Dumbass has $1500, the other guy is a solid player but has been getting smacked in the head with the deck and is over $4k.
Flop is . Bet $50 and called. Turn is , Dumbass bets $150 and get raised to $400 and calls. River . Dumbass leads $200, raised to $600, dumbass inta-pushs and gets immediately called. Dumbass says I have the nuts and turns over . The other guy turns over the real nuts . Dude looks back and the board and says " oh shit you have a flush."
Dude please play at my table more often, I could really use a $1500 donation too.