My Quickest Tilt Ever.

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Only God knows why I returned to the limit tables at Hollywood. Probably because I needed some points to qualify for a few tournaments. Anway check out this session. I was so tilted by the end of this short session that I was playing almost every suited hand. Pay particular attention to all the flush flops. Unbelievable. I just had to post this session to keep my sanity.

R=Raise
Ch=Check
F=Fold
L=Limp
Ca=Call
B=Bet
My hand/Action/Pot - Flop/My Action/Pot - Turn/My Action/Pot - River/My Action/Result
1) [Ad]/R/5.25BB - [Kh][Th]/Ch-F/6.75BB - /6.75BB - /Q high flush wins 7.5 BB w/ [Qh]
Too much action on the flop. Had to fold my Aces. Questionable call but glad I did.

2)[8c][8d]/L/2BB - [Ks][Qs]/F/3BB - /7BB - /BB wins 8.5BB w/ [5s]
Two hands, two flopped flush boards.

3)[Kh][Qd]/L-Ca/6.5BB - [6h][2h]/Ch-Ca/8.5BB - /Ch-Ca/11.5BB - /Ch-F/Two black Queens wins 13BB.
Three hands now and 3 flopped flush boards. I have part of this draw now so of course it doesn't complete.

4)[Jh][Jd]/R/3.25BB - [Ad][Ts]/B-Ca/5.25BB - /Ch-F/Unknown wins 6BB.
Horrible flop for me. I knew I was dead and couldn't draw to the straight. After four hands I am not on tilt.

5)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant on this hand.

6)[9s][7d]/Ca/4BB - [7c][Qc]/F/5.5BB - /5.5BB - /King high flush wins 7BB.
Oh joy. In 6 hands, the flop has been all the same suit 4 times. What is going on? I only called because I was in the BB and there were 4 people in the hand.

7)[Ad][5c]/L/1.5BB - [6h][Jh]/Ch-F/[Th][8h] wins 2 BB.
Now 5 out of 7!!!! What the ****???? All players at the table are now restless and cursing the site.

8)[Ks][Ts]/R/4BB - [Kh][7s]/R/6BB - /B/I win 6.5 BB w/ top pair.
Won this one, but damn those hearts again. Another flush board on the turn. 6 out of 8 now. This, by the way, was my only win of the session.

9)Fold Preflop - [Qs][Qh] - - Unknown wins the pot, but do we see a pattern here? Especially the hearts. 7 of 9 flush boards now and 5 of 9 on the flop.

10)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

11)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

12)Fold Preflop - 2 hearts on the flop, but it is folded on spade turn.

13)Folded to BB - Things are starting to look normal now?

14)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

15)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

16)Fold Preflop - [2c][Kc] - - /[Ad][9c] wins w/ flush.
Insanity took a short break, but is now back.

17)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

18)[Ac][7c]/L/2.25BB - [Th][5h]/Ch-F/3.25BB - /3.25 BB - /[Ah][7d] wins w/ flush.
Thought it was my turn, but these G**+# D#$#& F#*!$ heart flushes.

19)Fold preflop - Board came [6s][6h][3h][6c] - Split by 2 people w/ AT.
Just thought that one was strange.

20)Folded to BB.

21)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

22)[Ac][9c]/L-Ca/3.75BB - [Qs][4d]/Ch-Ca/5.25BB - Ch/5.25BB - /Check/5.25BB won by TT.
Horrible flop call by me, but as I said, I was tilting here. Only lost one bet because it was checked down by TT. Actually caught the nut flush draw on turn, but again not happening for me.

23)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

24)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

25)[6s][4s]/Ch/2BB - [7h][3c]/Ch/2BB - /Ch-Ca/4BB - /Ch-F/Unknown wins 5BB.
I know I didn't have odds for the turn call, but damnit it was my turn for the flush. Tilt. Tilt. Tilt. I was in the BB on this hand.

26)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

27)This may be the one hand that I was unsure of. The others I knew I was wrong when I called with weak draws without odds, but UTG+2 limps and CO raises. I have [Kc] on button. I think for a half a minute, see that in only 12 hands, this is the CO's 1st raise and fold. Good move? Bad move? I know that this shouldn't matter for my preflop decision, but flop was [7c][7h] and it was given up to CO. 2 more hearts on the flop too.

28)[Ks][3s]/L/1.75BB - [6s][Ts]/Ca/3.25BB - /Ch/3.25BB - /Ca/[Kd][Th] wins with TP best Kicker.
Very questionable preflop limp, but again I flop the flush draw and miss, but the King on the river forces me to call the river bet and lose a little more. There is steam coming out of my ears at this point.

29)Folded to BB.

30)[9s][9c]/R/3.25BB - [3h][Kc]/B/4.25BB - /B-F/Unknown wins 7.25BB
I raised as 1st in from MP and player right behind cold called. Horrible flop for me, but I thought I might be able to steal it on the flop. My opponent was a little loose (32.2 VP$IP) but only 25% WTSD so I thought I might be able to push him off again on turn (maybe ill-advised) and folded to his turn raise.

31)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

32)Fold Preflop and I'm gone after losing 13.75 BB in 47 minutes + another 9.75BB on the other table when my tilt carried over.

The 1st 9 hands were just killer. I've never seen anything like it with the flops all the same suit. Didn't get any better from there. Posting this more as a vent than anything else. I won't be offended if it is moved or deleted.

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Escape you are gonna HATE this SOB. Went back for more abuse tonight. Got out of there right after the last hand against this guy. Take a look at my 2 hands against him and his numbers for the session. I wanted to reach through the screen and grab him by the neck.

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 (real money), hand #1,409,172,571
Table Havanna, 27 Oct 2005 11:34 PM ET

Seat 1: Foolish 1
Seat 2: dbdu
Seat 4: ray zorfold
Seat 5: PayMeDaMoney [Qc]
Seat 6: TornaSF
Seat 7: feeces peet
Seat 8: joebones x
Seat 9: Matt_440
Seat 10: PaJACK
ANTES/BLINDS
joebones x posts blind ($0.50), Matt_440 posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
PaJACK calls $1, Foolish 1 folds, dbdu calls $1, ray zorfold folds, PayMeDaMoney bets $2, TornaSF folds, feeces peet bets $3, joebones x folds, Matt_440 folds, PaJACK calls $2, dbdu calls $2, PayMeDaMoney bets $2, feeces peet calls $1, PaJACK calls $1, dbdu calls $1.

FLOP [3h][4h] (8.75 BB)
PaJACK checks, dbdu checks, PayMeDaMoney bets $1, feeces peet bets $2, PaJACK bets $3, dbdu folds, PayMeDaMoney folds, feeces peet calls $1.

TURN (12.25BB)
PaJACK bets $2, feeces peet calls $2.

RIVER
PaJACK bets $2, feeces peet folds.

SHOWDOWN
PaJACK wins $29.50.

I just couldn't call 2 bets here with 3 hearts out there. Too much aggression. Even if the idiot, and I'll show you why he's an idiot later, doesn't have the flush, I think other guy has Kings or Aces + there are 2 more chances for a heart to come. At best I think I have 1 out, the Queen of Diamonds if neither has the flush yet and I am behind. It would have cost me 3BB to finish the hand. Oh yeah, more hearts on the flop.
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Texas Hold'em $1-$2 (real money), hand #1,409,236,565
Table Havanna, 27 Oct 2005 11:52 PM ET

Seat 1: Foolish 1
Seat 2: dbdu
Seat 3: Izzy41
Seat 5: PayMeDaMoney [Qd]
Seat 6: Mr. Hayce
Seat 7: feeces peet
Seat 8: joebones x
Seat 9: Matt_440
Seat 10: PaJACK
ANTES/BLINDS
PaJACK posts blind ($0.50), Foolish 1 posts blind ($1), Mr. Hayce posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
dbdu folds, Izzy41 folds, PayMeDaMoney calls $1, Mr. Hayce checks, feeces peet folds, joebones x folds, Matt_440 folds, PaJACK calls $0.50, Foolish 1 checks.

FLOP [Tc][2s] (2BB)
PaJACK checks, Foolish 1 checks, PayMeDaMoney bets $1, Mr. Hayce folds, PaJACK calls $1, Foolish 1 folds.

TURN (3BB)
PaJACK checks, PayMeDaMoney bets $2, PaJACK calls $2.

RIVER (5BB)
PaJACK checks, PayMeDaMoney bets $2, PaJACK bets $4, PayMeDaMoney calls $2.

SHOWDOWN
PaJACK shows [2d]
PayMeDaMoney mucks cards [Qd]
PaJACK wins $17.

He called down w/ bottom pair the whole way.
But this is the best. His numbers.......

Hands 47
VP$IP 76.6% (34 out of 47)
WTSD 47.37% (18 out of 38)
W$SD 38.39% (7 out of 18)
PFR 0%
BB/100 17.13

UNBELIEVABLE!!