PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
UTG raises, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, 4 folds, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, UTG calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: (13 SB) , , (4 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (8.50 BB) (4 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds.

River: (11.50 BB) (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG folds, UTG+2 calls.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Ks Kc (three of a kind, kings).
UTG+2 has Td Jh (high card, king).
Outcome: Hero wins 13.50 BB.

Okay all you limit geniuses... PLEASE explain to me what the hell that river call was all about??? Can this, in some Twilight Zone voodoo backward poker world, be a profitable call????

Keepin that 10bb/100 UP baby...!!!!!!!!!!

hey, he only has to be right like 8% of the time for the call to be right.

then again, wtf does J-high beat? oh, right... the 9T oesd chaser.

i've got so much to learn.


i really should move up in limits ASAP... this is truly amazing.

You think that's bad? At least your fish only called you down. Try explaining this one...

Party Poker 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (5 handed)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
MP calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, MP calls.

Flop: (5.40 SB) , , (3 players)
MP bets, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, Hero caps, MP calls.

Turn: (6.70 BB) (3 players)
MP bets, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, Hero caps, MP calls.

River: (14.70 BB) (3 players)
MP bets, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, Hero caps, MP calls.

Final Pot: 22.70 BB

Results in white below:
UTG doesn't show.
MP has Ah 7d (high card, ace).
Hero has Ks Kc (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 22.70 BB.

Kuso... I don't even know what the hell I'm doing most hands, and I'm smokin these idiots 12 ways from Sunday...

Deposit some money in Stars and come find me at the 2/4 tables... TRUST me you won't regret it...

I remember my friend told me to go play 2/4 with my $300 bankroll because "the players were so bad" I didn't believe it, and was a little worried about losing it but oh well, I did it anyways. Won a quick $700 within a week or two, and never looked back.

Moral of the story: Go play 2/4!