21 hands only! Anyone ever seen a quicker or luckier one?
$10/$1 on Party.
1st hand I get AQs. Raised and reraised pre flop, I call. Flop is AK8 rainbow. EP bets 150, I call, 2 other callers. Turn an 8. EP all in. Normally I'd fold, but I made a terrrible mistake and called thinking he was playing A junk, and and I would have the same hand. Another call behind - oh dear, I'm dead. Was just kicking myself for being an idiot when the river is an A and I beat the EP KK, and the LP JJ (what was he thinking?). Phew! 2 players gone and me hitting a 2 outer to beat some poor guy's boat.
2nd hand I get AKs. EP goes all in. Wouldn't nowmally call, but I think this guy's annoyed because he folded his A in the 1st hand after donating 250 chip to the pot. Read him as tilting. Call. He had KQ. 3 players gone.
3rd hand I get KK. Lots of chat by now about my luck and stack size. Little do they know... I raise 4BB. Reraised to 200. I call. Flop has no A so I check to see what happens. Other guy all in. Hmmm, he might have AA but I'm prepared to take the risk given my stack size. Call and bust his JJ. 4 gone, and it's only the third hand.
Don't play for a few hands to get my breath. I've got 4600 chips to the others' 790 ish
7th hand. limp with 44 on the button. K84 flop. All in from BB. I call. Beat his K8. 5 players gone.
10th Limp with 77. Flop T77. Oh my god. EP bets, I call, turn puts 3 hearts down and he goes all in with a flush. I call and beat him with quads. 6 gone.
12th hand. Short stack raises wiht me in the BB. I am developing a god complex and reraise him to all in with my KQ. He calls with his ATs. Board puts a K down and I win. 7 gone - we're in the money. I've got 6200, the others 1000 and 800.
15th hand short stack busts against the other guy. 8 gone. How dare he knock someone out that's my job.
21st hand other guy gets trips but I flop a nut flush with my AT. I bet, he thinks I'm bullying and goes all in. Easy call.
Game over. $50 - thank you very much the card gods. Bet this means I get dealt trash cards for my next 10 games.
Now, was that the fastest/luckiest game ever?