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Postby MTPaid » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:21 pm

Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.
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Postby emmasdad » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:45 pm

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Postby MTPaid » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:02 pm

Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.
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Postby emmasdad » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:01 pm

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Postby emmasdad » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:08 pm

We are working on it, come join us in the IRC channel. I think you should post in French in that thread. That will be kick ass.

[13:56] <emmasdad> c est un vrai bon shark le gars,
[13:57] <emmasdad> means that the guy is a true shark, right
[13:57] <tommylaptop> real shark
[13:57] <tommylaptop> y
[13:57] <tommylaptop> too difficult sorry
[13:59] <emmasdad> ya i was having trouble with it too
[13:59] <emmasdad> maybe some teenager slang in there

[14:04] <tommylaptop> du moins il essaye et il s est trompe parce qu il est tombe sur un joueur au moins aussi bon que lui et au final c est lui qui paye cash... encore
[14:04] <tommylaptop> at least he will try [to steal] and he makes a mistake because he stumbled upon a player at least as g d as him, and in the end it is him who will fork over the cash, again

[14:00] <tommylaptop> one line is
[14:00] <tommylaptop> you got to try and hesitate if you want to win the hand
[14:01] <tommylaptop> pretend you are thinking that is
[14:01] <emmasdad> yeah i got that part
[14:02] <emmasdad> but this:
[14:02] <emmasdad> au final j etais vraiment bien en disant que tu etais devant mais je le voyais quand meme pas tant derriere que ca.
[14:03] <emmasdad> i need to spend more time in france or, god forbid, quebec
[14:03] <Trump34> lol
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Postby MecosKing » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:41 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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Postby emmasdad » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:07 pm

ah, c'est bien rigole, je cherchais mon petit fish, et j'ai trouve un reservoir entier plein d'eux. Merci Dieu.

I'd sign up and respond with this quote if I were you. . . .
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Postby MTPaid » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:59 pm

Damn, I was cooking dinner and cleaning up outside. I missed it all.

You paid $5 for what???

That hand was about a month ago but the last reply to the thread was about a week ago. I have no idea what that quote you posted means. I can curse at them a little in Italian though.

Unfortunately I gotta spend couple of hours actually playing poker now while I still have money in my account.
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Postby MTPaid » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:39 pm

Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.
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Postby Danhdan » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:14 am

Maybe that first part is "Well, it's all good and well" instead of "Ah, it is well laughs". I took French, but it's been about 17 years, so I'm just guessing.

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Postby RedBarracuda » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:17 am

man... this got to be really interesting... with Villains appearing all over the net... like in some comic book... great stuff..

as for french.. I learned it for like month and a half and the only word that I really learned then was "un crayon" ... now I am not even sure if I learned it correctly..
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Postby MTPaid » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:19 pm

Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.
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Postby MTPaid » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:40 pm

I'm such an asshole and I completely deserve everything that happened today. Last night I withdrew from Full Tilt for the 2nd time ($1k). Anyone who has read this journal will remember my disgusting losing streak that lasted a little over a month the last time I withdrew from Full Tilt. It went on until I lost almost exactly $1K. Add to this the fact that I've been arguing with them over e-mail about another matter I don't want to talk about here and of course I should have expected to get squashed if I sat down to play today.

Result in my first session since 2nd withdrawal - 104 hands -$101.55 -195.29 BB/100

3 noteable hands
1 - [Ac][6c] UTG at a very passive table
MP1 (36/4/9) $23.75 and I cover
I limp, MP1 raises to $2.25, CO calls, and I call
[3c][5c][4s] Pot $7.50
I check, MP1 bets $5, CO folds, I push w/ NFD/OESD/2 overs, MP1 calls for $16.50.
MP1 has [4c][4h] for a set. I guess that's the kind of hand someone in MP with a 4% PFR raises. No fear, I still have a lot of outs with the OESD/NFD. Ooops, drawing dead on the turn [3h]

But that's ok because the very next hand at my other table....
2 - [5d][4d] OTB
MP1 (29/6/25) $33.35 and I cover
MP1 open-min-raises to $1 and I call
[7h][6s][8h] Pot $2.75
We get it all in on the flop. He has [6h][5h].
Turn [6c]
River [7d]
AWESOME!!!!

And here's my tilt hand
3 - [Kc][Qh] MP2
CO and I both have full stacks. CO is a rock (14/1/5)
I open-raise to $2 and CO calls.
[9h][9d][6d] Pot $4.75
I figure there is very little chance he hit this flop so I bet $4. CO calls. He must have something like 88,TT,JJ or possibly 66. Can't put him on anything with a 9 with how tight he's been playing.
[Qc] Pot $12.75
OK I hit top pair, I'll just make a bigger bet here and take it. $8. CO calls again. ?????
[Kh] Pot $28.75
FUCK! Top 2 pair and the pot is big. I check, CO bets $17. I'm tilting so I call and he shows [As][9s]

Like I said, completely my fault. I withdrew last night, I definitely should have known thsi was coming.
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Postby MTPaid » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:56 pm

Further, looking at my records, I've only had 4 losing sessions over $100 at NL50.

One occurred my very first session immediately following my first withdrawal (-$117)

One occurred tonight in my very first session following my second withdrawal (-$101)

I guess I just play like an idiot following withdrawals. In the session tonight I also see that I won only one hand that went to the flop from outside the blinds. I flopped trip Jacks with an Ace kicker and checked the flop. I picked off a giant $1.50 on the turn and then SB folded.
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