It took me 12 times to pass law
Mostly usless time and a bore
My Gift is my writings and joo homo sightings
Only days till they show me the door.
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by ToastedMoses » Sat May 10, 2008 5:52 pm
"I saw this wino eating grapes, its like dude.... you have to wait." - Mitch Hedberg
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by Spank_her_Pair » Sat May 10, 2008 6:41 pm
KennyG is a queer.
he doesn't even like beer.
for a Captain and coke,
a cock he will smoke.
the load shall disappear.
he doesn't even like beer.
for a Captain and coke,
a cock he will smoke.
the load shall disappear.
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by ToastedMoses » Sat May 10, 2008 6:55 pm
"I saw this wino eating grapes, its like dude.... you have to wait." - Mitch Hedberg
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by BadBeatMan » Sun May 11, 2008 9:10 am
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by BadBeatMan » Sun May 11, 2008 12:24 pm
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by ToastedMoses » Sun May 11, 2008 4:15 pm
"I saw this wino eating grapes, its like dude.... you have to wait." - Mitch Hedberg
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by MecosKing » Sun May 11, 2008 4:51 pm
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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MecosKing - Juffins FTW
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by MecosKing » Sun May 11, 2008 6:20 pm
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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MecosKing - Juffins FTW
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by PkrKat » Sun May 11, 2008 7:14 pm
There once was a bad beat man
Who wrote like he wanted a ban
Pushing his luck like a retarded fuck
Writing bad prose cause he can
Who wrote like he wanted a ban
Pushing his luck like a retarded fuck
Writing bad prose cause he can
"they tell me you rarely speak in person..I told them that seemed impossible given how funny you are online"
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