, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins $1922.40.



Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Courtesy of

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($347.30)
UTG ($549.10)
Hero ($402.70)
Button ($1131.60)
SB ($399.40)

Preflop: Hero is MP with [Ad], [Ts].
1 fold, Hero raises to $14, 2 folds, BB calls $10.

Flop: ($30) [8c], [5c], [As] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($30) [Ks] (2 players)
BB bets $28, Hero calls $28.

River: ($86) [2c] (2 players)
BB bets $72, Hero calls $72.

Final Pot: $230

Results in white below:
BB has Ac Tc (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ad Ts (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins $230.



Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (5 handed) Courtesy of

saw flop|saw showdown

Button ($905.20)
SB ($228)
BB ($618)
UTG ($427.50)
Hero ($518.65)

Preflop: Hero is MP with [9s], [9d].
1 fold, Hero raises to $21, 1 fold, SB raises to $228 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls $207.

Flop: ($462) [7s], [8c], [2c] (2 players, 1 all-in)
.

Turn: ($462) [4s] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($462) [5s] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $462

Results in white below:
SB has Ac As (one pair, aces).
Hero has 9s 9d (one pair, nines).
Outcome: SB wins $462.




Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
5 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $595.90
CO: $532.70
Button: $394
SB: $1018.70
BB: $584.60

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with [Ks] [Kc]
Hero raises to $14, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: [5c] [3h] [7s] ($30, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $21, BB calls.

Turn: [Th] ($72, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $60, BB raises to $215, Hero calls.

River: [9h] ($502, 2 players)
BB is all-in $334.6, Hero folds.
Uncalled bets: $334.6 returned to BB.

Results:
Final pot: $502


Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
7 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $416
UTG+1: $400
Hero: $394
CO: $392
Button: $181.05
SB: $274
BB: $475.20

Pre-flop: (7 players) Hero is MP1 with [5d] [8d]
2 folds, Hero raises to $14, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: [3c] [7d] [Tc] ($30, 3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $20, BB calls.

Turn: [3d] ($70, 3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $48, BB calls.

River: [Ks] ($166, 3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $125, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $416
BB showed 5s 5c
Hero showed 5d 8d

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $329.50
Hero: $598.80
CO: $787.50
Button: $294
SB: $0
BB: $795.15

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with [Qs] [Kd]
UTG calls, Hero raises to $27, 3 folds, UTG calls.

Flop: [4d] [Qc] [6d] ($63, 3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $45, UTG calls.

Turn: [3s] ($153, 3 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: [2d] ($153, 3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $85, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: $323
UTG showed 6c 6s
Hero showed Qs Kd


Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $573
CO: $600
Hero: $1087.50
SB: $650
BB: $203

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with [7h] [7c]
2 folds, Hero raises to $21, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: [7s] [9h] [Js] ($48, 2 players)
SB bets $36, Hero raises to $96, SB raises to $258, Hero raises all-in $1066.5, SB calls all-in $407.
Uncalled bets: $401.5 returned to Hero.

Turn: [8d] ($1378, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1378)


River: [Jh] ($1378, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1378)


Results:
Final pot: $1378
Hero showed 7h 7c
SB showed 9d 9s
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby Xaston » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:57 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Twelver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:09 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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