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Postby Flavel » Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:50 pm

May the poker gods smile upon you,

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Postby hard2tel » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:31 pm

god fuckin damnit can i plz get one fucking break in one fucking big tourney jesus fuckin christ on a fuckin toothpick
"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

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Postby tommyhawk » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:22 pm

amen
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Postby hard2tel » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:36 pm

meh. up 14 buyins today at 400nl ..down 3 stacks in ev in allins. misclick that cost me $400...twelver pwning me like always..

meh indeed
"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

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Postby hard2tel » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:26 pm

heh

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
Hero ($438.00)
UTG+1 ($390.00)
CO ($684.40)
BTN ($722.40)
SB ($459.40)
BB ($381.90)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is UTG [Ad][9d]
Hero raises to $14, 2 folds, BTN calls $14, 2 folds

Flop: [8d][3h][9c] ($34, 2 players)
Hero bets $27, BTN calls $27

Turn: [Js] ($88, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: [7c] ($88, 2 players)
Hero bets $71, BTN calls $71

Final Pot: $230
BTN shows: [5h][9h]
Hero shows: [Ad][9d]

Hero wins $227 ( won +$115 )
BTN lost -$112.00
"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:39 pm

totals for this week-

cash- 15970 hands at 400nl...13472 at 600nl. +$16530.65 total.

donkaments- 7 played 0 cashes -$4200 or so. including 2909 in the ftops 100r. :(

also not included the 1k 6max ftops that im gonna play tonight..which im sure to bubble.

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im still losing money in nonshowdown pots but i am improving. yay
"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby RedBarracuda » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:41 pm

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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby NorthView » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:45 pm

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:23 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby NorthView » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:29 pm

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
==================================================================

[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby MacAnthony » Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:59 pm

Mac - Getting quoted in sigs since 2006


<emmasdad> pulling an ED = getting wasted and firing off 1/2 the BR???
<Trump34> yep
<emmasdad> i have only done that 3 times in a year and a half. . .
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:02 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:04 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:06 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby hard2tel » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:17 pm

fun

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
Hero ($530.90)
UTG+1 ($559.40)
CO ($402.50)
BTN ($1010.70)
SB ($133.80)
BB ($881.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is UTG [9h][8h]
Hero raises to $14, 4 folds, BB calls $10

Flop: [2s][4d][9s] ($30, 2 players)
BB bets $24, Hero calls $24

Turn: [8c] ($78, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $58, BB raises to $172, Hero goes all-in $492.9, BB calls $320.9

River: [2d] ($1063.8, 2 players)

Final Pot: $1063.80
BB shows: [Ah][Ac]
Hero shows: [9h][8h]

BB wins $1060.8 ( won +$529.9 )
Hero lost -$530.90

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($519.80)
CO ($498.70)
BTN ($234.60)
SB ($402.00)
Hero ($1341.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 5 players) Hero is BB [4s][3s]
UTG raises to $14, 1 fold, BTN calls $14, SB calls $12, Hero calls $10

Flop: [4c][3c][As] ($56, 4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets $48, 1 fold, SB folds, Hero raises to $132, UTG goes all-in $505.8, Hero calls $373.8

Turn: [Ad] ($1067.6, 2 players)

River: [4h] ($1067.6, 2 players)

Final Pot: $1067.60
Hero shows: [4s][3s]
UTG shows: [Ac][Kh]

UTG wins $1064.6 ( won +$544.8 )
BTN lost -$14.00
SB lost -$14.00
Hero lost -$519.80

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($394.00)
UTG+1 ($811.55)
CO ($484.45)
Hero ($469.00)
SB ($970.00)
BB ($420.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is BTN [Qs][Ad]
2 folds, CO raises to $14, Hero raises to $42, 2 folds, CO calls $28

Flop: [Ac][Qh][4c] ($90, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $60, CO raises to $120, Hero calls $60

Turn: [2d] ($330, 2 players)
CO bets $144, Hero goes all-in $307, CO calls $163

River: [9s] ($944, 2 players)

Final Pot: $944
Hero shows: [Qs][Ad]
CO shows: [4h][4d]

CO wins $941 ( won +$472 )
Hero lost -$469.00

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($953.40)
CO ($377.00)
BTN ($696.35)
SB ($196.20)
Hero ($394.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 5 players) Hero is BB [6h][6s]
UTG raises to $14, CO calls $14, BTN calls $14, 1 fold, Hero calls $10

Flop: [5s][4h][6d] ($58, 4 players)
Hero bets $43, 1 fold, CO calls $43, 1 fold

Turn: [4s] ($144, 2 players)
Hero bets $90, CO calls $90

River: [Qc] ($324, 2 players)
Hero goes all-in $247, CO says "lol", CO calls $230

Final Pot: $784
CO shows: [4d][4c]
Hero shows: [6h][6s]

CO wins $781 ( won +$404 )
Hero wins $17 ( lost -$377 )
UTG lost -$14.00
BTN lost -$14.00

the guy with quads obv took all his time bank on the river to call
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