Playing some 5/10 - have gotten a bunch of hands cracked at various tables. I am on monster tilt.

Get in MP, raise is up to 35. Folds to BB who has been re-raising me constantly, and he once again makes it 120. I call, planning to bluff later.

Flop

He bets 200, I smooth call, like an idiot, planning to raise the turn, but not thinking about stack sizes.

Turn

He shoves - but I am so pissed that I call and vow to suck out.

River

Farq. He shows 85o. Ship it.

Post your weirdo hands!

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Party Poker 5/10 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with , .
UTG calls, 2 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, CO calls, Button 3-bets, 2 folds, UTG folds, Hero caps, CO calls, Button calls.

Don't screw with me preflop, cap it guys!

Flop: (14.40 SB) , , (3 players)
Hero bets, CO folds, Button calls.

Bbbbam, what a flop.

Turn: (8.20 BB) (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

If you have QQ or QJ screw you poker gods!

River: (16.20 BB) (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

Oh you gotta be kidding me, this is such garbage screw you pokergods!

Final Pot: 18.20 BB

Results below
Hero has Jh Js (full house, queens full of jacks).
Button has Kh Ac (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 18.20 BB.

Alright, you are forgiven.

2/4 NL, full ring.

I open raise to $16 on the button with 77, SB calls.
Flop 66T.
He leads for $16 I call.
Turn 9.
He leads for $16 I make it $60 he calls.
River K.
He checks I bet $90 he calls.

I guess he wins... wait, why is this pot coming to me?
He had 55.

Game # 253276936 - Texas Hold'em No Limit EUR 0.25/0.50 - Table "Trosa"
izafishy (EUR 52.90 in seat 1)
Tue1024 (EUR 34.40 in seat 3)
Small Blind: $$chiching (0.25)
Big Blind: mygmyg (0.50)
izafishy was dealt:
izafishy Call (0.50)
Tue1024 Call (0.50)
storpeter Raise (3.25)
mygmyg All-In (4.67)
izafishy Call (4.67)
Tue1024 Call (4.67)
storpeter Call (1.92)

cha ching top boat baby

Flop
izafishy Check, Tue1024 Check, storpeter Check

Oh please tell me one of these donkey has a king
Turn
izafishy Bet (5.00)
Tue1024 Raise (10.00)

He's got a king, got him trapped

izafishy All-In (42.73)
Tue1024 All-In (19.23)

River
Good one god, you didnt have anything better to do. Wait why is the pot sliding toward me?? QJ umm yeah thats exactly the hand I put you on.

izafishy shows: (a full house, tens full of kings)
Tue1024 shows: (two pairs, kings and sevens)
izafishy wins: EUR 56.46 side pot (with a full house, tens full of kings)
mygmyg shows: (two pairs, kings and tens)
izafishy wins: EUR 19.93 main pot (with a full house, tens full of kings)

I think I have everybody here beat for stupidity -- although the stakes were much lower than droq's hand. This was last night at Tribeca, 25c/50c NL. Villain has about $30 at the beginning of the hand, and $0 at the end.

I am in the BB with A4 and the flop comes 235 rainbow. Nothing more beautiful than that. I lead out on the flop and get two callers, I check-raise the turn and get one caller, and I push the river and he calls ... with ... A8o THAT HIT NOTHING AT ALL.

He called. A push. On the river. With ace high.

I got one from a hand a while back on stars

$100NL we both have like $125

my notes on this guy indicated rock and I have about 150 hands on him

Anyway I am on the button and call a raise from him with 68d (not a typical play by me but I know he only plays big pairs and hoping to hit and bust him - remember my notes are from a while back and I have like 150 hands on him so I fairly confident in my read or so I thought)

flop comes

5 3 4 two diamonds

He bets, I raise my straight and flush draw, he re-raise, I am stupid so I push he calls

Turn is a 3
river is a 9

he turns over 27
I win with 8 high