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Postby MecosKing » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:58 am

Man, your a mizor BTW, and that guy with JJ was a dumb fuckin monkey. SEriously, people that havent played with the SH mizors online just dont understand the virtues of being a calling station. Im a calling station, and proud of it. GOD though, who the fuck would check that flop and turn? WHatta testicle.
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:23 pm

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Postby Xaston » Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:22 pm

I think I'm gonna try and regularly start posting in this thing. It helps me get my poker thoughts "down on paper." I'm running pretty shitty right now but I also think I am playing very sub-optimally. Hopefully if I make my leaks public here it will help me fix them, here they are:

I am not folding one pair hands to turn raises enough, attempting to steal blinds too much, defending my blinds too much, and making too many fancy post flop bluffs in blind defending situations. I'm not even close to being on pace for my $120,000 goal, although I was for about 9 days, but after that I've been playing and running bad and have gave back more than half of the months profit. Add to that my laptop purchase and my bank account is shrinking a bit and my confidence is slightly shaken. Starting this Monday I am gonna try and get back to some good emotionally detached grinding and posting results regularly in this. I used to take bad beats and keep on keeping on, I have been showing my bad beats to my opponents lately, which I think is really really stupid. Blah. More to come after the Pats game.
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:54 pm

That was the ABSOLUTE WORST Pass Interference call EVER!!!!!!!!
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Postby AlexMR » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:57 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby Xaston » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:15 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Kuso » Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:48 am

wwcrd?

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Postby Xaston » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:46 pm

I used to be real good at the 50 BB stack PLO games on Party. I'm rusty and the stacks are 100 BB now so I prolly wouldn't be too profitable.
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Postby Xaston » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:30 am

That was bloooody.


I just finished up a marathon (for me) session up $416. I was down virtually the whole time, and I've been booking nothing but losing sessions lately so I said to myself, WWTFD (what would Ted Forrest do)? I decided that he would keep playing till he made a decent little profit, so that's what I did. I played from 10:09 to 2:17. Good thing I put in so many hands though because Partypoker offered me this sweet deal:

"Dear Xaston,



As one of our special VIPs we want you to know that if you earn
13440 Party Points [includes Regular Points + Happy Hour Points + Raked Day Points only. Does not include TAF Points and Deposit Points.] between January 13 and January 27, 2006 we will deposit a healthy $690 into your account by February 2, 2006."


If they keep giving me offers like that I won't leave them for Stars' VIP program. I made one atrocious fold, so atrocious that when I did it, a mizor lost his wings. Behold, the worst fold of my short poker career:

Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed)

Preflop: Hero is Button with [Ah], [As].
UTG calls, MP calls, CO calls, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, MP calls, CO calls.

Flop: (12 SB) [Qd], [Kh], [9s] (6 players)
SB checks, BB bets, UTG calls, MP calls, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, SB folds, BB calls, UTG folds, MP calls, CO calls.

Turn: (12.50 BB) [7d] (4 players)
BB checks, MP bets, CO calls, Hero raises, BB folds, MP 3-bets, CO calls, Hero folds.

River: (20.50 BB) [9h] (2 players)
MP checks, CO bets, MP calls.

Final Pot: 22.50 BB

Results in white below:
MP has Qh 7h (two pair, queens and nines).
CO has Kd 3d (two pair, kings and nines).
Outcome: CO wins 22.50 BB.



I also won the first pot I can recall where I capped every single post flop street. Note that MP and I capped the river and cutoff got in 3 bets on the river before he was all in. The hand converters stinks at all ins.:


Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with [3h], [Ah]. CO posts a blind of $10.
1 fold, MP raises, CO (poster) calls, 2 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) [Jh], [Th], [4h] (3 players)
Hero checks, MP checks, CO bets, Hero calls, MP raises, CO 3-bets, Hero calls, MP caps, CO calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (9.25 BB) [3s] (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, CO calls, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, CO caps, Hero calls, MP calls.

River: (21.25 BB) [7d] (3 players)
Hero bets, MP raises, Hero 3-bets, MP calls.

Final Pot: 29.25 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has 3h Ah (flush, ace high).
MP has Kh 6h (flush, king high).
CO has Jc Td (two pair, jacks and tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 29.25 BB.




I am trying to tighten up a few notches. I made a conscious effort this session to be less liberal on both ends of blind steals, and give up on a lot more pots on the turn, and even on the flop if there are 3+ opponents.
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Postby AlexMR » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:28 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby Kuso » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:34 am

wwcrd?

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Postby Kuso » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:36 am

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby Xaston » Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:37 am

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Xaston » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:49 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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