PkrKat reminded me of that scene in the movie airplane where the old lady passenger helped the stewardess out when she interpreted Jive talk from the black guys. This was just as funny imo.

THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN EXCESSION IGNORES YOU...


Mekos King (8:16:08 AM): yo dood u there
Mekos King (8:17:35 AM): bah need short stack advice
Mekos King (8:17:52 AM): id pay ya but 1 of your monies is like $39012431 of mine
Mekos King (8:21:24 AM): BAH DONT H8 ON ME FOR NOT HAVIN TO WEAR THE POWDERD WIG IN COURT DOOD
Mekos King (8:21:29 AM): ITS NOT FOR LACK OF WANTING TO I SWEAR
Mekos King (8:28:29 AM): Cmon i promise we can make fun of NV the whole time
Mekos King (8:28:38 AM): and i wont breathe a word about socialized medicine FTL
Mekos King (8:34:25 AM): alright then imma tell W your ignoring me
Mekos King (8:34:31 AM): military action = imminent obv
Mekos King (8:34:49 AM): on the bright side tho aftr the dust settles
Mekos King (8:34:55 AM): we may actually install democracy there!
Mekos King (8:35:02 AM): ftw amirite?!
Mekos King (8:42:42 AM): Christ man ok u must not be there its GOTTA be somethin goin on
Mekos King (8:42:56 AM): guy fawkes day ftw??
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NewAgeOutlaw33: a FTP red pro is at my table btw
agtcool: who?
NewAgeOutlaw33: Paul Wolfe
agtcool: Prolific online poker player
Responsible for the poker scene in Florida
agtcool: watch out nuggah
agtcool: dis man birf'd roothlus
NewAgeOutlaw33: so...
NewAgeOutlaw33: if I knock him out...
NewAgeOutlaw33: Im your father?
agtcool: father in law sir
agtcool: in law NOTE(I have knocked roothlus out of 2 tournaments and a friend of ours knocked him out of one, GTU has not)
agtcool: plus nah, it is a poor student that doesnt surpass his master
agtcool: so your like beating larry bird at bball when he's 60 while I beat jordon at age 30
agtcool: so did you get better at s/g's recently?
agtcool: or are you just running good?
agtcool: cause it seems like your running these over
NewAgeOutlaw33: I feel like I'm playin better?
agtcool: nah srsly your lookin good
NewAgeOutlaw33: like I feel like I'm makin 0 mistakes
agtcool: your not really giving up on hands like ive seen you do before
agtcool: ......
agtcool: as I say it
agtcool: what did you fold there?
NewAgeOutlaw33: FUCK
NewAgeOutlaw33: I misclicked
NewAgeOutlaw33: twice in a row
agtcool: lmao
agtcool: like
agtcool: I cant think of a possible hand that justify's that
agtcool: ok new rule
agtcool: no compliments for you
NewAgeOutlaw33: lol