This was the hand I mentioned earlier. SB had the following PT numbers: VP$IP 76.92, PFR 34.62% AF-T 2.65. This hand calmed his ass down a little bit. This guy was so LAGgy that despite me handing his ass to him, he STILL finished the session +$110.

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with , . CO posts a blind of $3.
UTG calls, 2 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, CO (poster) calls, 1 fold, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, UTG calls, Hero calls, CO calls.

Flop: (13 SB) , , (4 players)
SB bets, UTG folds, Hero raises, CO calls, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, CO calls, SB calls.

Turn: (12.50 BB) (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO calls, SB calls.

River: (15.50 BB) (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, CO folds, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Final Pot: 23.50 BB

Results in white below:
SB has Qh Ah (full house, queens full of sixes).
Hero has Ks Qc (full house, queens full of kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 23.50 BB.

This guy has raised with hands like AQs, JJ, AA, QQ (okay), AJo, Q8o, and of course, the powerhouse, 64s. Flopping top two was just gravy. Filling up on the river, especially when it gives him a second-best hand--priceless.

X--

You've gotta realize. This guy was playing everything fast. He would just take pots from people based on aggression alone. It sorta served him right that he played a fairly premium hand and got it stuffed up his ass.

What made it funnier was that after this hand, he probably dropped his VP$IP from 75ish right on down to the 30's. This hand literally changed the table makeup.

I bought in with $100 on the 3/6 table, got up and left an hour later with close to $300. Priceless.

My single table PR is buying into a shorthanded $5/$10 table on UB with $200 and leaving with, I kid you not, $1685, after about an hour and a half. The deck clobbered me like you wouldn't believe.

Boy do I miss those days

Fun stuff. That's pretty much hitting everything and leaving carnage and second best-hands in your wake.

I'm with Xaston. I thought I must have been missing something when I read the subject line and saw the hand history. Even against Mr. Tighty I would be capping that flop and river!