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Postby PBG » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:28 pm

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Crap.

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Postby MecosKing » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:59 pm

Well, IIRC, you are an asian female who plays at the commie... So you either look like this

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or like this

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Enquiring minds are eagerly awaiting to know which...Its like, we just wanna know whether to have ourselves a good wank, or a good cry***....yaknow???




***(edit) Note that there are many of us here at BTP that tend to perform these two activities either simultaneously, or one right after the other. However, the answer to my question could still be relevant to the ratio of wanking to crying for some people, and which of the two activities comes first in time, for others.

Thx for your help, consideration and understanding!
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Postby RedBarracuda » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:08 pm

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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby dropthe72 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:11 pm

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Postby PBG » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:52 pm

I was totally messing. Yes, I know who Frank Lloyd Wright is. Now to answer the dang question of which pic I look like. You mean with my hair and makeup in place or after the gym on a Sunday morning?

You know Kelly Hu from The Scorpion King? Good for you. I don't look like her.
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Postby dropthe72 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:54 pm

that's too bad. since she's hot.
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Postby Pok 7's » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:11 pm

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Postby dropthe72 » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:39 am

odds are, from my memory three to one more likely that she is a 2 over a 1.

the bike is like waaay better.
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Postby PBG » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:37 pm

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Postby RedBarracuda » Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:38 pm

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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby dropthe72 » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:04 pm

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Postby Pok 7's » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:22 am

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Postby PBG » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:43 am

There aren't any naked pictures of Jennicide online unless you subscribe on Playboy online. No, Google is not my friend. It has gotten me in trouble more times than I could count. Plus, they wouldn't hire my brother but that's another subject entirely.

This MY rant. I'm not complaining that I can't see pictures of Jennicide naked. I'm wondering WHY I'm curious! I find her nose annoying. But then again you can't control what other people are going to post because they're just going to do what they're going to do.

P.S. I bought the magazine and the airbrushing was pretty damned good.
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