I got a buddy of mine that is a GREAT tourney player, but sucks balls at cash games... So, we made a deal... Party has like 2 freerolls a day where you have to play 700 raked hands to get into... So, I told him that I'd play the hands and he can play the freerolls, and we'd split the money...

So, I started playing .50/1 limit to clear these hands... Now, after seein how bad these guys are, I'm kinda considering playing a higher lmiit.. I guess my main question is, are these guys this bad all the way up, like at 2/4 and 3/6???

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (8 handed)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , . UTG+1 posts a blind of $0.50. CO posts a blind of $0.50.
1 fold, UTG+1 (poster) checks, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO (poster) checks, Button calls, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (7 SB) , , (7 players)
Hero bets, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, CO folds, Button folds.

Turn: (5 BB) (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.

River: (8 BB) (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 raises, MP1 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 20 BB

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has 2c Kc (full house, kings full of aces).
MP1 has Kd Ts (full house, kings full of aces).
Hero has Ac Qc (full house, aces full of kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 20 BB.

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with , . CO posts a blind of $0.50.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 4 folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (9 SB) , , (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB calls, UTG+1 folds.

Turn: (6 BB) (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB folds, BB calls.

River: (8 BB) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Final Pot: 10 BB

Results in white below:
BB doesn't show.
Hero has Ah Ad (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 10 BB.

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with , .
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, MP3 3-bets, 2 folds, SB caps, 1 fold, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls, MP3 calls.

Flop: (14 SB) , , (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, MP3 folds, SB calls.

Turn: (9 BB) (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

River: (13 BB) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Final Pot: 15 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Kc As (one pair, aces).
SB has Qs Qc (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 15 BB.

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with , .
2 folds, Hero raises, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, 3 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (10 SB) , , (5 players)
SB bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (9.50 BB) (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero calls, SB calls.

River: (12.50 BB) (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero calls, SB calls.

Final Pot: 15.50 BB

Results in white below:
SB has Kh 5s (one pair, fives).
BB has 9s Ac (one pair, nines).
Hero has Qc Qs (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.50 BB.

HOW HIGH DOES THE MIZING GO...? Now, granted, I prolly played half these hands like a total monkey, only having the most basic understanding of Limit (THANK GOD!!!), but I'm STILL pretty sure I'm better than 99% of these douchebags...

P.S... I heard a story bout Escape and how he "mashed" the potatos for Thanksgiving.... But I guess I'll post that little ditty in the ole journal...

Yes, they are bad quite possibly at all limits (definitely up to 5/10 where i'm at now). You here all the anti party stuff, but that's just the NL players, all the limit players (myself included) love party because there are always tables available at all limits.

P.S. Why arent you raising the turn in the last hand? C'mon man.

I know that 1/2 isn't much tougher.

Also... raise that AQs pre-flop.

Finally... you're too inconsistent for me to give you $10. Since I'm such a nice guy, I'll give $5 for your efforts and you no longer are required to make up more fairy tales about me and vegeroticism.

What a hilarious episode of Seinfeld (The Outing).

not that there's anything wrong with that.

That I would carefully and very discreetly place at least one reference to Escape and vegetable fornication in every post I wrote in my journal, his journal, Limit, and SNG sections...

Made it to the 26th before I tripped up with that Goddamn TOP nonsense...

So, as I said before, Escape, have yourself a WONDERFUL blueberry enema at your earliest convenience..