Official Outplayed, Bad beat, Rub it in, Etc. Tourney thread

[emmasdad]

Beat: MK made a $20 LL bet w/me, which I was obv. going to win, and now he hasta bow out, unregister, and go out to dinner with his family (another beat it seems).

I am the In-n-Out burger avatar.

[Pok 7's]

[growlers]

[emmasdad]

PokerStars Game #10191886536: Tournament #51283891, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em Limit - Level I (20/40) - 2007/05/30 - 22:26:48 (ET)
Table '51283891 2' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Toxophilite (1040 in chips)
Seat 2: oatsforxmas (1380 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: dynonap22 (1090 in chips)
Seat 4: webb22 (1800 in chips)
Seat 5: beavis68 (1940 in chips)
Seat 6: 8crash_jr8 (1870 in chips)
Seat 9: Trump34 (1380 in chips) is sitting out
oatsforxmas: posts small blind 10
dynonap22: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 8crash_jr8 [Jh Js]
webb22: folds
beavis68: raises 20 to 40
8crash_jr8: raises 20 to 60
Trump34: folds
Toxophilite: folds
oatsforxmas: folds
dynonap22: folds
beavis68: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [8s Kd 4h]
beavis68: checks
8crash_jr8: bets 20
beavis68: calls 20
*** TURN *** [8s Kd 4h]
beavis68: checks
8crash_jr8: bets 40
beavis68: raises 40 to 80
8crash_jr8: calls 40
*** RIVER *** [8s Kd 4h 5d]
beavis68: bets 40
8crash_jr8: calls 40
*** SHOW DOWN ***
beavis68: shows [Kh Jc] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
8crash_jr8: mucks hand
beavis68 collected 430 from pot
8crash_jr8 said, "that was horrible"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 430 | Rake 0
Board [8s Kd 4h 5d 4s]
Seat 1: Toxophilite (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: oatsforxmas (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: dynonap22 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: webb22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: beavis68 showed [Kh Jc] and won (430) with two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 6: 8crash_jr8 mucked [Jh Js]
Seat 9: Trump34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[bigwheell]

I didn't make it home from my kids baseball practice in time.

maybe next time...

Good luck all

[Pok 7's]

ZOMG calling stations

PokerStars Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind t20 (7 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

Hero (t1450)
CO (t1460)
Button (t1090)
SB (t1520)
BB (t1880)
UTG (t1630)
MP1 (t1470)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with , .
2 folds, Hero raises, 2 folds, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero caps, SB calls.

Flop: (9 SB, t180) , , (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB, t220) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

River: (7.50 BB, t300) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11.5 BB (t460)

Results in white below:
SB has Ah Kc (straight, ace high).
Hero has Ad Qd (two pair, queens and nines).
Outcome: SB wins 11.50 BB (t460).

[emmasdad]

PokerStars Game #10191923133: Tournament #51283891, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em Limit - Level I (20/40) - 2007/05/30 - 22:29:10 (ET)
Table '51283891 2' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Toxophilite (1040 in chips)
Seat 2: oatsforxmas (1370 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: dynonap22 (1160 in chips)
Seat 4: webb22 (1900 in chips)
Seat 5: beavis68 (2010 in chips)
Seat 6: 8crash_jr8 (1660 in chips)
Seat 9: Trump34 (1360 in chips) is sitting out
Trump34: posts small blind 10
Toxophilite: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 8crash_jr8 [Qc Qd]
oatsforxmas: folds
dynonap22: folds
webb22: folds
beavis68: raises 20 to 40
8crash_jr8: raises 20 to 60
Trump34: folds
Toxophilite: folds
beavis68: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [Jh Th 9c]
beavis68: checks
8crash_jr8: bets 20
beavis68: raises 20 to 40
8crash_jr8: raises 20 to 60
beavis68: raises 20 to 80
Betting is capped
8crash_jr8: calls 20
*** TURN *** [Jh Th 9c]
beavis68: bets 40
8crash_jr8: calls 40
*** RIVER *** [Jh Th 9c 5d]
beavis68: bets 40
8crash_jr8: calls 40
*** SHOW DOWN ***
beavis68: shows [7s 8s] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
8crash_jr8: mucks hand
beavis68 collected 470 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 470 | Rake 0
Board [Jh Th 9c 5d Ad]
Seat 1: Toxophilite (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: oatsforxmas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: dynonap22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: webb22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: beavis68 showed [7s 8s] and won (470) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 6: 8crash_jr8 (button) mucked [Qc Qd]
Seat 9: Trump34 (small blind) folded before Flop

[Pok 7's]

ED gettin froggy

PokerStars Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind t30 (7 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

Hero (t1055)
Button (t1365)
SB (t1130)
BB (t1900)
UTG (t2260)
MP1 (t1440)
MP2 (t1350)

Preflop: Hero is CO with , .
1 fold, MP1 raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 3 folds, MP1 calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB, t225) , , (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets, MP1 raises, Hero 3-bets, MP1 calls.

Turn: (6.75 BB, t405) (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks.

River: (6.75 BB, t405) (2 players)
MP1 bets, Hero raises, MP1 folds.

Final Pot: 9.75 BB (t585)

Results in white below:
Hero has Jc Jd (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins 9.75 BB (t585).

[emmasdad]

[antneye]

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[emmasdad]

VTOWN?

PokerStars Game #10192178744: Tournament #51283891, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em Limit - Level III (50/100) - 2007/05/30 - 22:45:45 (ET)
Table '51283891 2' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Toxophilite (1835 in chips)
Seat 2: oatsforxmas (1185 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: dynonap22 (1205 in chips)
Seat 4: webb22 (1630 in chips)
Seat 5: beavis68 (1885 in chips)
Seat 6: 8crash_jr8 (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: Trump34 (1260 in chips)
webb22: posts small blind 25
beavis68: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 8crash_jr8 [9h 9d]
8crash_jr8: raises 50 to 100
Trump34: folds
Toxophilite: folds
oatsforxmas: folds
dynonap22 said, "i had outs on the turn baby"
dynonap22: folds
webb22: folds
beavis68: calls 50
*** FLOP *** [8c 6h 3c]
Toxophilite said, "except against QQ"
dynonap22 said, "that wouldv'"
beavis68: checks
8crash_jr8: bets 50
beavis68: calls 50
*** TURN *** [8c 6h 3c]
beavis68: bets 100
8crash_jr8: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [8c 6h 3c Qc]
beavis68: checks
8crash_jr8: bets 100
beavis68: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
8crash_jr8: shows [9h 9d] (a pair of Nines)
beavis68: shows [Ac 3d] (a pair of Threes)
8crash_jr8 collected 725 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 725 | Rake 0
Board [8c 6h 3c Qc 5s]
Seat 1: Toxophilite folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: oatsforxmas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: dynonap22 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: webb22 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: beavis68 (big blind) showed [Ac 3d] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 6: 8crash_jr8 showed [9h 9d] and won (725) with a pair of Nines
Seat 9: Trump34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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PokerStars Game #10192142474: Tournament #51283891, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em Limit - Level II (30/60) - 2007/05/30 - 22:43:26 (ET)
Table '51283891 2' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Toxophilite (1220 in chips)
Seat 2: oatsforxmas (1230 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: dynonap22 (1775 in chips)
Seat 4: webb22 (1690 in chips)
Seat 5: beavis68 (1975 in chips)
Seat 6: 8crash_jr8 (1380 in chips)
Seat 9: Trump34 (1230 in chips)
Trump34: posts small blind 15
Toxophilite: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Toxophilite [Qd Td]
oatsforxmas: folds
dynonap22: raises 30 to 60
webb22: folds
beavis68: folds
8crash_jr8: folds
Trump34: folds
Toxophilite: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [5s Jh 5h]
Toxophilite: checks
dynonap22: bets 30
Toxophilite: raises 30 to 60
dynonap22: calls 30
*** TURN *** [5s Jh 5h]
Toxophilite: bets 60
dynonap22: folds
Toxophilite collected 255 from pot
Toxophilite: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 255 | Rake 0
Board [5s Jh 5h 9d]
Seat 1: Toxophilite (big blind) collected (255)
Seat 2: oatsforxmas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: dynonap22 folded on the Turn
Seat 4: webb22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: beavis68 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: 8crash_jr8 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Trump34 (small blind) folded before Flop

[Pok 7's]

Beavis on tilt

PokerStars Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind t50 (7 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

Hero (t1810)
UTG (t1110)
MP1 (t1980)
MP2 (t1230)
CO (t1010)
Button (t1950)
SB (t1410)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
2 folds, MP2 calls, CO raises, 2 folds, Hero calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB, t325) , , (3 players)
Hero bets, MP2 calls, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, MP2 folds, CO caps, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.75 BB, t775) (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, Hero calls.

River: (13.75 BB, t1375) (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 15.75 BB (t1575)

Results in white below:
Hero has Th Td (two pair, tens and fives).
CO has 8d 8s (two pair, eights and fives).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.75 BB (t1575).

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The hand that crippled my against Table Tiger AKA lucksackat limitholdem

PokerStars Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind t200 (6 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

Hero (t2370)
UTG (t1793)
MP (t7505)
CO (t1445)
Button (t5467)
SB (t2420)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
UTG raises, 4 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB, t900) , , (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls.

Turn: (6.25 BB, t2500) (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero calls.

River: (9.21 BB, t3686) (2 players)

Final Pot: 9.215 BB (t3686)

Results in white below:
Hero has Jh Kc (two pair, jacks and twos).
UTG has Qc Jc (two pair, queens and jacks).
Outcome: UTG wins 9.21 BB (t3686).