Glad everyone still me just a bit around here... Gonna post under this pseudonym for a while for safetys sake... Hope no one minds... And, if they do,




So, quick update for anyone that really cares...



pretty much sums it up for me lately, which is always tite... Got a little busted doing things I wasn't sposed to be... blah blah blah... trial do over... blah blah blah... chemical castration... blah blah blah... etc...

Neways, although I know the entire BTP community is basically a doucheball, I would appreciate it if for the most part, I get a little LOL@DB or w/e, but not too much of past awfulness goes in here... Otherwise it's just gonna end up being sin binned and I'll prolly unfortunately go away... Be as cantankerous and abrasive as you like, just pretty much leave a certain pseudonym (starting w/ "M" and ending in "vpsports") out, and I would greatly appreciate it... Otherwise my whole life will basically become ...



Thx...

So Mr. Brunson has Mrs. Brunson given you your testicles back yet or are they still in the mason jar for safe keeping.

u gonna get raped

told u it was him

misegenation ftw...

LOL@U

MAN... WHEN IT RAINS IT FUCKING POURS... I MEAN GRANTED, I'VE PLAYED A SHITTON OF HANDS THIS MONTH ALREADY (~12000), BUT FFS DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO RUN LIKE ASS???? I'VE PLAYED A FEW HANDS LIKE SHITE, BUT OVERALL, RAPE ABOUND...

THIS GUY WAS FUCKING 14/13 AFTER A FEW HUNDRED HANDS...

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
Hero ($54.55)
CO ($51.45)
BTN ($71.00)
SB ($52.30)
BB ($50.00[/colMor])

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is UTG [As]
[color=#cc0000]Hero raises to $1.75, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.75, 2 folds

Flop: [3s][8s] ($4.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $4, BTN raises to $12, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($28.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $24, Hero goes all-in $40.8, BTN calls $16.8

River: ($109.85, 2 players)

Final Pot: $109.85
BTN shows: [8d]
Hero shows: [As]

BTN wins $106.85 ( won +$52.3 )
Hero lost -$54.55

APPAERNTLY THE CHECKRAISE WASN'T MY FRIEND TODAY... NOT SURE IF I SHOULD'VE BEEN CRING TURN OR MAYBE CRING FLOP OR WHAT... THIS WAS AFTER APPROX. 3000 HANDS, SO I WAS A BIT TIRED... BUT COME THE FUCK ON...

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at

Stacks:
CO ($50.00)
BTN ($54.60)
Hero ($58.55)
BB ($57.30)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 4 players) Hero is SB [As]
CO raises to $1.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5.75, 1 fold, CO calls $4

Flop: [Ah][3h] ($12, 2 players)
Hero bets $8.5, CO calls $8.5

Turn: ($29, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $7, Hero goes all-in $44.3, CO calls $28.75

River: ($109.05, 2 players)

Final Pot: $100.50
Hero shows: [As]
CO shows: [5h]

Hero wins $8.55 ( lost -$50 )
CO wins $98.5 ( won +$48.5 )

SAME IDIOT AS THE FIRST HAND... WAS SETTING UP TO CR THE FLOP, BUT BUTTON, WHO HAD LIKE A CB% OF 100% DECIDED TO CHECK THAT ONE TIME...

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($49.75)
UTG+1 ($44.75)
CO ($245.00)
BTN ($51.35)
Hero ($50.00)
BB ($80.55)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is SB [2s]
2 folds, CO raises to $1, BTN raises to $3.75, Hero calls $3.5, 1 fold, CO calls $2.75

Flop: [9c][7h] ($11.75, 3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($11.75, 3 players)
Hero bets $9, CO calls $9, 1 fold

River: ($29.75, 2 players)
Hero goes all-in $37.25, CO calls $37.25

Final Pot: $104.25
CO shows: [8h]
Hero shows: [2s]

CO wins $101.25 ( won +$51.25 )
BTN lost -$3.75
Hero lost -$50.00

STD MISSED BAJILLION OUTTER...

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($65.60)
Hero ($50.00)
CO ($50.00)
BTN ($42.45)
SB ($49.00)
BB ($14.70)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 [6s]
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.75, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.75, SB raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero calls $4.25, BTN calls $4.25

Flop: [3s][9s] ($18.5, 3 players)
SB bets $14, Hero goes all-in $44, 1 fold, SB calls $29

Turn: ($105.5, 2 players)

River: ($105.5, 2 players)

Final Pot: $104.50
SB shows: [As]
Hero shows: [6s]

SB wins $101.5 ( won +$52.5 )
Hero wins $1 ( lost -$49 )
BTN lost -$6.00

LIKE THE 2ND BARRELL... NOT SURE BOUT THE 3RD... OBV I MISS EVERYTHING ANYWAYS, AND FUCKING HE FLOATS ME W/ GODDAMN K HIGH AND HITS...

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($52.60)
UTG+1 ($27.15)
Hero ($70.10)
BTN ($50.30)
SB ($50.00)
BB ($72.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is CO [5s]
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, 2 folds

Flop: [6h][3d] ($4.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3

Turn: ($10.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, BTN calls $7

River: ($24.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $16, BTN calls $16

Final Pot: $56.25
Hero shows: [5s]
BTN shows: [Kh]

BTN wins $53.45 ( won +$25.7 )
Hero lost -$27.75

ANOTHER FUN DRAW MISSER...

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($51.90)
UTG+1 ($12.35)
Hero ($50.00)
BTN ($26.95)
SB ($48.30)
BB ($23.95)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is CO [Kc]
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, 2 folds

Flop: [3d][2c] ($4.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN raises to $13.25, Hero goes all-in $48.25, BTN calls $11.95

Turn: ($77.7, 2 players)

River: ($77.7, 2 players)

Final Pot: $54.65
Hero shows: [Kc]
BTN shows: [9h]

Hero wins $23.05 ( lost -$26.95 )
BTN wins $51.95 ( won +$25 )

LOL GETTING THERE DRAWING DEADAMENTS...

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($44.20)
Hero ($62.80)
CO ($107.75)
BTN ($55.65)
SB ($52.70)
BB ($21.75)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 [Th]
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.75, 3 folds, BB calls $1.25

Flop: [Qh][Qc] ($3.75, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB calls $3

Turn: ($9.75, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($9.75, 2 players)
BB bets $5, Hero raises to $24.75, BB calls $12

Final Pot: $43.75
Hero shows: [Th]
BB shows: [Qs]

Hero wins $7.75 ( lost -$21.75 )
BB wins $41.6 ( won +$19.85 )

MEH, THERE'S OTHERS, BUT WHY BOTHER WHEN I CAN MUCH MORE EASILY JUST SWALLOW A BOX OF RAZORBLADES...