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goose!

(7:36:51 PM) hard2tel45s: i took like half a bottle of nyquil last night to go to sleep
(7:36:56 PM) hard2tel45s: and had a pretty cool dream
(8:04:24 PM) N1232: was i in it?
(8:10:37 PM) hard2tel45s: the hawks were in the super bowl
(8:10:45 PM) hard2tel45s: on a football field
(8:10:59 PM) hard2tel45s: and it started to rain and shit so they stopped dribbling
(8:11:06 PM) hard2tel45s: and started playing rugby
(8:11:14 PM) hard2tel45s: and we ended up winning
(8:11:33 PM) hard2tel45s: then after the game i was talking to kevin garnett
(8:11:46 PM) hard2tel45s: and was like hey bro why dont u come play for us
(8:11:55 PM) hard2tel45s: and he was like lol atlanta sucks
(8:12:06 PM) hard2tel45s: i dont remember if we were playing the celtics
(8:12:10 PM) hard2tel45s: but he was there

seriously lol at my last couple sessions

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($887.60)
Hero ($650.95)
BTN ($386.00)
SB ($404.00)
BB ($1148.85)

Pre-flop: ($6, 5 players) Hero is CO [5s]
UTG calls $4, Hero raises to $16, 3 folds, UTG calls $12

Flop: [4s][Kc] ($38, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $33, UTG calls $33

Turn: ($104, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($104, 2 players)
UTG bets $88, Hero raises to $235, UTG raises to $444, Hero goes all-in $601.95, UTG calls $157.95

Final Pot: $1307.90
UTG shows: [Qc]
Hero shows: [5s]

UTG wins $1305.9 ( won +$654.95 )
Hero lost -$650.95

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($1038.70)
Hero ($477.50)
BTN ($535.05)
SB ($400.00)
BB ($447.40)

Pre-flop: ($6, 5 players) Hero is CO [Js]
1 fold, Hero raises to $14, 2 folds, BB raises to $24, Hero calls $10

Flop: [8d][Ad] ($50, 2 players)
BB bets $50, Hero raises to $155, BB calls $105

Turn: ($360, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero goes all-in $298.5, BB calls $268.4

River: ($926.9, 2 players)

Final Pot: $896.80
Hero shows: [Js]
BB shows: [Kc]

Hero wins $30.1 ( lost -$447.4 )
BB wins $893.8 ( won +$446.4 )

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($436.00)
UTG+1 ($947.15)
CO ($398.00)
BTN ($446.55)
Hero ($1046.50)
BB ($100.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is SB [As]
UTG raises to $20, 2 folds, BTN calls $20, Hero raises to $75, 1 fold, UTG folds, BTN calls $55

Flop: [Js][Ts] ($174, 2 players)
Hero bets $121, BTN goes all-in $371.55, Hero calls $250.55

Turn: ($917.1, 2 players)

River: ($917.1, 2 players)

Final Pot: $917.10
BTN shows: [Kc]
Hero shows: [As]

BTN wins $914.1 ( won +$467.55 )
UTG lost -$20.00
Hero lost -$446.55

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($80.00)
UTG+1 ($400.00)
CO ($952.50)
BTN ($834.00)
SB ($1004.10)
Hero ($406.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is BB [Kh]
3 folds, BTN raises to $14, SB calls $12, Hero raises to $60, BTN folds, SB goes all-in $1004.1, Hero calls $346

Flop: [9c][Tc] ($1424.1, 2 players)

Turn: ($1424.1, 2 players)

River: ($1424.1, 2 players)

Final Pot: $826
SB shows: [Qc]
Hero shows: [Kh]

SB wins $1421.1 ( won +$417 )
BTN lost -$14.00
Hero lost -$406.00

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($400.00)
UTG+1 ($772.40)
CO ($596.00)
BTN ($402.00)
Hero ($489.30)
BB ($939.30)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is SB [7h]
UTG raises to $14, 2 folds, BTN calls $14, Hero calls $12, 1 fold

Flop: [6s][8c] ($46, 3 players)
Hero bets $37, UTG calls $37, BTN raises to $96, Hero goes all-in $475.3, UTG folds, BTN calls $292

Turn: ($946.3, 2 players)

River: ($946.3, 2 players)

Final Pot: $859
BTN shows: [6h]
Hero shows: [7h]

BTN wins $856 ( won +$454 )
Hero wins $87.3 ( lost -$402 )
UTG lost -$51.00

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($400.00)
UTG+1 ($1239.15)
CO ($394.00)
BTN ($486.55)
Hero ($1228.50)
BB ($400.30)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is SB [Th]
UTG raises to $12, UTG+1 calls $12, 2 folds, Hero calls $10, BB calls $8

Flop: [Td][5d] ($48, 4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets $36, 1 fold, Hero raises to $98, BB folds, UTG calls $62

Turn: ($244, 2 players)
Hero bets $121, UTG goes all-in $290, Hero calls $169

River: ($824, 2 players)

Final Pot: $824
UTG shows: [Jc]
Hero shows: [Th]

UTG wins $821 ( won +$421 )
UTG+1 lost -$12.00
Hero lost -$400.00
BB lost -$12.00

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
Hero ($600.70)
UTG+1 ($400.00)
CO ($278.00)
BTN ($161.70)
SB ($524.30)
BB ($722.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is UTG [Kc]
Hero raises to $14, UTG+1 calls $14, 3 folds, BB raises to $64, Hero calls $50, UTG+1 calls $50

Flop: [8c][2s] ($194, 3 players)
BB bets $140, Hero calls $140, UTG+1 goes all-in $336, BB folds, Hero calls $196

Turn: ($1006, 2 players)

River: ($1006, 2 players)

Final Pot: $1006
Hero shows: [Kc]
UTG+1 shows: [5d]

UTG+1 wins $1003 ( won +$603 )
Hero lost -$400.00
BB lost -$204.00

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($390.75)
Hero ($820.15)
BTN ($388.10)
SB ($252.50)
BB ($357.30)

Pre-flop: ($6, 5 players) Hero is CO [9c]
UTG calls $4, Hero raises to $16, 3 folds, UTG calls $12

Flop: [Qc][7h] ($38, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $33, UTG calls $33

Turn: ($104, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $80, UTG calls $80

River: ($264, 2 players)
UTG goes all-in $261.75, Hero calls $261.75

Final Pot: $787.50
UTG shows: [Th]
Hero shows: [9c]

UTG wins $785.5 ( won +$394.75 )
Hero lost -$390.75

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($730.30)
Hero ($1421.90)
CO ($377.00)
BTN ($625.90)
SB ($84.00)
BB ($412.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 [Qd]
1 fold, Hero raises to $14, CO calls $14, 3 folds

Flop: [3d][Kd] ($34, 2 players)
Hero bets $27, CO raises to $115, Hero goes all-in $1407.9, CO calls $248

Turn: ($1804.9, 2 players)

River: ($1804.9, 2 players)

Final Pot: $760
CO shows: [Qh]
Hero shows: [Qd]

CO wins $757 ( won +$380 )
Hero wins $1044.9 ( lost -$377 )

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($400.00)
UTG+1 ($398.00)
Hero ($477.80)
BTN ($564.30)
SB ($400.00)
BB ($724.40)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is CO [Ts]
UTG raises to $14, 1 fold, Hero calls $14, BTN calls $14, 2 folds

Flop: [Th][Qd] ($48, 3 players)
UTG bets $40, Hero calls $40, 1 fold

Turn: ($128, 2 players)
UTG bets $95, Hero calls $95

River: ($318, 2 players)
UTG bets $170, Hero calls $170

Final Pot: $658
UTG shows: [Kd]
Hero shows: [Ts]

UTG wins $655 ( won +$336 )
Hero lost -$319.00
BTN lost -$14.00

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($394.00)
Hero ($532.00)
CO ($521.40)
BTN ($392.90)
SB ($400.00)
BB ($400.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 [8h]
1 fold, Hero raises to $14, CO calls $14, 3 folds

Flop: [4s][2s] ($34, 2 players)
Hero bets $27, CO calls $27

Turn: ($88, 2 players)
Hero bets $70, CO calls $70

River: ($228, 2 players)
Hero bets $182, CO calls $182

Final Pot: $592
Hero shows: [8h]
CO shows: [Ah]

CO wins $589 ( won +$296 )
Hero lost -$293.00

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at

Stacks:
CO ($396.00)
BTN ($396.00)
Hero ($402.00)
BB ($291.40)

Pre-flop: ($6, 4 players) Hero is SB [Qc]
2 folds, Hero raises to $12, BB calls $8

Flop: [Kh][Qd] ($24, 2 players)
Hero bets $18, BB raises to $36, Hero calls $18

Turn: ($96, 2 players)
Hero bets $71, BB goes all-in $243.4, Hero calls $172.4

River: ($582.8, 2 players)

Final Pot: $582.80
Hero shows: [Qc]
BB shows: [Ks]

BB wins $580.8 ( won +$289.4 )
Hero lost -$291.40

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($695.30)
Hero ($572.60)
CO ($369.30)
BTN ($424.40)
SB ($524.90)
BB ($431.40)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 [Qc]
1 fold, Hero raises to $14, CO calls $14, 3 folds

Flop: [As][3d] ($34, 2 players)
Hero bets $27, CO calls $27

Turn: ($88, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $36, Hero calls $36

River: ($160, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $32, Hero raises to $145, CO calls $113

Final Pot: $450
CO shows: [Ks]
Hero shows: [Qc]

CO wins $447 ( won +$225 )
Hero lost -$222.00

Very little about h2t is healthy.

Wasn't it you who had a thing for Emma Watson though? Thought it was, but you weren't on IM. Either way, Happy Birthday:
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_k ... _key=10173

ARE U KIDDING ME

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($623.60)
Hero ($524.30)
CO ($358.00)
BTN ($616.60)
SB ($910.70)
BB ($480.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 [Ac]
UTG calls $4, Hero raises to $16, CO calls $16, 3 folds, UTG folds

Flop: [3h][7c] ($42, 2 players)
Hero bets $33, CO calls $33

Turn: ($108, 2 players)
Hero bets $80, CO raises to $180, Hero raises to $428, CO calls $129

River: ($845, 2 players)

Final Pot: $726
Hero shows: [Ac]
CO shows: [As]

Hero wins $119 ( lost -$358 )
CO wins $723 ( won +$365 )
UTG lost -$4.00

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($762.00)
CO ($398.00)
BTN ($400.00)
Hero ($1693.90)
BB ($400.00)

Pre-flop: ($6, 5 players) Hero is SB [Ad]
UTG raises to $14, CO calls $14, 1 fold, Hero raises to $60, 1 fold, UTG raises to $188, CO folds, Hero goes all-in $1693.9, UTG calls $574

Flop: [3s][3c] ($2473.9, 2 players)

Turn: ($2473.9, 2 players)

River: ($2473.9, 2 players)

Final Pot: $1542
Hero shows: [Ad]
UTG shows: [As]

Hero wins $931.9 ( lost -$762 )
UTG wins $1539 ( won +$777 )
CO lost -$14.00

(11:10:21 PM) hard2tel45s: im now 8 tabling 600nl to chase losses obv
(11:10:29 PM) godlikeroy: gogogogogo
(11:32:25 PM) hard2tel45s: Full Tilt Poker Game #6141400668: Table RunItTrim (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:30:20 ET - 2008/04/22
Seat 1: MacDaddy34 ($940)
Seat 2: KidLA ($1,403.45)
Seat 3: RunItTrim ($856)
Seat 4: cMeWinS ($627.45)
Seat 5: maddone ($237.30)
Seat 6: hard2tel ($633)
MacDaddy34 posts the small blind of $3
KidLA has 5 seconds left to act
KidLA has been disconnected
KidLA is sitting out
KidLA has timed out
RunItTrim posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hard2tel [Kc Ks]
KidLA has reconnected
cMeWinS raises to $21
maddone folds
hard2tel raises to $66
MacDaddy34 folds
KidLA has returned
RunItTrim has 15 seconds left to act
KidLA has been disconnected
RunItTrim raises to $180
KidLA has reconnected
cMeWinS has 15 seconds left to act
KidLA has been disconnected
cMeWinS has requested TIME
KidLA has reconnected
KidLA has been disconnected
KidLA has reconnected
KidLA has been disconnected
cMeWinS folds
KidLA has reconnected
hard2tel raises to $633, and is all in
RunItTrim calls $453
KidLA has been disconnected
hard2tel shows [Kc Ks]
RunItTrim shows [2c Ac]
KidLA has reconnected
*** FLOP *** [Ah Qd 9s]
*** TURN *** [Ah Qd 9s]
*** RIVER *** [Ah Qd 9s Jh]
hard2tel shows a pair of Kings
RunItTrim shows a pair of Aces
RunItTrim wins the pot ($1,287) with a pair of Aces
hard2tel adds $600
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,290 | Rake $3
Board: [Ah Qd 9s Jh 4c]
Seat 1: MacDaddy34 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: KidLA is sitting out
Seat 3: RunItTrim (big blind) showed [2c Ac] and won ($1,287) with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: cMeWinS folded before the Flop
Seat 5: maddone didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: hard2tel (button) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings

(11:32:30 PM) hard2tel45s: god.
(11:32:58 PM) godlikeroy:

(11:35:25 PM) hard2tel45s: Full Tilt Poker Game #6141445773: Table Beeline (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:34:08 ET - 2008/04/22
Seat 1: canesthang ($412)
Seat 2: hard2tel ($763.15)
Seat 3: cMeWinS ($600)
Seat 4: macumba ($744)
Seat 5: Transkilla ($823)
Seat 6: ur_an_ASSet ($1,093.75)
hard2tel posts the small blind of $3
cMeWinS posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hard2tel [As Ah]
macumba folds
Transkilla folds
ur_an_ASSet folds
canesthang calls $6
hard2tel raises to $33
cMeWinS adds $6
cMeWinS folds
canesthang calls $27
*** FLOP *** [9s 7c Js]
hard2tel bets $55
canesthang calls $55
*** TURN *** [9s 7c Js]
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel bets $111
canesthang raises to $324, and is all in
hard2tel calls $213
canesthang shows [Ts Qs]
hard2tel shows [As Ah]
*** RIVER *** [9s 7c Js Kc]
canesthang shows a flush, Queen high
hard2tel shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
canesthang wins the pot ($827) with a flush, Queen high
hard2tel adds $248.85
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $830 | Rake $3
Board: [9s 7c Js Kc 7s]
Seat 1: canesthang (button) showed [Ts Qs] and won ($827) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 2: hard2tel (small blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 3: cMeWinS (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: macumba didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Transkilla didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: ur_an_ASSet didn't bet (folded)

(11:35:45 PM) hard2tel45s: this
(11:35:46 PM) hard2tel45s: shit
(11:35:47 PM) hard2tel45s: wont
(11:35:48 PM) hard2tel45s: stop

(11:38:00 PM) hard2tel45s: Full Tilt Poker Game #6141469042: Table Counter (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:36:05 ET - 2008/04/22
Seat 1: beatis ($618.95)
Seat 2: hauptizzle ($640.95)
Seat 3: Ropes ($160.15)
Seat 4: hard2tel ($1,040)
Seat 5: KidLA ($620.10), is sitting out
Seat 6: MacDaddy34 ($665), is sitting out
beatis posts the small blind of $3
hauptizzle posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hard2tel [5s Ad]
Ropes folds
MacDaddy34 stands up
hard2tel raises to $21
Daut99 adds $600
beatis folds
hauptizzle calls $15
*** FLOP *** [As 5h 9c]
hauptizzle checks
hard2tel bets $37
hauptizzle has 15 seconds left to act
hauptizzle calls $37
*** TURN *** [As 5h 9c]
hauptizzle bets $80
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel raises to $235
hauptizzle has 15 seconds left to act
hauptizzle has requested TIME
hauptizzle raises to $582.95, and is all in
hard2tel calls $347.95
hauptizzle shows [Ac Jd]
hard2tel shows [5s Ad]
*** RIVER *** [As 5h 9c Jc]
hauptizzle shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
hard2tel shows two pair, Aces and Fives
hauptizzle wins the pot ($1,282.90) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
hard2tel adds $200.95
hard2tel is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,284.90 | Rake $2
Board: [As 5h 9c Jc 3h]
Seat 1: beatis (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: hauptizzle (big blind) showed [Ac Jd] and won ($1,282.90) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 3: Ropes didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: hard2tel (button) showed [5s Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 5: KidLA is sitting out
Seat 6: MacDaddy34 is sitting out

(11:38:03 PM) hard2tel45s: ROFL
(11:38:08 PM) hard2tel45s: im done
(11:38:15 PM) hard2tel45s: this is the most fucked up shit
(11:38:26 PM) hard2tel45s: i was like 'if he has AJ'
(11:38:33 PM) hard2tel45s: 'Im gonna kill myself'
(11:38:41 PM) hard2tel45s: AND OMG HE HAS AJ

(11:38:46 PM) hard2tel45s: WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
(11:39:13 PM) hard2tel45s: in fucking
(11:39:16 PM) hard2tel45s: 30 mins
(11:39:25 PM) hard2tel45s: down 1500
(11:39:33 PM) hard2tel45s: making me even for the day
(11:39:38 PM) hard2tel45s: on fucking
(11:39:44 PM) hard2tel45s: retarded shit