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Postby Xaston » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:53 am

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby AlexMR » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:07 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:50 pm

I came for the sesond session and lost 170 in about 150hands. Two donks hit a set against my overpair (i didnt have to stack off in one but the table got really crazy and i thought a worse pair couldve called me, he had hit his two outer on turn obv). Also JJ<<AK for 1/2 buy ins AIPF. TT<<88 for about 35BBs AIPF.

550 hands and -$185, almost 4 buy ins. I only have ~800 and i will stay playing 50NL till i bust.
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby NorthView » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:57 pm

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby RedBarracuda » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:07 pm

and I folded KK ona Q high flop and the guy shoved me QQ..
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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby NorthView » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:27 pm

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby AlexMR » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:43 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:54 pm

Well, I was contacted by MK creaming about this site and claiming he has made gains of 0.5" in ONLY one year. He feels huge now with his 3.5" and since i suck so much at poker I will use this time to serve a better purpose.

Since I sense some kind of SPS among the most beloved BTPers, Im going to say, BTPers GOGOGOGOGOGOGO.

http://www.thundersplace.org/forum/show ... hp?t=28502
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby MekosKing » Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:17 pm

alitomr (4:18:06 PM): wtf am i sposed to do with thios constipation
Mekos King (4:18:51 PM): ANAL SUPPOSITORIES FTW!
alitomr (4:18:58 PM): dewd
alitomr (4:19:05 PM): i bought like 24 of those
alitomr (4:19:17 PM): at the beginnin it was hard putin them in
alitomr (4:20:04 PM): now it s like the famned thing cant pass close to the ahole cause im like "wtf did it go?"
alitomr (4:20:08 PM): gg life
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Postby AlexMR » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:55 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby RedBarracuda » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:03 am

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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby AlexMR » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:59 am

Yeah man...so std sesh...

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[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby MekosKing » Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:28 pm

SIG TEST....

MAN... the dominican republic is tite, obv.
alitomr (4:18:06 PM): wtf am i sposed to do with thios constipation
Mekos King (4:18:51 PM): ANAL SUPPOSITORIES FTW!
alitomr (4:18:58 PM): dewd
alitomr (4:19:05 PM): i bought like 24 of those
alitomr (4:19:17 PM): at the beginnin it was hard putin them in
alitomr (4:20:04 PM): now it s like the famned thing cant pass close to the ahole cause im like "wtf did it go?"
alitomr (4:20:08 PM): gg life
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Postby RedBarracuda » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:56 pm

omfg.. that's so coooooooool
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(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby SCFanatiker » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:26 pm

At the moment I know like you feel Alex :twisted: This game is fucking devious :evil:
After getting back to even with real tight play I took such fucking sick coolers all time again its so sick :evil: Down 4 stacks again at this fucking Omaha game on Pacific :evil:

I manage it to get Topset of 9s AND Action 1 fucking time again and then the Fucking MORON BRAINDEAD MoFu Guy sucks out for 85$ with 10/10/5/5 for a Backdoor Flush :evil: Pacific is so MF Rigged :!: After I cashout 200 Bucks 1 time they put the fucking doomswitch back and let me have the sickest beat imaginable :roll:

Its almost unreal what this fucking game and this Rigged MoFu rooms can do to someone that only wants to put some hard work in :!:
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