Darwin Award Candidate

[piersmajestyk]

This guy should have his nuts cut so that he never dessiminates a drop of sperm to the outside world. He managed to bust a couple of big hands of mine but I got a little justice on the third. Played like this nearly every hand.

***** Hand History for Game 2727868520 *****
2/4 TEXAS HOLD'EM GAME TABLE (LIMIT) - SAT SEP 17 14:52:30 EDT 2005
Table Digital Blasphery (Real Money) -- Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: AcesNDPocket ( $67)
Seat 2: Zape67 ( $98)
Seat 3: nora4321 ( $105)
Seat 4: bigpoppastev ( $86)
Seat 5: Bisse999 ( $66)
Seat 6: onebigchump ( $228)
Seat 7: shulie ( $75.50)
Seat 8: Bot_On_Tilt ( $78)
Seat 9: M0n3yOnf1r3 ( $194)
Seat 10: LuciaCortez1 ( $225.50)
AcesNDPocket posts small blind (1)
Zape67 posts big blind (2)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to LuciaCortez1 [ 6h, 6d ]
nora4321 folds.
bigpoppastev calls (2)
Bisse999 calls (2)
onebigchump folds.
shulie calls (2)
Bot_On_Tilt folds.
M0n3yOnf1r3 folds.
LuciaCortez1 calls (2)
AcesNDPocket raises (3) to 4
Zape67 folds.
bigpoppastev calls (2)
Bisse999 calls (2)
shulie calls (2)
LuciaCortez1 calls (2)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 8h, 6s, 8s ]
AcesNDPocket bets (2)
bigpoppastev raises (4) to 4
Bisse999 calls (4)
shulie raises (6) to 6
LuciaCortez1 calls (6)
AcesNDPocket raises (6) to 8
bigpoppastev folds.
Bisse999 calls (4)
shulie calls (2)
LuciaCortez1 calls (2)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Kc ]
AcesNDPocket bets (4)
Bisse999 calls (4)
shulie raises (8) to 8
LuciaCortez1 raises (12) to 12
AcesNDPocket raises (12) to 16
Bisse999 folds.
shulie calls (8)
LuciaCortez1 calls (4)
** Dealing River ** : [ Kd ]
AcesNDPocket bets (4)
shulie calls (4)
LuciaCortez1: mopther fucker
LuciaCortez1 calls (4)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $119 | Rake: $3
Board: [ 8h 6s 8s Kc Kd ]
AcesNDPocket balance $154, bet $32, collected $119, net +$87 [ Kh 4s ] [ a full house, Kings full of eights -- Kh,Kc,Kd,8h,8s ]
Zape67 balance $96, lost $2 (folded)
nora4321 balance $105, didn't bet (folded)
bigpoppastev balance $78, lost $8 (folded)
Bisse999 balance $50, lost $16 (folded)
onebigchump balance $228, didn't bet (folded)
shulie balance $43.50, lost $32 [ 8d Ah ] [ a full house, Eights full of kings -- Kc,Kd,8d,8h,8s ]
Bot_On_Tilt balance $78, didn't bet (folded)
M0n3yOnf1r3 balance $194, didn't bet (folded)
LuciaCortez1 balance $193.50, lost $32 [ 6h 6d ] [ a full house, Sixes full of kings -- Kc,Kd,6h,6d,6s ]

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
UTG calls, 6 folds, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, UTG calls, Hero caps, SB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (13 SB) , , (3 players)
SB bets, UTG folds, Hero raises, SB calls.

Turn: (8.50 BB) (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

River: (16.50 BB) (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results in white below:
SB has Th 5h (three of a kind, fives).
Hero has Kh Kc (two pair, kings and fives).
Outcome: SB wins 18.50 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
UTG raises, 7 folds, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps, Hero calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) , , (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps, Hero calls.

Turn: (8.25 BB) (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps, Hero calls.

River: (16.25 BB) (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 24.25 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Js Jd (full house, jacks full of sixes).
UTG has 6h Ac (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 24.25 BB.

[Tiburon]

Must've been the same guy that I stacked three times in 20 minutes at the NL table on UB last night. How much did he end up losing overall, or did he just lucksack all day?

[piersmajestyk]

He was up and down and finally left the table with 50 or so dollars.