Any Playboy subscribers on here? NSFW!

[PkrKat]

[GreaterThanU]

[MecosKing]

What im trynna say is that Jennis poonanny prolly looks alot less like



and alot more like



than the airbrushed pic would have you beleive.

tiz all im sayin

[Xaston]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd a light bulb just appeared above hard2tel's head.

[hard2tel]

[GodlikeRoy]

[emmasdad]

[Pok 7's]

I may get it too.... The last Playboy I bought was when the girls of Enron were in it.

[MecosKing]

[Xaston]

[Pok 7's]

[NorthView]

I take your E II and raise it a Bush:



"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day. Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Am I the only one? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle and Bush just stand around pissing on him? His little piggly wiggly dick can't get hard, 'Uhh... uhh...I can't get hard. Reagan, pee in my mouth!' He still can't get hard, so Barbara Bush comes in. She takes off her pearls, and undoes her girdle. Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurls half way to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum. Barbara walks over, squats over his face, and squeezes out a link into his mouth. Finally, his tiny dick gets half-way hard. 'Oooh!' A little bubble forms on the end of his dick, with a little demon maggot inside. The demon maggot pops the bubble, and goes off to join a pro-life group somewhere."


There you go Mac, I like(d) Bill Hicks.

[TableTiger1]