by EscapePlan9 » Sun Nov 27, 2005 5:42 pm
My sleeping schedule may be awful, but my dreams are most pleasant. If I had full control over my body, I would rather dream away my entire life than live another minute with you freaks. I say "if" because the celery in my intestines has a substantial amount of control over my actions until it is fully digested.
I know, I know... "doth who protest so much", but I really did not do anything abusive to guava. It was consentual!