Okay, this threads prolly been created already, in which case F U to whoever created it cause im creatin it again...and if not, LOL@no one doin it before...

Anyways, alot of us have exchanged all sorts of retarded/amusing/incendiary/LoLish/stupid aims with each other over the time weve been here, and we postemup here and there and in sigs sometimes to brag and/or lol@the other person or whatever....

Well, now heres the thread to postemin so they dont get lost to history.........GOGOGOGOGOGO

ill start with just a lil one from our resident poofter provin hes actually kinda titer than we thought i guess

EscapePlan9: so its all good
Mekos King: i spose
Mekos King: its all in fun till someone loses thier anal virginity
Mekos King: as the old saying goes
EscapePlan9: lulz so true\
EscapePlan9: reminds me... first psycho chic i dated. the one who i met at psych ward. she ran away from home (after getting outta psych ward obv) and told me she stayed withs ome random dude for a few days
EscapePlan9: but had to pay him "rent" by anal sex
EscapePlan9: haha
Mekos King: damn
Mekos King: that chick musta sucked a mean dick
EscapePlan9: yea... but she ran away so much i saw her sister more than her
EscapePlan9: and took away her sisters virginity... i was 16, her sister 13
EscapePlan9: i went to visit expecting psycho to be there
EscapePlan9: nope, ran away again
Mekos King: Damn
Mekos King: your titer than i thought
Mekos King: i have yet to rail a thirteen yrold
EscapePlan9: so whatevah. sis just like sat on my lap and its like okay
EscapePlan9: haha
Mekos King: BUT I GOT MY WHOLE LYFE AHEADOME OBV
EscapePlan9: word
EscapePlan9: i've made my accomplishments
EscapePlan9: so... like... sis was so excited to loose her virginity, she told a bunch of her friends
EscapePlan9: one of them told her mum... who then called me
EscapePlan9: sayin i'm scum, etc, and she called police
EscapePlan9: blahblah
EscapePlan9: nothing happened from it
EscapePlan9: when psycho asked about it i said "it isnt like your sis didnt want it" which got me a slap in the face
EscapePlan9: haha
EscapePlan9: srsly dude she hopped on my lap,we made out, and she reached down my pants eventually
EscapePlan9: i mean she knew what she wanted. i didnt have to do anythin
Mekos King: thats tite
Mekos King: bangin the mom
Mekos King: woulda made story titer


By the way, id like to impose a rule-- no digging thru aim logs and shit cause thats ghey--- start it from time of this thread, otherwise fuck knows whatll get in here...

couple days ago but still gold

[19:18] heat517163: see youre losing 1980538245098 buyins in 2 days is just like a freefall
[19:18] heat517163: like jumping out of an airplane w/out a chute
[19:19] heat517163: sucks
[19:19] heat517163: u cry
[19:19] heat517163: then you fall and splat
[19:19] heat517163: mine is like
[19:19] heat517163: falling out of an airplane w/out a chute
[19:19] heat517163: seeing land 50 feet down
[19:19] heat517163: konwing ill survive
[19:19] heat517163: only to find out its a giant patch of cactus
[19:19] heat517163: pointy ones
[19:19] heat517163: that wont support my weight but for a few seconds
[19:19] heat517163: just long enough to jab a 12" needle in my eye
[19:20] heat517163: pierce a testicle, etc
[19:20] heat517163: then let me fall again
[19:20] Plus 4 Dude: LOLOL
[19:20] heat517163: that basically sums up poker for me
[19:20] heat517163: 12" needle in the testicle

DONT DIGUP LOGS YA POOFTER...u start doin that everyone andiz mom gonna slap all sorts of bolx in here and its gonan degenerate into a contest of whose more ghey and/or who can show everyone else is more ghey....fun but sorta FTLish imo...-- this one was posted elsewhere tho so w/e...

This isnt nam, this is BTP, theres rules, yknow?

The latter Lee.

I tink its purddy clear you poofter

jonjonpotato------->[22:10] Plus3Dude: lol parallelparkaments
me------------------>[22:11] Plus 4 Dude: truck?
[22:11] Plus3Dude: ya
[22:11] Plus 4 Dude: nice
[22:11] Plus3Dude: lost my free spot on monday giving rebekah a ride home
[22:11] Plus3Dude: had to pay $ at the ramp yesterday and today
[22:11] Plus 4 Dude: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
[22:12] Plus3Dude: parked in 1hr al night til 11am today
[22:12] Plus3Dude: no ticket
[22:12] Plus 4 Dude: god i h9 you
[22:12] Plus3Dude: i felt like i deserved a ticket dodge after throwing up 4 times
[22:12] Plus 4 Dude: lolol
[22:13] Plus 4 Dude: ps, that last little tirade is going on BTP
[22:13] Plus3Dude: used some porn therapy to distract my mind too
[22:13] Plus3Dude: good, good
[22:13] Plus 4 Dude: damnit, now that has to go too
[22:13] Plus3Dude: jenna jameson, still attractive
[22:14] Plus 4 Dude: have you seen her recently?
[22:14] Plus3Dude: no
[22:14] Plus3Dude: fat?
[22:14] Plus 4 Dude: like within the last year?
[22:14] Plus3Dude: no
[22:14] Plus 4 Dude: good god dude
[22:14] Plus 4 Dude: google
[22:14] Plus 4 Dude: gogogogo
[22:14] Plus3Dude: om
[22:14] Plus3Dude: searching, searching
[22:15] Plus 4 Dude: or just go to her myspace
[22:16] Plus3Dude: link me?
[22:16] Plus 4 Dude: want me to stroke your cock for you too?
[22:17] Plus3Dude: no
[22:17] Plus3Dude: cant get to it for some reason
[22:18] Plus3Dude: lips?
[22:19] Plus3Dude: ok, searching by myself, finding nothing
[22:19] Plus3Dude: ok, searching by myself, finding nothing
[22:21] Plus3Dude: BLEH!!!!!
[22:21] Plus3Dude: hoooooly shit
[22:23] Plus3Dude: s'cuse me jenna, can i interest you in a cheeseburger?

Thats the most confusing shit I've ever read.