Monk's been doing all the bitching lately so its my turn.
Here is a rundown of a session I had on Pokerstars to show why I hate limit now. This will be a long post with many hands but this has happened to me the past 3 sessions. WTF?
PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed)
Preflop: Hero is SB with
,
.
7 folds, Hero completes,
BB raises, Hero calls.
Flop: (4 SB)
,
,
(2 players)
Hero checks,
BB bets,
Hero raises, BB calls.
Turn: (4 BB)
(2 players)
Hero bets,
BB raises,
Hero 3-bets,
BB caps, Hero calls.
River: (12 BB)
(2 players)
Hero bets, BB calls.
Final Pot: 14 BB
Results in white below:
BB has Kh Kd (one pair, kings).
Hero has Kc Js (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: BB wins 14 BB.
A semi typical blind battle. I decide he likely didn't hit the flop so I checkraise him. Then I hit a great card for me (or so I thought) and ran with it. Sucks to be me.
PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed)
Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with
,
.
1 fold, Hero calls,
7 folds, BB checks.
Flop: (2.50 SB)
,
,
(2 players)
BB checks,
Hero bets, BB folds.
Final Pot: 1.75 BB
Results in white below:
No showdown. Hero wins 1.75 BB.
Table was passive so I thought I could limp with this and see a cheap flop. Of course, no action.
Meanwhile, I get small pocket pairs in EP 3 times and have to fold as They are on aggressive tables so I just get out of the way. I get sets with all of them and would have won huge pots. Once again, good cards and bad timing.
PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed)
Preflop: Hero is BB with
,
.
8 folds, SB completes,
Hero raises, SB calls.
Flop: (4 SB)
,
,
(2 players)
SB checks,
Hero bets, SB calls.
Turn: (3 BB)
(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.
River: (3 BB)
(2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.
Final Pot: 5 BB
Results in white below:
SB has 9h 8s (full house, eights full of nines).
Hero has Td Th (two pair, tens and eights).
Outcome: SB wins 5 BB.
This hand looks bad but this guy was a complete muppet who oveplayed every hand and saw the showdown 50% of the time with ace high and such. I guess he wanted to checkraise me on the turn but I let him down.
PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (8 handed)
Preflop: Hero is BB with
,
.
3 folds, MP2 calls, CO calls,
2 folds, Hero checks.
Flop: (3.50 SB)
,
,
(3 players)
Hero checks,
MP2 bets, CO calls,
Hero raises, MP2 folds, CO calls.
Turn: (4.25 BB)
(2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls.
River: (6.25 BB)
(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks.
Final Pot: 6.25 BB
Results in white below:
CO has Kd Ad (two pair, kings and nines).
Hero has 7c Kc (two pair, kings and nines).
Outcome: CO wins 6.25 BB.
I hit from the bb finally and this is what I get. I bet the turn and hope he's not interested but I just go screwed over.
PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed)
Preflop: Hero is CO with
,
.
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls,
3 folds,
Hero raises,
2 folds, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.
Flop: (8.50 SB)
,
,
(4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks,
Hero bets, BB calls, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls.
Turn: (5.75 BB)
(3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks,
Hero bets,
BB raises, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls.
River: (9.75 BB)
(2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.
Final Pot: 11.75 BB
Results in white below:
BB has 4c 4h (full house, fours full of queens).
Hero has Ac Ah (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: BB wins 11.75 BB.
Sometimes I dread getting big pocket pairs.
PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (7 handed)
Preflop: Hero is MP1 with
,
.
UTG raises,
Hero 3-bets,
1 fold, CO calls,
3 folds, UTG calls.
Flop: (10.50 SB)
,
,
(3 players)
UTG checks,
Hero bets, CO calls, UTG calls.
Turn: (6.75 BB)
(3 players)
UTG checks,
Hero bets, CO calls, UTG folds.
River: (8.75 BB)
(2 players)
Hero checks,
CO bets, Hero calls.
Final Pot: 10.75 BB
Results in white below:
Hero has Td Th (three of a kind, tens).
CO has Ac Jd (flush, ace high).
Outcome: CO wins 10.75 BB.
Calling this down was a mistake I guess but I just like how the poker gods decided to mess with me by giving me a set to complete the 4 card flush.
PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (8 handed)
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
,
.
2 folds, MP1 calls,
Hero raises,
3 folds, BB calls, MP1 calls.
Flop: (6.50 SB)
,
,
(3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks,
Hero bets, BB calls, MP1 folds.
Turn: (4.25 BB)
(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.
River: (4.25 BB)
(2 players)
BB bets,
Hero raises, BB calls.
Final Pot: 8.25 BB
Results in white below:
BB has Ts As (two pair, aces and nines).
Hero has Kh Kd (full house, kings full of nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.25 BB.
One suckout for the good guy. If he raised me at anypoint, I was gone.
PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed)
Preflop: Hero is BB with
,
.
4 folds, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, Hero checks.
Flop: (5 SB)
,
,
(5 players)
SB bets,
Hero raises, MP3 folds, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls.
Turn: (5.50 BB)
(3 players)
SB bets,
Hero raises, Button calls,
SB 3-bets, Hero calls, Button calls.
River: (14.50 BB)
(3 players)
SB bets, Hero folds, Button calls.
Final Pot: 16.50 BB
Results in white below:
SB has 9h Ah (full house, aces full of nines).
Button has 6c Tc (flush, ace high).
Outcome: SB wins 16.50 BB.
This hand was just a kick inthe nuts as I was drawing to runner runner straight flush on the flop. Not only do I flop a flush, but the board pairs, a 4th of the suit hits AND someone flopped a higher flush.
PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (8 handed)
Preflop: Hero is BB with
,
.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls,
4 folds, SB completes, Hero checks.
Flop: (3 SB)
,
,
(3 players)
SB bets,
Hero raises,
UTG+1 3-bets, SB calls, Hero calls.
Turn: (6 BB)
(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks,
UTG+1 bets, SB calls,
Hero raises,
UTG+1 3-bets, SB folds, Hero calls.
River: (13 BB)
(2 players)
Hero checks,
UTG+1 bets, Hero calls.
Final Pot: 15 BB
Results in white below:
Hero has Kd Jc (two pair, kings and jacks).
UTG+1 has Ah 6h (flush, ace high).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 15 BB.
This was out of frustration I guess. No way could he have flopped the flush! Either way, I have 4 outs! Pokerstars is just fucking with me hard now.
Somehow I managed to finish only down $55 but I completed the bonus there so I lost about $70 chasing that bonus. Another kick to the nuts. My testicles can't keep taking this. I don't know how TW does it.