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Postby stoiter » Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:26 am

come one come all... to my po-journal...

im 21.. from canberra in australia.. and i like to drink alot and play poker... oh and work and play guitar and many other fun activities..

ill hopefully be writing my goals and other shit in here.. as i feel its a good idea to get a alot of stuff down on "paper".. so that hopefully later on i can look back and see how far ive come.. in more ways than just my poker career..

my mid to short -long term ( however long that is) goal is to be able to reguarly cashout money from my poker bankrolls and to then put that money into something like shares or managed funds and other such crap..

breif history as a poker player.. -

played play money at party poker... then deposited $100 and lost it... hmmm next week another $100.. hmm lost that too... ok im doing something wrong..

read a heap of online stuff.. and then deposited $100 on pacific poker.. and BAM.. within 4 weeks of 50nl i was up to $400... ok so i was playing well outside a comfotable bankroll... but as a player i knew maybe %10 of what i know now..

to my credit i played tight preflop... maybe 20- 30 %vpip.. i didnt have poker tracker or even know what it was yet.. but that is how bad the players at pacific were.. (still are)

i first deposited at pacific 6 months ago... right now my bankroll at pacific is $420.. at one stage i was up to $1200 and then tryed to move up to $100 nl.. after only 1000 hands i had to drop back to 50 nl with a BR of $800...

so i lost 4 buy ins after moving up... meh.. the players were terrible and i knew it.. i made some mistakes and took some bad beats.. blah blah blah...

in the meantime i had deposited $100 at UB....
how good are the miniview tables... !!!!

so that was about a month ago where i deposited at UB and at the sametime had a BR of $800 at pacific....

my current BR at pacific is $420... ( after cashing out $500 due to me wanting cash.! )
my current BR at UB is $400...

i havent been playing much pacific since i deposited at UB as i love playing 3 tables at once compared to the ULTRA SLOW pacific 1 table at a time...

at UB ive employed specific bankroll requirements for each limit...
below are my stats for each limit as i moved up

NL $ 0.02 500 hands- vpip 25-- WSF 30 -- - BB/ 100 hands 30..
NL $0.10 -- 5k hands -- VPIP 22 --- WSF 25 --- bb/ 100 hands 9...
NL $25 -- 9k ish hands - VPIP 17 --- WSF 26 bb/100 hands 7

ok so my winrate per 100 hands has dropped each level.. this is expectable but i hope to hit a limit where i can sustain a good rate and then improve as i learn..

so my goal is to get my bankrolls up to the stage where i can compfortable play $100 NL and have a good winrate..

iwant to build my bankroll at UB to at least $1000- 1500 before playing $100 NL and then my goal is to cash out $500 every time my BR gets to $2000... leaving me with $1500..

having $1500 while playing $100 NL i feel is very comfortable and shouldnt be a problem...

the only issue i see with this goal is that once i have a BR of say $1500 - $2000 i will want to play $200 NL....... im often accused of being too competitive and i can just tell that when i reach i BR that is close to being able to play $200 i will rationalize a good reason to step up....

sigh... what a rant

let the fun begin...
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Postby stoiter » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:33 pm

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Postby stoiter » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:18 pm

haha just checked my PF AF for this sesh ... its 10.. i wonder if that a little low...
i feel i should perhaps be pushing 15 - 20? haha i wonder if thats even possible

im basically not even playing my cards this sesh... ive check raised 3 weak bets with nothing and taken the pot each time..

hopefully when i actually get a decent hand i get some action from all the shit hands ive shown at the river after betting the flop, being called and then checking to the river..

urrrg i just layed down a nut flush draw on the flop after a guy completely overbet the pot...

sure enough the flush hits on the turn and what happens??? there are 2 guys left who both go allin and show smaller flushes....

it doesnt change the fact that he bet $10 into a $3 pot and even with implied odds i couldnt call... i didnt know some other retard would call

the play at UB at this time of day on a saturday is unbelieveable... its sat morning here so without doing any maths at all id guess it must be friday night in the states..

if i was a gambling man id be happy to play against a bunch of tools..
haha wait a minute.. i am a gambler

on an interesting side note im now down 2 buy ins... my won at SD is the incredible number of %12... with a went to showdown of only %15 its not like im showing down shit hands...

and can someone please explain to me how that fuking crazy frog ringtone is #1 in the aussie charts?
HAS THE WORLD GONE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!?!??!?!

my 3 legged dog has made better songs out of his arse after eating too much tinned dog food

ah well im finsished the sat morning seshion from hell down just under $40...

you know your having a bad run when you get AA in the bb and everyone folds including the sb... on a god damn table with and average of %45 vpip.....
incredible huh...

i definately think that my usual aggressive game doesnt work over the weekend as my continuation bets and bluffs get called every time... we both check to the river and i get shown a hand like K3 offsuit with a a 3 on the turn being good enough for the pot...



300 hands at 25 nl
VPIP %16
won WSF %40
went SD %16
won at SD %40
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Postby striker2550 » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:14 pm

work and poker i understand. Whats this word "relationships" u used? Please speak english.
I do not think, therefore I am not.
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Postby stoiter » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:02 pm

played in a home game last nite with my mates..

was about even by the end of the night.. and it was agreed this was the last hand...

table is only 3 handed as every one else has busted out

i get Q[h] J[h] on button.. i limp. SB completes.. BB announeces he is all in without checking his cards..

he was small stacked so it wasnt much to call... SB calls....

flop comes Q J 4... rainbow... SB bets... i raise, he goes all in...

so we have a 3way show down with a sidepot...

BB who didnt look at his cards has A A..
SB who i know would go all in with TP no kicker has the mighty holding of Q 9 offsuit!

so who wins the hand?

thats right folks... running 9's and im bye bye profit for the night..

sometimes i really hate playing with my mates...
you would think it would be fun playing agaisnt the worlds worst players but sadly taking their money isnt always fun.. and then losing like this is even worse

earlier in the nite i raise with A[s] k[s] to 8x bb
4 callers... yes thats right 4 callers at a 5 handed table
the mighty hand of 4 3 takes the pot! fun...

on a fun side note i continue to get killed at UB this week..

just lost another buy in with a straight to a guy with AA with an A on the flop..
i put him on the hand... and got my money in at the turn.. sure enough the river pairs the board....... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Postby stoiter » Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:31 pm

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Postby stoiter » Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:16 am

just played for over and hour at UB

stats..

25 NL

hands - 165
vpip 20
WSF - 43
Went SD - 21
won SD 66
PFR 6.5

amount won $34

thats 2 good sessions at UB in a row
seems like my bad week long run there has stopped..

my PFR was higher than usual.. and my vpip..

UB bankroll is now $388..

looking back it was 320 on saturday.. so ive won a few buy in since then..


haha and a message to all you poms

SUCK IT !!! hahahah

how you didnt win the 3rd test ill never know
i dont care if you were on top the whole time...
i dont care if you "deserved" to win..

30 overs to go and with a new ball..... you cant get 3 wickets!!!

muahahahhahahahahahah
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Postby Alchemist » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:43 pm

OK, looks like I've got to stand up for my country here. Not only does an aussie suckout a dream flop in the WSOP when totally dominated to win the dam thing, but your cricketers have mastered the suckout of suckouts to steal a draw like the convicts that you lot are. But our suckout was even better last week...haha

Trash talking aside, what an awesome series it is so far. Not watched a test series like this ever between any 2 sides, I think both teams have taken test cricket to a new level this series.

Oh, and nice journal too bud :)
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Postby stoiter » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:41 am

haha a new level of dropped catches... bring on the next test..

played 140 hands tonite at 25 nl

vpip 18
W$wsf - 32
amount lost $6.7
went to showdown. %3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
won at SD %100

hmmmmmmm just been one of those sessions where i dont think ive even hit top pair

ive had 2 pocket pairs in 140 hands? is that normal?

hehe and my PFR of %4 doesnt represent any hands either as ive just been raising with position for the sake of it.

have managed to win 10 -15 small pots just with well timed bets so all in all im happy ive played well with a dry run
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Postby AZAce » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:47 am

I have 63 hands with ya so far...and noticed your post flop aggression is 0. You should be getting a pocket pair about 1 in 17 hands...that's definitely not normal, heh. Hang in there...they will start falling eventually.
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Postby stoiter » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:49 am

are you sure my post flop aggresion isnt infinity?

ive bet the pot about 10 times at the table we are at
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:58 am

Post-flop aggression will read as zero if you've never called. That is, if you only raise or fold, your aggression will read ZERO. I forget the formula for aggression... # of raises divided by # of calls, I think? So zero calls... you divide your raises by zero... and get zero.

Entertaining journal by the way!
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Postby stoiter » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:00 am

since you probably havent seen me call a raise i cant have a post flop AF yet

for example (bets + raises) / calls = AF

so 10/ 0 = infinity or 0 i guess...
but once your PT sees me call it will be 10 /1

giving me an AF of 10..

do you use GT+ ?

if you dont i reccomend you check it out..
it shows whether or not u have 0 or infinite AF
which is a huge difference...
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Postby stoiter » Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:34 am

havent played online for a few days.. but thats the way it goes sometimes

played in the weekly home game with my mates again.. as usual got sucked out on hardcore in a big pot to come out minus a stack...

we play for peanuts and there is beer involved so i dont know why i get cranky when i lose...

it just my friends are terrible.. and i hate getting sucked out on..

last nites suck out was a mighty backdoor flush to beat my AK with A K 3 flop..
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