that last hand, i just call the flop and check raise all in on the turn. your straight is vunerable to many cards and i would like to wait til the turn oop. Once you pick up the club draw(which was better than his club draw), i'll push it. If he's aggressive, its normally a check raise all in, if not, i just lead out pot.

I still have not won a pot over $50 but I continue to miss every possible draw, with 15 or more outs I'm supposed to be 50/50 not on poker stars.

I have now hit 0 for 33 hitting sets in raised pots. I swear these numbers have to even out eventually 1:7.5



PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha High, $1.00 BB (9 handed)

CO ($99.30)
Button ($131.25)
SB ($64.10)
BB ($103.10)
UTG ($32.15)
UTG+1 ($195.65)
MP1 ($97.70)
Hero ($97)
MP3 ($30.20)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with , , , .
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, MP1 calls $1, Hero calls $1, 2 folds, Button raises to $4, 2 folds, UTG calls $3, MP1 calls $3, Hero calls $3.

Flop: ($17.50) , , (4 players)
UTG checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks, Button bets $16.65, UTG raises to $28.15, MP1 folds, Hero calls $28.15, Button calls $11.50.

Turn: ($101.95) (3 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: ($101.95) (3 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: $101.95

Von Anka: shows [Jh 9h Qs Jd] (four of a kind, Jacks)
Rhound50: mucks hand
jeffy: mucks hand
Von Anka collected $98.95 from pot

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha High, $1.00 BB (9 handed)

MP3 ($85.60)
CO ($29.50)
Button ($37.50)
SB ($99.65)
BB ($97)
Hero ($99)
UTG+1 ($135.40)
MP1 ($96)
MP2 ($53.60)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with , , , .
Hero calls $1, UTG+1 calls $1, 1 fold, MP2 calls $1, MP3 raises to $4, CO calls $4, 3 folds, Hero calls $3, UTG+1 calls $3, MP2 calls $3.

Flop: ($21.50) , , (5 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, MP3 bets $10, CO calls $10, Hero calls $10, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds.

Turn: ($51.50) (3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets $14, CO raises to $15.5, Hero calls $15.50, MP3 calls $1.50.

River: ($98) (3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets $20, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $118

The fun continues. I am about as card dead as humarly possible.

I finally broke my streak and flopped a set for the first time in 39 raised pots. Of course the flop was AQ2 all clubs and I have no clubs.

I have seen a flop with AAxx 41 times and flopped 3 sets
I have seen a flop with KKxx 49 times and floped 5 sets
I have seen a flop with QQxx 44 times and flopped 3 sets

10 out of 134 not even close to to 1: 7.5

When I flop a set I have gotten to the river 8 times and I have filled up one time, of course that was hitting someone elses 1 outter to their quad.

So with big pp's I am not flopping sets and when I do I am not fillng up. At some point this has to change I can get sucked out of every pot I play. At some point there has to be a rush, maybe be on the right side of a set over set for a change.

With all these idiots throwing money in with all kinds of bad hands I am running into a greta run on second nut hands. Bad turn card once again I have the nut str8 and even worse river card.

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha High, $1.00 BB (8 handed)

MP1 ($54.15)
MP2 ($44.90)
CO ($89)
Button ($87.20)
SB ($90.85)
BB ($35)
UTG ($22.30)
Hero ($100)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with , , , .
UTG calls $1, Hero calls $1, MP1 calls $1, 3 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($5) , , (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $4.75, MP1 calls $4.75, SB folds, BB folds, UTG folds.

Turn: ($14.50) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $6, Hero calls $6.

River: ($26.50) (2 players)
Hero bets $25.25, MP1 raises to $42.4, Hero calls $17.15.

Final Pot: $111.30

foots: shows [Kc 7s Jh Jd] (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
Rhound50: mucks hand
foots collected $108.30 from pot

Rhound, I'm no Omaha expert, but wouldn't check/calling that river have been better? A LOT of guys will bet pot into you w/ a 9 or T, thinkin they have the boat... But, JT and T9 just seems like WAY too common hands to wanna push there... By check/calling, you at least save yourself 20 bucks...

The problem with check calling the river is someone who caught the 9 on the turn is going to check behind so is someone with KQ. some of who will still call a turn bet. The only hands that beat me are 99 and JJ since I have the J in my hand it minimizes the chance of someone having JJ of course with my luck the case jack hits on the flop and I am drawing dead and improve on the river.

Just to add to my numerical defination of how card dead I am, I have flopped the nut straight 5 times in my now 1400 hands and I have won 0 out of 5.

Well I finally won a big hand, got really lucky on this hand, the dumbass that is reraising is letting the guy with the real redraw get all his money in with the best hand/ redraw and some donkey backs into the backdoor flush redraw.

oker Stars
Pot Limit Omaha Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
8 players


Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is BB with
UTG calls $1, UTG+1 calls $1, MP1 calls $1, MP2 calls $1, CO calls $1, Button calls $1, SB folds, Hero checks.

Flop: ($7.5, 7 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 bets $4, 2 folds, CO raises to $10, Button folds, Hero calls $10, UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $34, CO raises all-in $103.5, Hero calls all-in $89, UTG+1 calls $73.5.

Turn: ($313.5, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $304.5, Sidepot 1: $9)


River: ($313.5, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $304.5, Sidepot 1: $9)


Results:
Final pot: $313.5

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hallelujah: shows [4h 5s 8s 6s] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Dublgutshot: shows [5d 4s Ad 5h] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Hallelujah collected $4.50 from side pot
Dublgutshot collected $4.50 from side pot
Rhound50: shows [6d 4d 2c 5c] (a flush, Ten high)
Rhound50 collected $301.50 from main pot

Yeah the way I'm running I cant win with the best hand so I dont feel to bad about peeling one off with the worst of it. The funniest part is the guy with 455x was bithching and moaning after the hand. The guy that should be pissed it the guy with the real redraw, he has by far the most equity in this pot, he has the bigger straight redraw and the flush redraw. 455x guy is a dumbass, and all to often these dumbass's, he allows the player with the real redraw to get all his money in with 2 cards to see to make his flush. I guess sometimes its better to be lucky than good. My new favorite poker comment "I never claimed to play well, just lucky."

Fock Poker Stars, they have just been added to the ill not play there anymore club. I have played 2400 PLO hands. I have had AA, KK, QQ 203 times I have flopped 11 sets. I have called raises 81 times and I have flopped 6 sets in those 81 hands. Two of which were on a 3 flush board, one of those a guy with bottom set rivered and 1 outted his quad. 1 more of these was set over set my QQ running into AA. Poker Stars has now been deleted from my computer.

Well appererntly B2B likes me about as much as Stars at the moment, I tilted at the end. Briachek was trying to tell me this over IM but I am a dumbass sometimes.

These were the 6 biggest pots I played in 444 hands. The biggest pot I won was $12.50. I had AA, KK, QQ 37 times and flopped 1 set and that got busted by a runner str8. My win % over those hands was 3.41%, win $ wsf: 8.69%, and won $ at SD 31.25% not such a good day. Down 5.5 buy ins. Worst single session I have had on B2B. This all happened on Saturday and I havent played there since. Maybe give it a couple of days for the sting to wear off.


I figured that when this guy reraised me on the turn after I made the str8 that we both had the same str8 but I was hoping that I had the only freeroll turn out not.

Game # 281080884 - Omaha High Pot Limit EUR 0.25/0.50 - Table "Eger"
jisse (EUR 29.20 in seat 1)
Jazze-Pha (EUR 38.95 in seat 2)
Ior (EUR 102.85 in seat 3)
donktastic (EUR 55.05 in seat 4)
sprintst (EUR 49.25 in seat 5)
crazysan (EUR 202.20 in seat 6)
Dealer: Jazze-Pha
Small Blind: Ior (0.25)
Big Blind: donktastic (0.50)
donktastic was dealt:
Ior Call (0.25)
donktastic Check
Flop
Ior Bet (1.00)
donktastic Call (1.00)
Turn
Ior Bet (3.00)
donktastic Raise (12.00)
Ior Raise (36.00)
donktastic All-In (41.55)
Ior Call (14.55)
River
Ior shows: (a flush, ace high)
donktastic shows: (a straight, king high)
Ior wins: EUR 108.10 (with a flush, ace high)


This guy crazysan always seems to have a big stack everytime I see him which is amazing because the guy plays like a total donkey. Overplaying your AA much, I know he has a flush draw too, but I have seen him push in with a dog to many time for me to fold top 2 here.

Game # 281048263 - Omaha High Pot Limit EUR 0.25/0.50 - Table "Eger"
jisse (EUR 21.10 in seat 1)
Jazze-Pha (EUR 58.10 in seat 2)
Ior (EUR 75.75 in seat 3)
donktastic (EUR 49.85 in seat 4)
_toppi (EUR 93.80 in seat 5)
crazysan (EUR 66.25 in seat 6)
Small Blind: Ior (0.25)
Big Blind: donktastic (0.50)
donktastic was dealt:
crazysan Raise (1.75)
Jazze-Pha Call (1.75)
Ior Call (1.50)
donktastic Call (1.25)
Flop
crazysan Bet (7.00)
donktastic Raise (28.00)
crazysan All-In (57.50)
donktastic All-In (20.10)
Turn
River
donktastic shows: (two pairs, kings and fives)
crazysan shows: (two pairs, aces and fours)
crazysan wins: EUR 100.20 (with two pairs, aces and fours)


I'm behind the whole way here but what else can I ask for top 2, gut shot to the nuts, and on the turn the nut flush draw to boot. Where is this idiot when I make top set.

Game # 281124603 - Omaha High Pot Limit EUR 0.25/0.50 - Table "Tatabanya"
Ior (EUR 50.00 in seat 1)
SWE_WIKING (EUR 86.95 in seat 2)
donktastic (EUR 42.50 in seat 3)
lazyk_ (EUR 113.50 in seat 4)
Shabash (EUR 18.95 in seat 5)
wizzlermx (EUR 58.50 in seat 6)
Dealer: donktastic
Small Blind: lazyk_ (0.25)
Big Blind: Shabash (0.50)
donktastic was dealt:
wizzlermx Call (0.50)
SWE_WIKING Call (0.50)
donktastic Call (0.50)
lazyk_ Call (0.25)
Flop
wizzlermx Bet (2.50)
donktastic Raise (10.00)
wizzlermx Call (7.50)
Turn
wizzlermx Check
donktastic Bet (22.50)
wizzlermx Raise (45.00)
donktastic All-In (9.50)
wizzlermx Payback (13.00)
River
wizzlermx shows: (three of a kind, nines)
donktastic shows: (two pairs, aces and kings)
wizzlermx wins: EUR 84.50 (with three of a kind, nines)


Oh yeah thats right this is where that donkey is when I make top set.

Game # 281079420 - Omaha High Pot Limit EUR 0.25/0.50 - Table "Budapest"
Players:
Jazze-Pha (EUR 0.0 in seat 1)
aldeasa (EUR 0.0 in seat 2)
Rappe123 (EUR 0.0 in seat 3)
500 (EUR 0.0 in seat 4)
labpistol (EUR 0.0 in seat 5)
TwilightZ (EUR 0.0 in seat 6)
diablo11 (EUR 0.0 in seat 7)
donktastic (EUR 0.0 in seat 8)
Dealer: TwilightZ
Small Blind: diablo11 (0.25)
Big Blind: donktastic (0.50)
donktastic was dealt:
500 Call (0.50)
TwilightZ Call (0.50)
diablo11 Call (0.25)
donktastic Check
Flop
diablo11 Check
donktastic Check
500 Bet (2.00)
TwilightZ Fold
diablo11 Fold
donktastic Raise (8.00)
500 All-In (13.10)
donktastic Call (7.10)
Turn
River
donktastic shows: (three of a kind, aces)
500 shows: (a straight, five high)
500 wins: EUR 30.60 (with a straight, five high)

This calling station seems to have my number all day, not sure what he was planning to do if someone bet this river but trying to push a calling station off a made hands usually leads to disaster.
Game # 281114744 - Omaha High Pot Limit EUR 0.25/0.50 - Table "Miskolc"
1013_4 (EUR 50.00 in seat 1)
donktastic (EUR 48.75 in seat 2)
jisse (EUR 23.50 in seat 3)
snabela (EUR 39.35 in seat 5)
MATTZOMB (EUR 47.75 in seat 6)
Mangosteen (EUR 36.05 in seat 7)
briachek (EUR 49.25 in seat 8)
Small Blind: donktastic (0.25)
Big Blind: jisse (0.50)
donktastic was dealt:
snabela Call (0.50)
Mangosteen Call (0.50)
1013_4 Call (0.50)
donktastic Call (0.25)
jisse Raise (0.50)
snabela Raise (1.00)
Mangosteen Call (1.00)
1013_4 Call (1.00)
donktastic Call (1.00)
jisse Call (0.50)
Flop
donktastic Check
jisse Check
snabela Check
Mangosteen Check
1013_4 Check
Turn
donktastic Bet (7.50)
jisse Call (7.50)
snabela Call (7.50)
River
donktastic Check
jisse Check
snabela Check
donktastic shows: (three of a kind, eights)
jisse shows: (a straight, five high)

Next comes tilted Rhound

This might be the worst hand of poker I have played this year. My play is terrible on literally every street, on the river possibly the worst part of the whole hand . The calling station leads pot after I make bottom boat and the board pairs over me and I call why?? I did get drawn out here but the way I played it I deserved it.

Game # 281118209 - Omaha High Pot Limit EUR 0.25/0.50 - Table "Miskolc"
1013_4 (EUR 46.10 in seat 1)
donktastic (EUR 50.00 in seat 2)
jisse (EUR 48.15 in seat 3)
mr_hojde (EUR 0.00 in seat 4)
snabela (EUR 19.95 in seat 5)
MATTZOMB (EUR 47.75 in seat 6)
Mangosteen (EUR 32.65 in seat 7)
briachek (EUR 49.25 in seat 8)
Small Blind: MATTZOMB (0.25)
Big Blind: Mangosteen (0.50)
donktastic was dealt:
donktastic Call (0.50)
jisse Raise (2.25)
snabela Call (2.25)
donktastic Call (1.75)
Flop
donktastic Check
jisse Bet (3.75)
snabela Fold
donktastic Call (3.75)
Turn
donktastic Check
jisse Bet (3.00)
donktastic Call (3.00)
River
donktastic Check
jisse Bet (21.00)
donktastic Call (21.00)
jisse shows: (a full house, tens full of kings)
donktastic didn't show hand
jisse wins: EUR 60.00 (with a full house, tens full of kings)

Bad river play here, after calming down I agree with Briachek, no one bluffs like this on the river so if I lead out I have to fold to a raise either that of check call. Bad play, tilt does that but still I am a 3:1 favortite on the turn and this idiot only got 3:1 on his call because I played my hand badly.

Game # 281140569 - Omaha High Pot Limit EUR 0.25/0.50 - Table "Debrecen"
vaskahanha (EUR 42.75 in seat 1)
razzraol (EUR 105.95 in seat 2)
ISO_5 (EUR 25.18 in seat 3)
mr_hojde (EUR 46.60 in seat 4)
KenClemens (EUR 24.75 in seat 5)
MATTZOMB (EUR 46.16 in seat 6)
briachek (EUR 117.33 in seat 7)
donktastic (EUR 48.70 in seat 8)
Small Blind: briachek (0.25)
Big Blind: donktastic (0.50)
donktastic was dealt:
ISO_5 Call (0.50)
mr_hojde Call (0.50)
KenClemens Call (0.50)
donktastic Check
Flop
donktastic Check
ISO_5 Check
mr_hojde Check
KenClemens Check
Turn
donktastic Bet (2.25)
ISO_5 Fold
mr_hojde Fold
KenClemens Call (2.25)
River
donktastic Bet (4.50)
KenClemens Raise (20.25)
donktastic Call (15.75)
KenClemens shows: (a straight, nine high)
KenClemens wins: EUR 44.90 (with a straight, nine high)

Apparently it doesnt matter where I play poker hates me.
And these Tribeca HH's have to be the ugliest on the internet.

oul Play 4914616-189262 Holdem No Limit $0.50/$1
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : Hand Start.
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : Seat 1 : st-hubbins has $62.98
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : Seat 2 : donktastic has $98
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : Seat 3 : swindog222 has $160.25
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : Seat 4 : SebLiminal has $83.74
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : Seat 5 : drawface has $20
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : Seat 6 : DoYouSeeWhy has $97
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : Seat 7 : Sigmund06 has $0
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : Seat 8 : stiffie has $109.25
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : Seat 9 : augustboy has $128
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : st-hubbins is the dealer.
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : donktastic posted small blind.
[Mar 21 04:32:58] : swindog222 posted big blind.
[Mar 21 04:33:00] : Seat 2 : donktastic has Qh 7s
[Mar 21 04:33:02] : SebLiminal folded.
[Mar 21 04:33:06] : DoYouSeeWhy folded.
[Mar 21 04:33:13] : stiffie folded.
[Mar 21 04:33:15] : augustboy called $1
[Mar 21 04:33:15] : st-hubbins folded.
[Mar 21 04:33:18] : donktastic called $0.50
[Mar 21 04:32:35] : swindog222 raised $1
[Mar 21 04:32:37] : augustboy called $1
[Mar 21 04:32:43] : donktastic called $1
[Mar 21 04:32:43] : Dealing flop.
[Mar 21 04:32:43] : Board cards [Qd Kh 7h]
[Mar 21 04:32:47] : donktastic checked.
[Mar 21 04:32:49] : swindog222 bet $1
[Mar 21 04:32:52] : augustboy called $1
[Mar 21 04:32:57] : donktastic called $1 and raised $10
[Mar 21 04:33:09] : swindog222 called $10
[Mar 21 04:33:09] : augustboy folded.
[Mar 21 04:33:10] : Dealing turn.
[Mar 21 04:33:10] : Board cards [Qd Kh 7h 7c]
[Mar 21 04:33:18] : donktastic bet $25
[Mar 21 04:33:20] : swindog222 called $25
[Mar 21 04:33:20] : Dealing river.
[Mar 21 04:33:20] : Board cards [Qd Kh 7h 7c Kd]
[Mar 21 04:33:23] : donktastic checked.
[Mar 21 04:33:31] : swindog222 bet $15
[Mar 21 04:33:33] : donktastic called $15
[Mar 21 04:33:33] : Showdown!
[Mar 21 04:33:33] : Seat 2 : donktastic has Qh 7s
[Mar 21 04:33:35] : Seat 3 : swindog222 has 3d Ks
[Mar 21 04:33:35] : swindog222 has Full House : Kings full of 7s
[Mar 21 04:33:35] : swindog222 wins $106 with Full House : Kings full of 7s


Foul Play 4914616-189275 Holdem No Limit $0.50/$1
[Mar 21 04:46:43] : Hand Start.
[Mar 21 04:46:43] : Seat 1 : st-hubbins has $95.98
[Mar 21 04:46:43] : Seat 2 : donktastic has $96.50
[Mar 21 04:46:43] : Seat 3 : swindog222 has $183.50
[Mar 21 04:46:43] : Seat 4 : SebLiminal has $62.24
[Mar 21 04:46:43] : Seat 6 : DoYouSeeWhy has $96
[Mar 21 04:46:43] : Seat 7 : Sigmund06 has $20.50
[Mar 21 04:46:43] : Seat 8 : stiffie has $118
[Mar 21 04:46:43] : Seat 9 : augustboy has $140.25
[Mar 21 04:46:43] : DoYouSeeWhy is the dealer.
[Mar 21 04:46:45] : Sigmund06 posted small blind.
[Mar 21 04:46:45] : stiffie posted big blind.
[Mar 21 04:46:45] : Game [189275] started with 8 players.
[Mar 21 04:46:45] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Mar 21 04:46:45] : Seat 2 : donktastic has Kd Ks
[Mar 21 04:46:47] : augustboy called $1
[Mar 21 04:46:48] : st-hubbins folded.
[Mar 21 04:46:52] : donktastic called $1 and raised $5
[Mar 21 04:46:52] : swindog222 folded.
[Mar 21 04:46:53] : SebLiminal folded.
[Mar 21 04:46:54] : DoYouSeeWhy folded.
[Mar 21 04:47:02] : Sigmund06 called $5.50
[Mar 21 04:47:04] : stiffie folded.
[Mar 21 04:47:04] : augustboy folded.
[Mar 21 04:47:04] : Dealing flop.
[Mar 21 04:47:04] : Board cards [8c 5s 4d]
[Mar 21 04:47:09] : Sigmund06 bet $14.50 and is All-in
[Mar 21 04:47:11] : donktastic called $14.50
[Mar 21 04:47:11] : Showdown!
[Mar 21 04:47:11] : Seat 2 : donktastic has Kd Ks
[Mar 21 04:47:13] : Seat 2 : donktastic has Kd Ks
[Mar 21 04:47:13] : Seat 7 : Sigmund06 has 6d 6c
[Mar 21 04:47:19] : Board cards [8c 5s 4d 7d 5d]
[Mar 21 04:47:19] : Seat 7 : Sigmund06 has 6d 6c
[Mar 21 04:47:19] : Sigmund06 has Straight 87654
[Mar 21 04:47:19] : Seat 2 : donktastic has Kd Ks
[Mar 21 04:47:19] : donktastic has Two Pair: Kings and 5s
[Mar 21 04:47:19] : Sigmund06 wins $41 with Straight 87654
[Mar 21 04:47:29] : Hand is over.