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Live Poker Forum - Online Poker Forums & Hand Analysis Poker Forum 2007-06-25T23:06:34-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/feed.php?f=28&t=25196&mode 2007-06-25T23:06:34-06:00 2007-06-25T23:06:34-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=245355#p245355 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]> Statistics: Posted by black_knight6 — Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:06 pm

]]> 2007-06-25T16:44:09-06:00 2007-06-25T16:44:09-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=245285#p245285 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]> Statistics: Posted by Beavis68 — Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:44 pm

]]> 2007-06-25T16:34:06-06:00 2007-06-25T16:34:06-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=245282#p245282 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]> Statistics: Posted by EscapePlan9 — Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:34 pm

]]> 2007-06-25T15:29:39-06:00 2007-06-25T15:29:39-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=245260#p245260 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]> Statistics: Posted by Stoneburg — Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:29 pm

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]]> 2007-06-25T15:16:22-06:00 2007-06-25T15:16:22-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=245251#p245251 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]> Statistics: Posted by Beavis68 — Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:16 pm

]]> 2007-06-25T11:05:50-06:00 2007-06-25T11:05:50-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=245197#p245197 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]> Statistics: Posted by EscapePlan9 — Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:05 am

]]> 2007-06-24T15:39:57-06:00 2007-06-24T15:39:57-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=244965#p244965 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]> Statistics: Posted by Beavis68 — Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:39 pm

]]> 2007-06-24T10:22:32-06:00 2007-06-24T10:22:32-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=244894#p244894 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]>
One is 'yep, and I'll buy a new filter for my tank with your money, thanks' . That's my usual one.

The other one (used rarely if I'm about to log or if I'm trying to get the table scared of me) is 'I guess that's why I'm $20,000 up then'

Statistics: Posted by excession — Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:22 am

]]> 2007-06-13T08:51:27-06:00 2007-06-13T08:51:27-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=241875#p241875 <![CDATA[Re: Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]> Statistics: Posted by Pok 7's — Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:51 am

]]> 2007-06-11T04:57:18-06:00 2007-06-11T04:57:18-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=241151#p241151 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]> Statistics: Posted by EscapePlan9 — Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:57 am

]]> 2007-06-11T04:11:28-06:00 2007-06-11T04:11:28-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=241147#p241147 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]> Statistics: Posted by MecosKing — Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:11 am

]]> 2007-06-11T03:38:55-06:00 2007-06-11T03:38:55-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=241145#p241145 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]> Statistics: Posted by MecosKing — Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:38 am

]]> 2007-06-11T01:18:58-06:00 2007-06-11T01:18:58-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=241121#p241121 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]>
"Sorry what was that? I was busy stacking all these chips"

I use variations of that ALL the time in SNGs.

Statistics: Posted by EscapePlan9 — Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:18 am

]]> 2007-06-11T00:09:43-06:00 2007-06-11T00:09:43-06:00 https://livepokerforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=25196&p=241106#p241106 <![CDATA[Caker Donkey Calls Me a Fish (chat and relevant hands)]]>
Seriously you can do better with the insults.

a couple of my favs

"Awww someone has stack envy, are you asain"
"Sir you know you could just send me your ATM card and PIN it would save us on this pesky rake."
"Sorry what was that? I was busy stacking all these chips"
"Your chips look nice in my stack, thanks for the donation"

Also the sarcasm route is a lot of fun and pisses people off really well.
"Sorry sir I am a bad player."
"This is my first time playing holdem was that a good hand"
"Sorry should I have <not gone all in > I usually play limit"
"But they were sooooooooted"

Statistics: Posted by Rhound50 — Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:09 am

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