Could a SnG end any suckier?
Here's the facts, you can judge for yourself.
It's a 2 table event, I get down to HU play with a HUGE CL as you can tell from the stacks in the first hand. Then Lee Jones decides to get out his barbed wire, glass encrusted 4" diameter dildo and proceed to.... well, you get the idea.
Here is the beginning of the end.
Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t400/t800
(Ante: t50)
2 players
Stack sizes:
SB: t2546
SebQtaneus: t24454
Pre-flop: (
2 players) SebQtaneus is BB with
SB raises to t1600,
SebQtaneus raises to t3200,
SB calls all-in t896.
Uncalled bets: t704 returned to SebQtaneus.
Flop: (
t5092, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t5092)
Turn: (
t5092, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t5092)
River: (
t5092, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t5092)
Results:
Final pot: t5092
BB shows
(a straight, Deuce to Six)
BB collected 5092 from pot
MAYBE 3 hands go by and I have whittled him down again, so Lee decides to do it again.
Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t400/t800
(Ante: t50)
2 players
Stack sizes:
SebQtaneus: t24008
BB: t2992
Pre-flop: (
2 players) SebQtaneus is SB with
SebQtaneus raises to t2400,
BB raises all-in t2942, SebQtaneus calls t542
(pot was t5442).
Flop: (
t5984, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t5984)
Turn: (
t5984, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t5984)
River: (
t5984, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t5984)
Results:
Final pot: t5984
BB showed
He then wins a 800 pot and then I win a 1600 pot so Lee pulls another one out of his bag.
Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t400/t800
(Ante: t50)
2 players
Stack sizes:
SB: t5184
SebQtaneus: t21816
Pre-flop: (
2 players) SebQtaneus is BB with
SB calls t400
(pot was t1300), SebQtaneus checks.
Flop: (
t1700, 2 players)
SebQtaneus checks,
SB bets t800,
SebQtaneus raises to t2400, SB calls t1600
(pot was t4900).
Turn: (
t6500, 2 players)
SebQtaneus bets t2400,
SB calls all-in t1934.
Uncalled bets: t466 returned to SebQtaneus.
River: (
t10368, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t10368)
Results:
Final pot: t10368
BB showed
So now, that one really irritated me. And I 'maybe' tilt a little bit and he wins 6 out of the next 8 pots to get me down 2:1 basically. I'm pissed off and decide I'm allin the next hand no matter what. Yeah, THAT was a brilliant plan! Here's the Coop Dee Grace. Lee decides not to let me off the hook and give me a huge suckout
Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t400/t800
(Ante: t50)
2 players
Stack sizes:
SB: t17018
SebQtaneus: t9982
Pre-flop: (
2 players) SebQtaneus is BB with
SB raises to t1600,
SebQtaneus raises to t4000, SB calls t2400
(pot was t5700).
Flop: (
t8100, 2 players)
SebQtaneus bets t3200,
SB raises to t12800,
SebQtaneus calls all-in t2732.
Uncalled bets: t6868 returned to SB.
Turn: (
t19964, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t19964)
River: (
t19964, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t19964)
Results:
Final pot: t19964
BB showed
GAME OVER. GG me. Poker gives me hemorrhoids.