We're like them little bitches on the chess board.

[Xaston]

Happy New Year everyone! It's Rosh Hashannah!

At 5 o'clock I started up a session but had to go down for dinner at 6:30 and I managed to lose $101.50. After dinner I was gonna get back on but I realized the BTP Horse tournament wasn't too far away so I just watched some TV until then. I started off well and got the chip lead. The razz round went real shitty for me as did stud when my KK9 ran into JJJ. Then the second limit hold em round came around and I was already shortstacked and picked up about 6 hands in a row and failed to win with any of them and I was out.

At 10 o'clock I went back to work at 4 tables. I played for 2 hours (although for about half of the time I was only on 3 tables thanks to some rough beats on the other one).

I made a robust $1313.54.

I tell you what folks, being a poker playing robot is MUCH more profitable than being a person.

[Xaston]

I played a little over an hour at noon. My step brother came by and wouldn't stop talking and showing me his PSP so I couldn't concentrate as much as I like, that and the second half of the session was basically a cartoon, led to a $258.33 loss. And today's you've got to be kidding me hand of the day is!?

Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
UTG calls, MP raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, BB calls, UTG folds, MP calls.

Flop: (10.66 SB) , , (3 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets, BB calls, MP calls.

Turn: (6.83 BB) (3 players)
BB bets, MP calls, Hero raises, BB calls, MP calls.

River: (12.83 BB) (3 players)
BB bets, MP folds, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14.83 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 8c Ac (full house, eights full of nines).
Hero has As Ad (two pair, aces and nines).
Outcome: BB wins 14.83 BB.

The Red Sox are down 5-0 now too. Yuck.

[Xaston]

[Kuso]

[Xaston]

Woke up, showered, cooked a few eggs and wolfed em down, then I got ready for a manly session.

3 $10/$20 (6 max) and 1 $10/$20 (9 max).

I made a few hundread real quick but then I started getting clobbered. I considered quitting down a few hundread but decided to keep on keeping on. One guy was always the button when I was the big blind and I swear he raised my blind 10 times in a row, and I'd keep defending and completely missing. I was really frustrated. Eventually the game got three handed and all of the sudden I can't miss a flop against this guy. I absolutely crushed him. He is now in the lead in the "Lost most money to Xaston in $10/$20 (6 max)" category with a robust $924. I ended up playing for just under 3 hours when EVERYONE came home and started talking to me and making noise and all that good stuff so I decided to call it quits until tonight. +$2011.76

[tommyhawk]

wow, great session m8.

Nice to see you are doing good.

tommmyhawk.

[Xaston]

Oh brother. There's an update on the female front.


Tonight at 11:45!

[Kuso]

[kennyg]

sorry about your red sox.

being a white sox fan i'm not really sorry though. i just thought i'd sound all nice. but really, i hope they get swept .

[Xaston]

Baseball:

Ugh. KennyG and 80proof I hope you guys get hit by trucks.

Woman:

So Mrs. Xaston IMs me today and informs me that this Eric character is by no means her boyfriend and that she in fact finds him to be rather annoying. To be fair he did lay the kiss on her and she never said he was her boyfriend, I just kinda assumed. Hmmmm. Now what do I do? Just skip the relationship phase, buy a fancy tiffany's ring and ask her to marry me and move to Las Vegas. Seems like the best option....... Being a poker player robot was going real well too.

Poker:

My internet was down for whatever reason basically all day and then it got working again around 10 and I started to put in a session at 2 $10/$20 (6 max), 1 $10/$20 (9 max), and 1 $20/$40 ring tables (of course there were actually only about 5 of us there). 20 minutes into it my internet went down again. +$612. Hopefully the internet shit gets settled so I can play tommorow (this update is coming via my T Mobile Sidekick II). That's how dedicated I am to my fans so I hope you avid readers appreciate this!

[Kuso]

[80Proof]

[Kuso]

how can i mute 80proof?

[80Proof]

I take it you are a Sox fan too Kuso? Even though I am a Yankees fan, believe it or not I DO like the Sox. I also like the Cards, Cubs, and Tigers. I am a fan of the classic teams and only really despise ones like Tampa Bay, Diamondbacks, Marlins,.....the new era expansion teams. I'm just giving Xaston a hard time like fans of every other team on the panet do to Yankees fans. My poker has been sucking lately so I am resorting to cheap shots......heh.

[Xaston]