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So my house got broken into
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by MecosKing » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:39 pm
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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by NorthView » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:58 pm
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.
Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.
Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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by MTPaid » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:00 pm
Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.
"Muppets In Space"
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"Full Tilt is rigged" - ED
Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.
"Muppets In Space"
The Blog: http://lazyguy.squarespace.com
"Full Tilt is rigged" - ED
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by Twelver » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:08 pm
Well this thread got derailed...any who, thought I would post a few pics of the event:
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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by Twelver » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:10 pm
Oh and I got a gun today. I ended up going with a Taurus 38 special.
It wasn't my 1st choice, but I had to take into consideration that my wife may have to use it at some point too, so I went with something a little easier to handle.
It wasn't my 1st choice, but I had to take into consideration that my wife may have to use it at some point too, so I went with something a little easier to handle.
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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by SebQtaneus » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:38 pm
Mekos King: Seb is now the way the truth and the light
Mekos King: as if we didnt know that already
Mekos King: as if we didnt know that already
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by Juskimo » Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:21 pm
Was your door made of cardboard?
Was there anything under the trim?
Did you have a deadbolt?
Was there anything under the trim?
Did you have a deadbolt?
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT
<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one
http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT
<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one
http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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by low dough » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:55 pm
Memorize this, and be able to repeat it:
"I was afraid for my life.
Once I pulled the trigger, I just kept shooting until the gun was empty."
Not a jury in the world...
"I was afraid for my life.
Once I pulled the trigger, I just kept shooting until the gun was empty."
Not a jury in the world...
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright
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