Who cares! I want their money!!

SNGS: 81
Net: +$244.5
ROI: 21%
ITM: 33/81 = 41%
9800 Action points / 13000 AP to clear bonus
$1 tourney fee = 100 action points, so roughly $32 tourney fees left to clear

I should be able to finish this bonus within my next 5-6 hours of playing. And thank god, cuz I really need this money! After I clear this bonus (assuming break-even play or better from here out), I'll have another $800+ in my checking account - VERY much needed.

Now that I have my car registered and insured and all that, I'm temporarily BROKE!! I completely neglected the cost of registration (~$265 for my car). I thought I still had a hundred or so left over in my debit account, but nope, I'm now -$40. They'll probably charge me $30 or whatever for overcharging debit now too. Bleh! I have a NT withdrawl in process to deal with that problem.

And the next two days I won't be home much. Going to Utica later today (Wednesday) and Binghamton on Thursday.

Back home in Rochester... a quick summary of the last few nights

Two nights ago I chilled with some college friends of mine, who live in Utica during summer.

Last night I chilled in my college area, Binghamton, with whoever was around for summer school (or who already lives there). We also ended up driving to Ithaca that night. I gotta tell ya, I absolutely LOVE Ithaca. It's the perfect place for chill kids like me!

On the bad side, my exhaust now is really loud. It's extremely likely the catalytic converter is the problem, which costs about $300 to fix. Bleh! But everything else with the car is working out nicely.

I have to step up my poker hours a bit. Lately I've been experimenting with Doyle's Room's speed tournaments, where blinds increase every 3 minutes - mostly to just clear this bonus quicker. I thought these would be huge variance like UB's ultra-turbo tournaments or whatever, where blinds increase every minute, but so far all has been well. The donks will knock themselves out with multiple people all-in pre-flop or on the flop with a large variety of hands and draws. You just play it tight until the blinds get big (which comes quickly - 20/40, 30/60, 50/100, 100/200, 150/300...) and then use your ICM knowledge for the push-botting. Sometimes I don't even need to play a hand before I'm ITM! Also, early on in these, play those big hands in big pots every time. QQ+ should be raised and re-raised every time. Someone will pay you off nearly 100% of the time.

I still have to play another 5 hours or so on Doyle's Room before I cash out with my $850+ (after bonus clears).

Drop acid...

Final results on Doyle's Room:

SNGS: 113
Net: +$668 with bonus (+533 without)
ROI: 41.6%
ITM: 43%

So I averaged somewhere around $26/hr.

I think I'm moving onto Hollywood Poker's 100% up to $200 bonus next.

About 5 days ago I deleted all my porn. All 4.3 GB of it!

Who likes stroking it more than having a girl do it for em?

Cashed out at Doyle's Room with a decent $1139 ($668 profit)
Withdrew $900 of it to my checking account that needs it.
Deposited $200 into Hollywood Poker for their 100% to $200 bonus

So far I've played about 2.5 hours and made $58 - good start. I'm still adjusting to the change in software and players, so I'm sticking with the pussy stakes for a few more SNGs. So far the players here seem pretty bad and I bet I can at least move up to the $22s on this site (when I build up my $258 a bit first).

Wish me luck gangstas!

SNGs: 39
Net: +146
ROI: +13.6%
ITM: 16/39 = 41%

A decent start. I got lucky and unlucky a bunch of times, so nothing horrible. Had my KK against AA. Lost AA to QQ. Lost to 2-outters, etc. But I also won a few 30/70s and 40/60s.