Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
8 players
Stack sizes:
UTG: $24.90
UTG+1: $24.20
MP1: $15.65
MP2: $24.75
CO: $12.08
Button: $5.87
SB: $51.02
Hero: $47.30
Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is BB with
![[7h]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/7h.gif "The Seven of Hearts")
![[8h]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/8h.gif "The Eight of Hearts")
UTG raises to $1.25, 6 folds, PayMeDaMoney calls.
Flop:
![[7d]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/7d.gif "The Seven of Diamonds")
![[Kd]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Kd.gif "The King of Diamonds")
![[3c]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/3c.gif "The Three of Clubs")
($2.6, 2 players)Hero checks, UTG bets $1.25, PayMeDaMoney calls.
Turn:
![[6s]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/6s.gif "The Six of Spades")
($5.1, 2 players)Hero checks, UTG checks.
River:
![[4c]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/4c.gif "The Four of Clubs")
($5.1, 2 players)Hero checks, UTG checks.
Results:
Final pot: $5.1
Hero Shows 7h 8h
UTG Shows Ac Qh
So loser starts in on a rant afterwards. This was his 2nd losing hand in a row and the one before this was really disgusting. 4 limpers, I raise to $1.50 w/ JJ, he calls behind and ALL 4 LIMPERS CALL $1.50. Flop is TTA w/ 2 diamonds. I'm not even fooling around with it. Checked to him and he bets $3 into $9.35 pot and gets 1 caller. Turn is a blank, he bets $3 again and gets called. River is 3rd diamond. Double check and he loses a big pot to Q4 of diamonds in early position. He had AK hearts. So after the hand with me....
Him - What is wrong with all you losing players? Your horrible.
Me - Yes. I'm sorry. I was very, very stupid.
Him - You're horrible. No wonder your a losing player. (I was actually even for the table and had no prior history with him.)
Me - (Stupidly talking strategy with him for a 2nd) Your flop bet was a big weak, but then when you hammered me on the turn again, I probably shoulda folded.
(My plan was to either bluff at the flush if it hit or possibly c/r 2 pair or better on the turn. His flop bet was pretty weak.)
Him - Your an idiot. I'm a pro. I do this for a living. I think you might be retarded. (HAHAHAHAHAHA. So many $25 pro's at AP!)
Me - Yes, I am. Please keep making donations to my charity in the form of chips.
Him - I think you really need donations.
Me - I apologize and I beg your forgiveness.
Then he kept reminding the table that he was a pro, blah, blah, blah. And after a hand where he lost another decent sized pot. I remarked, "Oh no! I hope he will be able to feed his family this week." He was gone soon after.
Statistics: Posted by MTPaid — Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:25 pm
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Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t75/t150
8 players
Stack sizes:
UTG: t11635
UTG+1: t13430
PayMeDaMoney: t10700
MP2: t18390
CO: t5335
Button: t3845
SB: t11805
BB: t5470
Pre-flop: (8 players) PayMeDaMoney is MP1 with
![[Ad]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Ad.gif "The Ace of Diamonds")
![[Qs]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Qs.gif "The Queen of Spades")
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t150 (pot was t225), PayMeDaMoney raises to t600, 4 folds, BB calls t450 (pot was t975), UTG+1 calls t450 (pot was t1425).
Flop:
![[7s]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/7s.gif "The Seven of Spades")
![[Tc]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Tc.gif "The Ten of Clubs")
![[Qd]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Qd.gif "The Queen of Diamonds")
(t1875, 3 players)BB bets t900, UTG+1 folds, PayMeDaMoney raises to t2250, BB calls t1350 (pot was t5025).
Turn:
![[6d]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/6d.gif "The Six of Diamonds")
(t6375, 2 players)BB checks, PayMeDaMoney bets t2700, BB calls all-in t2620.
Uncalled bets: t80 returned to PayMeDaMoney.
River:
![[Kh]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Kh.gif "The King of Hearts")
(t11615, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t11615)Results:
Final pot: t11615
PayMeDaMoney Shows Ad Qs
BB Shows 8h 9h
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t75/t150
8 players
Stack sizes:
UTG: t12830
PayMeDaMoney: t5230
MP1: t18390
MP2: t5335
CO: t3845
Button: t11730
SB: t11615
BB: t11635
Pre-flop: (8 players) PayMeDaMoney is UTG+1 with
UTG raises to t300, PayMeDaMoney calls t300 (pot was t525), 2 folds, CO calls t300 (pot was t825), Button folds, SB calls t225 (pot was t1125), BB calls t150 (pot was t1350).
Flop:
![[3h]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/3h.gif "The Three of Hearts")
![[2h]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/2h.gif "The Two of Hearts")
(t1500, 5 players)SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets t300, PayMeDaMoney raises to t1050, 3 folds, UTG calls t750 (pot was t2850).
Turn:
(t3600, 2 players)UTG checks, PayMeDaMoney is all-in t3880, UTG calls t3880 (pot was t7480).
River:
![[8c]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/8c.gif "The Eight of Clubs")
(t11360, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t11360)Results:
Final pot: t11360
UTG Shows 2s 3s
PayMeDaMoney Shows 7s 7d
Last night's knock out......
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t60/t120
8 players
Stack sizes:
UTG: t825
UTG+1: t6535
MP1: t8490
MP2: t4750
CO: t5135
PayMeDaMoney: t4630
SB: t805
BB: t5080
Pre-flop: (8 players) PayMeDaMoney is Button with
4 folds, CO raises to t360, PayMeDaMoney calls t360 (pot was t540), 2 folds.
Flop:
![[4h]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/4h.gif "The Four of Hearts")
![[Ah]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Ah.gif "The Ace of Hearts")
![[Js]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Js.gif "The Jack of Spades")
(t900, 2 players)CO bets t360, PayMeDaMoney raises to t1080, CO calls t720 (pot was t2340).
Turn:
![[Qh]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Qh.gif "The Queen of Hearts")
(t3060, 2 players)CO bets t360, PayMeDaMoney calls t360 (pot was t3420).
River:
![[Kc]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Kc.gif "The King of Clubs")
(t3780, 2 players)CO bets t1320, PayMeDaMoney calls t1320 (pot was t5100).
Results:
Final pot: t6420
CO Shows 10h Ac
Anyone still not believe in hot and cold streaks?
Statistics: Posted by MTPaid — Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:37 pm
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F the converter, I'm posting screennames -
Stage #460872389: Holdem No Limit $0.25 - 2006-10-02 23:52:28 (ET)
Table: CALLE DE AMOR (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 2 - GOOGLY ($28.90 in chips)
Seat 4 - JAYSIMAR ($8.38 in chips)
Seat 5 - MR_646 ($24.46 in chips)
Seat 6 - HAMBONE_DLX ($25.05 in chips)
Seat 7 - RYDERBACK ($21.07 in chips)
Seat 8 - Z437LOVE ($10 in chips) IS AN EFFIN IDIOT!!!!
Seat 9 - BRO001 ($115.70 in chips)
Seat 1 - PAYMEDAMONEY ($33.04 in chips)
JAYSIMAR - Posts small blind $0.10
MR_646 - Posts big blind $0.25
Z437LOVE - Posts $0.25
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PAYMEDAMONEY
[Th] HAMBONE_DLX - Folds
RYDERBACK - Folds
Z437LOVE - Checks
BRO001 - Folds
PAYMEDAMONEY - Raises $1 to $1
GOOGLY - Folds
JAYSIMAR - Folds
MR_646 - Folds
Z437LOVE - Calls $0.75
*** FLOP ***
![[3s]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/3s.gif "The Three of Spades")
[5c][Ts]Z437LOVE - Bets $0.25
PAYMEDAMONEY - Raises $2 to $2
Z437LOVE - Calls $1.75
*** TURN ***
![[4d]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/4d.gif "The Four of Diamonds")
Z437LOVE - Checks
PAYMEDAMONEY - Bets $4
Z437LOVE - Calls $4
*** RIVER ***
![[Td]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Td.gif "The Ten of Diamonds")
Z437LOVE - Checks
PAYMEDAMONEY - Checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Z437LOVE - Shows
[Tc] (Full house, tens full of threes) PAYMEDAMONEY - Mucks
Z437LOVE Collects $13.65 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($14.35) | Rake ($0.70)
Board [3s 5c 10s 4d 10d]
Seat 1: PAYMEDAMONEY HI: [Mucked] [7h 10h]
Seat 2: GOOGLY (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: JAYSIMAR (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: MR_646 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: HAMBONE_DLX Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: RYDERBACK Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: Z437LOVE won Total ($13.65) HI:($13.65) with Full house, tens full of threes [3h 10c - B:10s,B:10d,P:10c,B:3s,P:3h]
Seat 9: BRO001 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
So now that we know he is an idiot and what types of hands he calls raises with, I decide to charge him the very next hand when I pick up Aces. I figured there was no way this idiot had a 6 and got me twice in a row, but yep, that's AP for ya. I must be the asshole for going back there.
Stage #460873045: Holdem No Limit $0.25 - 2006-10-02 23:53:24 (ET)
Table: CALLE DE AMOR (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - JAYSIMAR ($8.28 in chips)
Seat 5 - MR_646 ($24.21 in chips)
Seat 6 - HAMBONE_DLX ($25.05 in chips)
Seat 7 - RYDERBACK ($21.07 in chips)
Seat 8 - Z437LOVE ($16.65 in chips)
Seat 9 - BRO001 ($115.70 in chips)
Seat 1 - PAYMEDAMONEY ($26.04 in chips)
Seat 2 - GOOGLY ($28.90 in chips)
Seat 3 - DMASTER9999 ($10 in chips)
MR_646 - Posts small blind $0.10
HAMBONE_DLX - Posts big blind $0.25
DMASTER9999 - Posts $0.25
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to PAYMEDAMONEY
[Ac] RYDERBACK - Folds
Z437LOVE - Calls $0.25
BRO001 - Folds
PAYMEDAMONEY - Raises $2 to $2
GOOGLY - Folds
DMASTER9999 - Folds
JAYSIMAR - Folds
MR_646 - Folds
HAMBONE_DLX - Folds
Z437LOVE - Calls $1.75
*** FLOP ***
[Kc][6c]Z437LOVE - Checks
PAYMEDAMONEY - Bets $5
Z437LOVE - Calls $5
*** TURN ***
![[6h]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/6h.gif "The Six of Hearts")
Z437LOVE - Checks
PAYMEDAMONEY - Bets $10
Z437LOVE - All-In $9.65
PAYMEDAMONEY - returned ($0.35) : not called
*** RIVER ***
![[5d]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/5d.gif "The Five of Diamonds")
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PAYMEDAMONEY - Shows
[Ac] (Two Pair, aces and sixes) Z437LOVE - Shows
[3h] (Three of a kind, sixes) Z437LOVE Collects $32.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($33.90) | Rake ($1.65)
Board [7s Kc 6c 6h 5d]
Seat 1: PAYMEDAMONEY HI:lost with Two Pair, aces and sixes [Ad Ac - P:Ad,P:Ac,B:6h,B:6c,B:Kc]
Seat 2: GOOGLY Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: DMASTER9999 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: JAYSIMAR (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: MR_646 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: HAMBONE_DLX (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: RYDERBACK Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: Z437LOVE won Total ($32.25) All-In HI:($32.25) with Three of a kind, sixes [6d 3h - B:6h,P:6d,B:6c,B:Kc,B:7s]
Seat 9: BRO001 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
His reply to my tirade. "It's deepstack." At what point is the idiot deepstacked and calling off half his stack with middler pair is a good idea? Not even sooted. Nice job. You got me. I'm the idiot.
Statistics: Posted by MTPaid — Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:32 pm
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