This guy totally stank, he always sat down with like $35 at the $200 tables and played as badly as most shorties. He was at 2 of my tables and rebought the minimum at least twice. Everybody starts to leave one of these tables, until finally it's just him and me, he has $90 to start this hand somehow. We're HU.

About 10 hands in, I get QQ. He is first to act and open shoves, I snap call of course and he has AA.

A few hands later he quits of course, no doubt to tell his dorm buddies all about his leet poker skillz....

Serious vomit time....

$400 NL FR (only 5 at the table). Hero gets all-in preflop with AA vs AK. Flop 432, turn 5. Villain only had like $150 to start the hand but still, ick.

$200 NL FR. Hero gets QQ in the SB. Folds to button who makes a button steal raise to $6 with AJ, Hero reraises to $23, button calls, and flop is KQT. All the money goes in on the flop of course and Hero doesn't improve.

Hero quits in disgust.