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by Twelver » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:07 pm
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv
Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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by shamdonk » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:25 pm
Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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by shamdonk » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:25 pm
Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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by GodlikeRoy » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:56 pm
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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by NorthView » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:22 am
LOLOLOL
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.
Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.
Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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by hard2tel » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:33 am
so ive started 4 tabling 600nl on ftp and stars...the games seem weak most of the time and i really am having trouble 6+ tabling. i dunno i just cant focus for some reason.
anyway fun fun
$3/$6 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at
Stacks:
UTG ($582.00)
UTG+1 ($1101.95)
CO ($391.00)
Hero ($1074.10)
SB ($1032.20)
BB ($528.45)
Pre-flop: ($9, 6 players) Hero is BTN![[Jc]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Jc.gif "The Jack of Clubs")
[Js]
3 folds, Hero raises to $18, SB raises to $66, 1 fold, Hero calls $48
Flop:![[6d]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/6d.gif "The Six of Diamonds")
[4h][Jh] ($138, 2 players)
SB bets $86, Hero calls $86
Turn:![[9d]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/9d.gif "The Nine of Diamonds")
($310, 2 players)
SB bets $266, Hero raises to $888, SB goes all-in $614.2
River:![[Qd]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Qd.gif "The Queen of Diamonds")
($2070.4, 2 players)
Final Pot: $2070.40
Hero shows:[Js]
SB shows:![[Td]](https://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/Td.gif "The Ten of Diamonds")
[Ad]
Hero wins $7.8 ( lost -$1032.2 )
SB wins $2067.4 ( won +$1035.2 )
hard2tel said, "fa;lskjf;lwkejfo;qijf;lkf2f"
hard2tel said, "fa;slkfj;aefwj;qo2i3fj"
johnnykran said, "slow play punishment"
hard2tel said, "obv"
$trike 88 said, "lol, you suck"
hard2tel said, ":("
johnnykran said, "lol"
johnnykran said, "i thought it was 60 more"
hard2tel said, "i woulda called too. diamonds are so pretty"
hard2tel said, "all fun and games til i shoot myself"
anyway fun fun
$3/$6 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at
Stacks:
UTG ($582.00)
UTG+1 ($1101.95)
CO ($391.00)
Hero ($1074.10)
SB ($1032.20)
BB ($528.45)
Pre-flop: ($9, 6 players) Hero is BTN
[Js]
3 folds, Hero raises to $18, SB raises to $66, 1 fold, Hero calls $48
Flop:
[4h][Jh] ($138, 2 players)
SB bets $86, Hero calls $86
Turn:
($310, 2 players)
SB bets $266, Hero raises to $888, SB goes all-in $614.2
River:
($2070.4, 2 players)
Final Pot: $2070.40
Hero shows:
[Js]
SB shows:
[Ad]
Hero wins $7.8 ( lost -$1032.2 )
SB wins $2067.4 ( won +$1035.2 )
hard2tel said, "fa;lskjf;lwkejfo;qijf;lkf2f"
hard2tel said, "fa;slkfj;aefwj;qo2i3fj"
johnnykran said, "slow play punishment"
hard2tel said, "obv"
$trike 88 said, "lol, you suck"
hard2tel said, ":("
johnnykran said, "lol"
johnnykran said, "i thought it was 60 more"
hard2tel said, "i woulda called too. diamonds are so pretty"
hard2tel said, "all fun and games til i shoot myself"
"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas
- make more than xaston and roy
- make more than xaston and roy
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by GodlikeRoy » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:04 am
Poker is silly.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.
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