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Postby oatmealforxmas » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:21 pm

so fvckin retarded god dammit
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby stickdude » Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:09 am

Looks like you made a 2+2 BBV post (if it is indeed you)

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showf ... w=1#UNREAD

Stage #789367638: Holdem No Limit $0.50 - 2007-10-13 23:44:45 (ET)
Table: FORT LAUDERDALE (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - HEEHAWSTEC85 ($34.85 in chips)
Seat 2 - COBBERNOTTY ($69.85 in chips)
Seat 3 - NORMNDRABBLE ($218.05 in chips)
Seat 4 - OATSFORXMAS ($100 in chips) <--- is this you???
Seat 5 - IMAKEYAHUMP ($86.71 in chips)
Seat 6 - TOPRAWMAN ($15.15 in chips)
COBBERNOTTY - Posts small blind $0.25
NORMNDRABBLE - Posts big blind $0.50
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NORMNDRABBLE [2h Qd]
OATSFORXMAS - Calls $0.50
IMAKEYAHUMP - Folds
TOPRAWMAN - Calls $0.50
HEEHAWSTEC85 - Folds
COBBERNOTTY - Calls $0.25
NORMNDRABBLE - Checks
*** FLOP *** [Kd 10d 5s]
COBBERNOTTY - Checks
NORMNDRABBLE - Checks
OATSFORXMAS - Checks
TOPRAWMAN - Checks
*** TURN *** [Kd 10d 5s] [Ad]
COBBERNOTTY - Checks
NORMNDRABBLE - Checks
OATSFORXMAS - Bets $2
TOPRAWMAN - Calls $2
COBBERNOTTY - Folds
NORMNDRABBLE - Calls $2
*** RIVER *** [Kd 10d 5s Ad] [Jd]
NORMNDRABBLE - Bets $3
OATSFORXMAS - Folds
TOPRAWMAN - Calls $3
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NORMNDRABBLE - Shows [2h Qd] (Royal flush)
TOPRAWMAN - Mucks
NORMNDRABBLE Collects $12.80 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($14) | Rake ($0.70) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Kd 10d 5s Ad Jd]
Seat 1: HEEHAWSTEC85 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: COBBERNOTTY (small blind) Folded on the TURN
Seat 3: NORMNDRABBLE (big blind) won Total ($12.80) HI:($12.80) with Royal flush [2h Qd - B:Ad,B:Kd,P:Qd,B:Jd,B:10d]
Seat 4: OATSFORXMAS Folded on the RIVER
Seat 5: IMAKEYAHUMP Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: TOPRAWMAN HI: [Mucked] [Kh Ks]
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You cracked my Aces... prepare to die"
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:46 am

[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:24 am

Well. running retarded still. Got all in with KK vs QQ preflop for 250 bb pot, and managed to not lose this time. We did split, as the board made a flush obviously. God I run bad.

Anyway, still managed to win some monies today regardless of the cards.

Have watched a few cardrunners videos and they have kinda not been as useful as I would have hoped. Guess it is good to reinforce ideas and stuff. Meh, whatever.

br: 4584

Please let me run good pls.
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:21 am

well

some days its not your day. its not your fucking day.

i decided to call it a night after i lost a set of 8s to K7s in a 3bet pot. river a flush all in on the turn? please do.

fucking calls with k7 in a 3bet pot and scoops.

kill me.

bah dropped like 180 today. fuckin christ on a stick. at least i cant run much worse than i did today.

hmmmmmm.

fucking so retarded

br: 4555
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:44 am

I cashed out of AP today. Too sketched out by all the BS with their cheating scandal. I deposited onto Cake, and played some 50nl. Dang those players are bad. I think I ran into stickdude at one of my tables? My screen name there is Larry Sellers...

Anyway I made a bit there today, so I guess I will just keep taking notes and hope to multiply the bankroll by leaps and bounds.

BR: 4710
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:02 am

Last edited by oatmealforxmas on Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:34 am, edited 1 time in total.
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby Danhdan » Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:11 am

"Million dollar play, ten cent finish."

"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

"Laugh and the world stares at you; cry, and the world stares at you."
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:04 am

Played a good bit of poker today. Lucky I won, because after watching the CAL/UCLA game I kinda wanted to kill myself already. If I had gone on a downswing it prolly woulda been gg oats.

Anyway

br: 4923

Getting pretty close to my "move up to .50/1 already you pussy bankroll nit" point.

I have been playing a table here and there, doesn't seem too different from .25/.50 to be honest. Course, I only managed to beat .25/.50 for about 3ptbb/100 so maybe that is the top of my poker ceiling. Whatever, I will figure something out.
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:42 pm

Hmm lousy morning playing poker + loss of basketball prop bet = bankroll reduction

br: 4750
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:25 am

[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:18 am

[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby MBuckler » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:35 am

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