Well that was a doosie.
It's been a while since it's been this bad.

Here are some nuggets.


Hand 1

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $24, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: ($51, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $35, BB calls.

Turn: ($121, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($121, 2 players)
BB bets $90, Hero raises to $240, BB raises all-in $426, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1153
Hero shows 5c 5s
BB shows Tc 9d


Hand 2 (same guy as Hand 1 about 3 hands later)

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $17, Hero raises to $65, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: ($139, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $90, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: ($319, 2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $200, UTG+1 raises to $625, Hero calls all-in $245.
Uncalled bets: $180 returned to UTG+1.

River: ($1209, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1209)


Results:
Final pot: $1209
UTG+1 shows 7c 7d
Hero doesn't show Ad As


Hand 3 (not my standard line but I had a very good read, and actually expected a fold)

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with
2 folds, CO raises to $22, Hero raises to $67, BB folds, CO raises to $225, Hero raises all-in $678.76, CO calls all-in $379.
Uncalled bets: $141.76 returned to Hero.

Flop: ($1358.76, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1217, Sidepot 1: $141.76)


Turn: ($1358.76, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1217, Sidepot 1: $141.76)


River: ($1358.76, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1217, Sidepot 1: $141.76)


Results:
Final pot: $1358.76
CO shows Ts Qd
Hero shows 4c 4s


Hand 4 (had a read preflop that he'd slowplay a big pair)

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to $28, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG raises to $100, Hero calls, 2 folds.

Flop: ($256, 2 players)
UTG bets $200, Hero raises all-in $475, UTG calls.

Turn: ($1206, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1206)


River: ($1206, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1206)


Results:
Final pot: $1206
UTG shows Ad Ks
Hero doesn't show Jc Jh


Hand 5

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $24, 2 folds, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: ($57, 2 players)
Hero bets $45, Button calls.

Turn: ($147, 2 players)
Hero bets $85, Button calls.

River: ($317, 2 players)
Hero bets $150, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: $617
Hero shows Ad Kd
Button shows Ts Qs


Hand 6

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $24, 2 folds, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: ($57, 2 players)
Hero bets $46, Button calls.

Turn: ($149, 2 players)
Hero bets $116, Button calls.

River: ($381, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $226, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $833
Button shows 9d 5d
Hero doesn't show Qs Qh


Hand 7

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with
UTG raises to $12, 2 folds, Hero raises to $42, 2 folds, UTG calls.

Flop: ($93, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($93, 2 players)
UTG bets $46, Hero raises to $146, UTG calls.

River: ($385, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $200, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: $785
Hero shows 7s 6c
UTG shows Qs 4c


Hand 8

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with
3 folds, SB raises to $19, Hero calls.

Flop: ($38, 2 players)
SB bets $38, Hero calls.

Turn: ($114, 2 players)
SB bets $66, Hero raises to $200, SB calls.

River: ($514, 2 players)
SB raises all-in $469, Hero folds.
Uncalled bets: $469 returned to SB.

Results:
Final pot: $514

Oh, and just to balance it out a bit:

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with
UTG raises to $22, CO calls, Hero raises to $77, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: ($185, 3 players)
Hero bets $120, UTG raises all-in $815.2, Hero calls all-in $388.
Uncalled bets: $307.2 returned to UTG.

Turn: ($1508.2, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1201, Sidepot 1: $307.2)


River: ($1508.2, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1201, Sidepot 1: $307.2)


Results:
Final pot: $1508.2
Hero shows Th Qh
UTG shows Ah Ac

Hopefully you haven't slit your wrists yet.

Thats just disguisting. my sympathies. just in case u forgot, suicide is def not +ev(doesnt pay life insurance and no entrance to heaven if ur christian)

Its NL400 noob, whole different ball game to NL2