Or Fuck Pocket Q
This is that 30 BB capped NL game on Full Tilt that I just can't seem to win in no matter what my cards are.
Hand 1: Pocket Jacks in MP - Opponent 70/25/33 with pocket 10's
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1254894 - Naturally
Hand 2: Pocket 10's very next hand UTG. Figured they worked pretty well against me....SB is brand new
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1254900
Hand 3: Ok, 0 for 2, but I'm dealt pocket 10's for the 2nd consecutive hand. Opponent is same maniac from 1st hand, now with pocket 9's.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1254906 - Wow 2x in a row as a huge dog the guy that plays every hand gets me.
Conversation with player behind me after this hand:
CJ6705: OMG you better quit
CJ6705: you've taken some sick bad beats
CJ6705: I think I'm going to throw up
Me: Thank you, I aprreciate it.
CJ6705: 3 hands in a row u went in best
Me: well not against the Aces
CJ6705: ya but aces get cracked more than anything so
Hand 4: Fold Q4o
Hand 5: Flush draw with an overcard against the same maniac's bet in front of me.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1254911 - Again, naturally he folds, but Button wakes up with 2 pair.
I'm now running at -56 BB/100 over 787 hands in this game.
82%, 19%, 91%, 36% = ZERO.....go figure