1. Run Hotter than me, or AlexMR, or Iceman, or Electrolux - preferably like Godlike or Molina or
OatmealforXmas or your present stretch.
2. Play position, but be sure to never have either the second or third nuts as someone has the other nuts right above you ie. if you have a set make it top set (because second set is worthless)
3. Also if you do have a set - try and see if the site can run the hand for you monte carlo style as to see if sets do actually hold up. (I am pretty sure they don't)
4. If you manage to find a juicy table with donkey fish everywhere make sure the player to your immediate left is a player of either Phil Ivey like ability (or he just follows rule 2 better than you) Nothing is better than raising it up and having the guy isolate YOU (pocket jacks always look better this way eh)
5. A flush is about as good as a high card of 6. Make sure you have at least a K high flush so someone else can have the A high flush (remember rule 2 is big)
6. If you magically hold the nut flush don't worry that SB is sick of your ever present position raises and has decided to take a stand with third pair third kicker. Enjoy either a full house or the quads by the river.
7. Multi Level thinking is probably your best skill - Take copious notes on a villian, have him pegged perfectly and make that great bluff on the river. Watch as he instacalls and shows down bottom pair FTW. Laugh out loud as he types in the chat box "whoops misclick."
8. Make sure that you never get involved with any shortstack at any table. If raising into a SS - make sure you promptly fold on any flop as they will catch exactly one card above the pocket pair you hold. J2 beat TT every single time. Also if you hit top pair on the flop, your opponent will invariably have you outkicked. (Ha you think you caught one here but if you manage to have top kicker he will ALWAYS have two pair)
9. AKo is trash - discard always.
10 Pushing AKs against a 50BB stack after a RR is smart, until he flips over his own AKs - he will catch HIS flush at least 67.9% of the time.
11. It used to be the rage to play OESFD fast - this doesn't work. Make sure no matter how you play it fast or slow - Never catch either a straight or a flush. At least it makes it better when you get called down by third pair.
12. Don't ever under any circumstances berate an online room for shoddy software as this will lead to numbers 2 -11.
13. Reread 1.
Real answers to follow (But probably not by me.)
GL