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Postby Juskimo » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:24 pm

Chaos thery supports the idea that for every 5 solid wining BTPers, there is one absolute Mizor who still manages to win.

I have found out why limit can be so variant. I have found the promised land and it is sh stud h/l,

Amazing.

-Jus
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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Postby Juskimo » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:36 am

Days till the Bar:61


Full Tilt Poker Game #348068969: Table Tara - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:22:12 ET - 2005/12/22
Seat 1: Clint Baird ($9.60)
Seat 2: tiltmaster1 ($12.95)
Seat 3: Juskimo ($9.10)
Seat 4: Kidd319 ($17.60)
Seat 5: noblepokersux ($2.45)
Seat 6: gambler23 ($5.95)
Seat 7: CLARKTD ($7.55)
Seat 8: BenColder ($3.30)
Seat 9: travisty ($8.70)
noblepokersux posts the small blind of $0.05
gambler23 posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Juskimo [4c 5c]
CLARKTD calls $0.10
BenColder folds
travisty raises to $0.30
Clint Baird folds
tiltmaster1 folds
Juskimo calls $0.30
Kidd319 calls $0.30
noblepokersux is sitting out
noblepokersux folds
gambler23 calls $0.20
CLARKTD calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [6c Jd Tc]
gambler23 checks
CLARKTD bets $0.10
travisty raises to $1
Juskimo calls $1
Kidd319 calls $1
gambler23 calls $1
CLARKTD calls $0.90
*** TURN *** [6c Jd Tc] [8c]
gambler23 checks
CLARKTD checks
travisty checks
Juskimo bets $7.80, and is all in
Kidd319 raises to $15.60
gambler23 folds
CLARKTD folds
travisty folds
Kidd319 shows [Qc 9d]
Juskimo shows [4c 5c]
CLARKTD is sitting out
Uncalled bet of $7.80 returned to Kidd319
*** RIVER *** [6c Jd Tc 8c] [7c]
Kidd319 shows a flush, Queen high
Juskimo shows a straight flush, Eight high
Juskimo wins the pot ($21.05) with a straight flush, Eight high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $22.15 | Rake $1.10
Board: [6c Jd Tc 8c 7c]
Seat 1: Clint Baird didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: tiltmaster1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Juskimo showed [4c 5c] and won ($21.05) with a straight flush, Eight high
Seat 4: Kidd319 (button) showed [Qc 9d] and lost with a flush, Queen high
Seat 5: noblepokersux (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: gambler23 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 7: CLARKTD folded on the Turn
Seat 8: BenColder didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: travisty folded on the Turn

Very nice to catch something after what had been a tough session.

-Jus
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:44 am

Nice catch, but I dont like the way you played it that much... I usually don't call w/ SC that low, especially when I'm not closing the action... On the flop, with a bet and a raise, I'm thinkin I'm pretty far behind most times... There's a pretty good chance th first bettor is betting a draw, most likely a flush draw, and most likely a higher flush draw than you have...

Nice turn card, and your opponent is a douchebag poooshing a str8 on a flush board... But whatever...
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:44 am

BTW... I thought you weren't playin NL??? Also, how much of that mighty bonus didja unlock?
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Postby Juskimo » Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:12 am

Days till the bar: 57



Full Tilt Poker Game #353756058: Table Civic Center - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:08:56 ET - 2005/12/26
Seat 1: Delaojoe ($3.05)
Seat 2: Miller R6 ($7.05)
Seat 3: numbersboy01 ($5.50)
Seat 4: sullivan ($5.30)
Seat 5: matthew123 ($8.10)
Seat 6: capneegee ($4.85)
Seat 7: ded-presidents ($9.55)
Seat 8: Juskimo ($12.85)
Seat 9: Milanzer ($4)
ded-presidents posts the small blind of $0.05
Juskimo posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Juskimo [Qd 6d]
Milanzer folds
Delaojoe calls $0.10
Miller R6 calls $0.10
numbersboy01 raises to $0.20
sullivan folds
matthew123 folds
capneegee calls $0.20
ded-presidents calls $0.15
Juskimo calls $0.10
Delaojoe calls $0.10
Miller R6 calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [6c Td 4s]
ded-presidents checks
Juskimo bets $1.20
Delaojoe folds
Miller R6 folds
numbersboy01 folds
capneegee raises to $4.65, and is all in
ded-presidents folds
Juskimo calls $3.45
capneegee shows [Kd Ts]
Juskimo shows [Qd 6d]
*** TURN *** [6c Td 4s] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [6c Td 4s 6s] [Qh]
capneegee shows two pair, Tens and Sixes
Juskimo shows a full house, Sixes full of Queens
Juskimo wins the pot ($10) with a full house, Sixes full of Queens
capneegee is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6c Td 4s 6s Qh]
Seat 1: Delaojoe folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Miller R6 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: numbersboy01 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: sullivan didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: matthew123 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: capneegee (button) showed [Kd Ts] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sixes
Seat 7: ded-presidents (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Juskimo (big blind) showed [Qd 6d] and won ($10) with a full house, Sixes full of Queens
Seat 9: Milanzer didn't bet (folded)
capneegee: you whore

Yeah, that was fun.

Visitng the fam for the holidays and such, which means eating lots of fried food and gambling. I love this holiday.

-Jus
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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Postby Juskimo » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:58 pm

[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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Postby Juskimo » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:46 pm

Pain. Recovering from a long day and night of drinking. Both my left knee and left shoulder are hurting from multiple spills on the dirt bike last night. I also lost $5 playing pool to an absolute mizor named Larry at this po dunk bar in the middle of the country. You know that one bar in the county, the only bar out in the middle of nowhere? Yeah, my friend lives a block from that bar. I should have killed him, but I suppose the large quantites of beer decreased my hand-eye coordination.

I think I need a nap, then some poker.

-Jus
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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Postby Juskimo » Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:12 pm

Ugliness continues.

I really need to leave FTP, as there is hardly ever any stud8 games running (maybe 1 at a time) and the bonus takes forever to clear. Between the 20 or so in bonuses and the $50 points bonus I will have basically broken even there in a weeks worth of play. Not good. And even though I have 40something pending in bonuses, I just cant do it.
The last straw was when my aces got cracked this morning after my $7 re-raise got called by the mighty 86s playing NL.

I guess it is back to party, where I can almost always fire 2-3 stud8 tables up.
Guess the bonus whoring thingy really does not work if the site you are trying to bonus it up at does not offer the game you can beat.

Anyway, time to run some errands.

-Jus
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:47 pm

Jus... not sure if they have a lot of games there, but someone posted that there's gonna be a Empire reload soon... Could be easy money for ya
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Postby Juskimo » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:52 pm

Wow that really sucked

Avant and Henne fumbeling really put a damper on my night.

In other news, I got to sit and drink microbrewed beer, eat wings and onion rings and talk football and phiolosophy and football with my mom for four and a half hours tonight, while watching Michigan blow that damn game to Nebraska. I was banging a girl from Nebraska this summer. Oddest thing. She didnt make a sound the entire time, which threw me off. I asked her about it and she said that she just never had. Oh well I suppose her waking me up at 3, 5, 6 and 8 for more both nights makes up for not making any noise.

-Jus
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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New Years Crap

Postby Juskimo » Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:00 am

Days till the bar: 52

Happy New Year. Happy damn New Year.

Goals for the next year:

1. Pass the Bar

2. Pass the damn bar

3. Pass the frickin bar

4. Win a damn MTT (note I was talking to woody the other day about the utter imposibility of setting goals like this and not like "stop making stupid calls in MTTs", but screw it, I have the skillz to make the long money, I should be able to do this).

5. Win a stud/8 mtt (assuming I can find 1 or 2 to play)

6. Move up to 5/10 by the end of the year. See N1 on P4 above.

7. Dont get scooped.

8. No Drinking and Cards!

9. Find a smokin hot Jewish girl who loves the finer things in life, can field dress a large wild land mammal, change the oil in a Ducati 916 and gets freakier than anything I can come up with at this point (were MVP not drinking "champiagne" from a transvestites leaky condom I'm sure he would have some "freakier than Escape getting down on a case full of overripe papayas" comment)

I will not be playing more than 20-30 minutes of poker every day or two for the next couple of months, and may or may not be posting as much as I would like, but I'll be there at some point.

May all your bluffs be respected and all your tables be Mizor free. Remember 72 is the new 102.

-Jus
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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Postby Juskimo » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:07 pm

[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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Postby Juskimo » Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:37 am

Played a quick hour and a half for a decent +35 session. Would have been better hand I not run a broadway str8 into a runner-runner-runner full house, but no matter.

Pretty much made up for the drunken new years eve session.

Broll at 115.

Off to bed

-Jus
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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Postby Juskimo » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:56 am

[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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Postby MecosKing » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:16 am

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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