This guy was 19/9/2.22 over 526 hands.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with , .
2 folds, Hero raises, 5 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (4.40 SB) , , (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB calls.

Turn: (5.20 BB) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

River: (9.20 BB) (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11.20 BB

Results in white below:
BB has Td 8d (two pair, tens and eights).
Hero has Ad Ks (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins 11.20 BB.

Followed 3 hands later with this--and yes, I know I should've raised the flop, but considering the last hand, would it have done any good?

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
5 folds, CO raises, Button calls, 1 fold, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.40 SB) , , (3 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Button calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.20 BB) (3 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Button calls, Hero calls.

River: (9.20 BB) (3 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Button calls, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12.20 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Qs Qc (one pair, queens).
CO has 6s 6c (three of a kind, sixes).
Button has Jd Ad (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: CO wins 12.20 BB.

Meanwhile this genius is sitting there smug about his wins. 3 outer in hand #1, which STILL may have made him second best, and a 2 outer in hand #2 with 2nd pair...

Wow. I don't know how to play poker. I thought trip tens beat aces and tens with an ace kicker. What do I know

Read the "next orbit" one for more fun...