(low content) I love PP's ridiculous players!

[EscapePlan9]

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is CO with , .
UTG calls, 3 folds, MP3 calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, BB 3-bets, UTG calls, MP3 calls, Hero caps, BB calls, UTG calls, MP3 calls.

Flop: (16.50 SB) , , (4 players)
BB bets, UTG calls, MP3 calls, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, UTG calls, MP3 folds, Hero caps, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (14.75 BB) (3 players)
BB bets, UTG calls, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, UTG calls, Hero caps, BB calls, UTG calls.

River: (26.75 BB) (3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, BB calls, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 38.75 BB

Results in white below:
BB has Ad As (two pair, aces and tens).
UTG has 9c Td (straight, queen high).
Hero has Qc Qd (full house, queens full of tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 38.75 BB.

BB only raised 2/52 hands, yet limped in over 50% of the time. When he re-raised me I automatically put him on KK or AA. Since I figured him for such a terrible player, I knew he'd at least call to river with his overpair despite all the action.

With all those people calling his bet on the flop, I knew the 3-bet and cap would go smoothly. What I didn't know was we would be capping every round! He finally shutdown on the river, but thankfully extremely loose UTG player stuck around to hit his obvious straight which he thought was the nuts.

That hand was simply beautiful.

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Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with , . MP3 posts a blind of $0.75.
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, MP3 (poster) calls, 3 folds, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (11 SB) , , (5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets, MP3 calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (8 BB) (5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets, MP3 calls, BB raises, UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, Hero 3-bets, MP3 folds, BB calls, UTG calls.

River: (18 BB) (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, BB calls, UTG folds.

Final Pot: 20 BB

Results in white below:
BB has Kh Kd (one pair, kings).
Hero has Js Jc (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 20 BB.

BBs slow-play was just too cute.

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Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with , .
Hero calls, 1 fold, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, 1 fold, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (7 SB) , , (8 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 raises, CO calls, SB folds, BB calls, Hero 3-bets, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, MP3 calls, CO calls, BB folds.

Turn: (11 BB) (5 players)
Hero bets, MP1 folds, MP3 calls, CO folds.

River: (13 BB) (3 players)
Hero bets, MP3 calls.

Final Pot: 15 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Ah 9h (flush, ace high).
MP3 has 4h Js (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 15 BB.

I really love AXs in PP games! hahahaha I just noticed his hand was even more ridiculous than I initially thought... J4... OFFSUIT!

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Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with , .
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls, Hero raises, 3 folds, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) , , (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP2 folds, Hero bets, BB folds, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (5.25 BB) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets, UTG+1 calls.

River: (7.25 BB) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 7.25 BB

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has 2d 3d (one pair, threes).
Hero has Qd Ad (high card, ace).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 7.25 BB.

Even though I lost the hand... the funny part is what I lost to: 32s limped from UTG. I ended up losing 100% of the time when I saw the flop on that table. Ah, the shit end of variance! Other times I lost include losing to a runner runner flush (J3s hitting running clubs), and losing to a 3-outter (89o making two-pair for some fish).

Still, I ended up 30.6BB/100 over the course of 130 hands. I cannot complain with that!

[Xaston]

"That hand was just beautiful... you'd NEVER get paid off like that in 5/10 and beyond games."

I play $5/$10 and beyond. You're wrong. But don't worry this is a situation where its good to be wrong.

[EscapePlan9]

You're telling me you would have someone cap every street with just an overpair in 5/10? Show me those hand examples! I find it incredibly hard to believe people can play anything even CLOSE to this terribly at 5/10.

How about I modify it to... only on PP's low-limit tables can you consistently find numerous players on your table who will pay you off immensely on your huge hands.

[Xaston]

These are actual hands I saw when I was at a table of $20/$40 on Interpoker. The hand converter does not work with it but I will not show the player's name as I find that insulting. I will call him "Villain" and the person who had the hand against him "Lucky Boy"

Game #827739643: Texas Hold'em Limit ($20/$40) - 2005/08/11 - 01:03:08 (ET)
Table "Diamond" Seat 6 is the button.
Seat 1: Xaston ($2709.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Lucky Boy ($395.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Maid1 ($1731.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian ($1275.72 in chips)
Seat 5: Minotauro sits out
Seat 6: new888 ($786.50 in chips)
Xaston: posts small blind $10
Lucky Boy: posts big blind $20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Xaston [Jd Ac]
Maid1: folds
Villian: raises $40
new888: folds
Xaston: raises $50
Lucky Boy: calls $40
Villian: raises $40
Xaston: calls $20
Lucky Boy: calls $20
----- FLOP ----- [5h Ks 7c]
Xaston: checks
Lucky Boy: bets $20
Villian: raises $40
Xaston: folds
Lucky Boy: raises $40
Villian: raises $40
Lucky Boy: calls $20
----- TURN ----- [5h Ks 7c][6h]
Lucky Boy: bets $40
Villian: raises $80
Lucky Boy: raises $80
Villian: calls $40
----- RIVER ----- [5h Ks 7c 6h][As]
Lucky Boy: bets $40
Villian: raises $80
Lucky Boy: raises $75.75 and is all-in
Villian: calls $35.75
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Lucky Boy: shows [5c Kc] (Two Pairs, Kings and Fives, Ace high)
Villian: shows [4s Jh] (High Card Ace)
Lucky Boy collected $868.50 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $871.50 Main pot $868.50 Rake $3
Board [5h Ks 7c 6h As]
Seat 1: Xaston (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Lucky Boy (big blind) showed [5c Kc] and won ($868.50) with Two Pairs, Kings and Fives, Ace high
Seat 3: Maid1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Villian lost
Seat 6: new888 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
****HAND ENDS****

Game #827597993: Texas Hold'em Limit ($20/$40) - 2005/08/10 - 23:53:51 (ET)
Table "Diamond" Seat 1 is the button.
Seat 1: Xaston ($2504 in chips)
Seat 2: Lucky Boy #1 ($711.25 in chips)
Seat 3: blodyn ($1047 in chips)
Seat 4: Villian ($1014.12 in chips)
Seat 5: trinity97 ($835.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Lucky Boy #2 ($612.90 in chips)
Lucky Boy #1: posts small blind $10
blodyn: posts big blind $20
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Xaston [Ah Tc]
Villian: raises $40
trinity97: calls $40
Lucky Boy #2: raises $60
Xaston: raises $80
Lucky Boy #1: folds
blodyn: folds
Villian: calls $40
trinity97: calls $40
Lucky Boy #2: calls $20
----- FLOP ----- [8s 3c Jc]
Villian: bets $20
trinity97: calls $20
Lucky Boy #2: raises $40
Xaston: folds
Villian: calls $20
trinity97: calls $20
----- TURN ----- [8s 3c Jc][Kd]
Villian: bets $40
trinity97: calls $40
Lucky Boy #2: raises $80
Villian: calls $40
trinity97: calls $40
----- RIVER ----- [8s 3c Jc Kd][Qd]
Villian: checks
trinity97: checks
Lucky Boy #2: bets $40
Villian: raises $80
trinity97: folds
Lucky Boy #2: raises $80
Villian: raises $80
Lucky Boy #2: calls $40
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Villian: shows [2c 3h] (A Pair of Threes, King high)
Lucky Boy #2: shows [Jd Jh] (Three of a kind, Jacks, King high)
Lucky Boy #2 collected $1027 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $1030 Main pot $1027 Rake $3
Board [8s 3c Jc Kd Qd]
Seat 1: Xaston (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Lucky Boy #1 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: blodyn (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Villian lost
Seat 5: trinity97 folded on the River
Seat 6: Lucky Boy #2 showed [Jd Jh] and won ($1027) with Three of a kind, Jacks, King high
****HAND ENDS****

Yea.

[Tiburon]

A raise UTG with 32o, then cold calling 2 more? You almost can't believe that a human would be that stupid. You almost have to think that it's a robot on the fritz.

No human could honestly be stupid enough to bet $360 believing that his bottom pair with 2 kicker could be good. This guy was either on the mother of all tilts, or honestly has to get nudged in his styrofoam helmet by his mother every few seconds to remember to take a breath between soiling himself and pissing in his diaper. I mean, this is almost like that movie "The Gods Must be Crazy," when the pilot throws a Coke bottle out of the plane and a bushman picks it up and spends half a 2-hour movie trying to throw it back, only to have him continuously get hit in the head as the bottle inevitably comes back down.

LuckyBoy#2 at least had some sort of hand, and tried to protect it by raising. Sort of.

As piers would say, the trisomic 21 population is alive and well on Interpoker's 20/40.

[Xaston]

It was an interesting situation at the table because Cryptos don't have a cap heads up so I was essentially playing chicken. I have two pair, how many big bets am I willing to go on the river? Then I'd go 7 bets with him and he'd show ten high. My guess was they came from the casino and LITERALLY didn't know how to play poker, or it was an angry ex girlfriend on her ex boyfriends account trying to lose all his money.

The gentlemen lost a whopping $2083.12 in 103 hands.

[piersmajestyk]

Yes the sometimes insane play is not limited to the low limits

***** Hand History for Game 1204895291 *****
10/20 TexasHTGameTable (Limit) - Sun Nov 21 10:51:53 EST 2004
Table Table 10751 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: tonkarock1 ( $342)
Seat 2: shukry ( $726)
Seat 3: cervezapolar ( $390)
Seat 4: Crawdaddy32 ( $436.5)
Seat 5: nivib ( $465.5)
Seat 6: jaewoo82 ( $443.5)
cervezapolar posts small blind (5)
Crawdaddy32 posts big blind (10)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to cervezapolar [ 4h, 4s ]
nivib calls (10)
jaewoo82 raises (20) to 20
tonkarock1 calls (20)
shukry folds.

cervezapolar calls (15) Questionable call here but I am looking for BB to complete for 5 way action

Crawdaddy32 raises (20) to 30

Well wasn't looking for a 3 bet but oh well in for 20 in for 30:)

nivib calls (20)
jaewoo82 calls (10)
tonkarock1 calls (10)
cervezapolar calls (10)

** Dealing Flop ** : [ 4c, 7s, 8c ] SWEET but a flush draw out there

cervezapolar checks.
Crawdaddy32 bets (10)
nivib calls (10)
jaewoo82 calls (10)
tonkarock1 calls (10)
cervezapolar raises (20) to 20 I go ahead and raise here instead of waiting and I figure the BB to be on a big pair so perhaps we will three bet it and make those draws pay even more

Crawdaddy32 raises (20) to 30 THANK YOU
nivib calls (20)
jaewoo82 folds.
tonkarock1 calls (20)
cervezapolar calls (10)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 8d ] Not a great card for me as it may slow them down for fear of trip 8's but I take a chance and check to the overpair


cervezapolar checks.
Crawdaddy32 bets (20) Well he has no fear, thanks again big guy.
nivib calls (20)
tonkarock1 calls (20)
cervezapolar raises (40) to 40
Crawdaddy32 calls (20)
nivib calls (20)
tonkarock1 calls (20)

Now praying for a small club and definately not wanting to see any big card.

** Dealing River ** : [ Qc ]
Well I got my club and not sweating the Q too much so I go ahead and fire away.

cervezapolar bets (20)
Crawdaddy32 calls (20)
nivib raises (40) to 40 SWEET, Mr. Flush draw got there
tonkarock1 folds.
cervezapolar raises (40) to 60

It's only two BB overpair come on in there

Crawdaddy32 calls (40) Thanks again
nivib calls (20)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $618 | Rake: $2
Board: [ 4c 7s 8c 8d Qc ]
tonkarock1 balance $242, lost $100 (folded)
shukry balance $726, didn't bet (folded)
cervezapolar balance $848, bet $160, collected $618, net +$458 [ 4h 4s ] [ a full house, Fours full of eights -- 8c,8d,4h,4s,4c ]
Crawdaddy32 balance $276.5, lost $160 [ Ah Ac ] [ two pairs, aces and eights -- Ah,Ac,Qc,8c,8d ]
nivib balance $305.5, lost $160 [ Kc 2c ] [ a flush, king high -- Kc,Qc,8c,4c,2c ]
jaewoo82 balance $403.5, lost $40 (folded)