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Some Hands from Last Night's Donksacre

Postby Allstar7 » Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:37 am

1. I love AA

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $137.00
Button: $164.25
SB: $252.10
Hero: $407.65

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with Image Image
UTG (poster) checks, Button folds, SB calls, Hero raises to $11, UTG calls, SB calls.

Flop: Image Image Image ($33, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $35, UTG calls, SB folds.


2. Here I was hoping any 9 would raise me, is this a donk play by me?

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $168.85
Hero: $389.10
Button: $410.35
SB: $198.05
BB: $592.50

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with [5s] [5h]
UTG calls, Hero calls, Button raises to $6.5, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: [9c] [2s] [2c] ($32.5, 5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: [2d] ($32.5, 5 players)
SB checks, BB bets $7.5, UTG folds, Hero calls, Button calls, SB folds.

River: [5d] ($55, 3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $30, 2 folds.
Uncalled bets: $30 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $55

3 here i put the donk on aa and wanted to rep ak, the hand he ended up having,,,,bad play?

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $99.60
Hero: $450.65
Button: $399.10
SB: $174.15
BB: $604.70

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with [Qd] [Qh]
UTG folds, Hero raises to $10, Button folds, SB calls, BB raises to $16, Hero calls, SB calls.

Flop: [6d] [Kd] [Ks] ($48, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: [Jh] ($48, 3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $15, Hero raises to $30, SB folds, BB calls.

River: [3s] ($108, 2 players)
BB bets $8.5, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $125

4. Push the river with the nuts? he ended up having kings up.

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $79.00
CO: $143.45
Hero: $183.50
SB: $31.40
BB: $198.00

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with [6h] [8h]
UTG calls, CO calls, Hero calls, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop: [7c] [Kd] [5s] ($10, 5 players)
SB checks, BB bets $4.5, UTG folds, CO calls, Hero calls, SB calls.

Turn: [4d] ($28, 4 players)
SB checks, BB bets $11, CO calls, Hero raises to $45, SB folds, BB calls, CO calls.

River: [Ac] ($163, 3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $55, BB calls, CO folds.

Results:
Final pot: $273



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5. even allstar gets dicked sometimes

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $542.65
CO: $84.75
Hero: $184.60
SB: $305.80
BB: $146.80

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with [Ad] [Ac]
UTG calls, CO folds, Hero raises to $12, SB raises all-in $304.8, 2 folds, Hero calls all-in $172.6.
Uncalled bets: $120.2 returned to SB.

Flop: [8s] [Jd] [Qc] ($373.2, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $373.2)


Turn: [9h] ($373.2, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $373.2)


River: [Td] ($373.2, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $373.2)


Results:
Final pot: $373.2

6. what do you put this cat on? My play = value town.

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $665.20
CO: $273.10
Button: $544.25
SB: $233.50
Hero: $202.15

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with [Ks] [Kd]
UTG folds, CO raises to $4, Button calls, SB calls, Hero raises to $24, CO calls, 2 folds.

Flop: [2h] [6s] [Td] ($56, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $20, Hero raises to $75, CO calls.

Turn: [9h] ($206, 2 players)
Hero bets $101.15, CO calls.

River: [Kc] ($408.3, 2 players)


Results:
Final pot: $408.3

7. AM I A donk?

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $35.90
CO: $578.95
Button: $156.60
Hero: $208.25
BB: $456.80

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with [Kd] [Ah]
UTG folds, CO raises to $0, Button calls, Hero calls $-1 (pot was $3), CO calls, CO raises to $0, CO calls.

Flop: [2h] [6s] [Td] ($2, 4 players)
CO calls.

Turn: [5s] ($2, 4 players)
UTG folds, CO bets $4, Button calls, Hero raises to $12, BB folds, CO calls, Button calls.

River: [Kc] ($38, 2 players)
Hero bets $30, CO calls.

Results:
Final pot: $98

8. Is leading here bad?

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $877.75
CO: $402.50
Button: $341.90
SB: $172.75
Hero: $445.30

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with [7s] [6s]
UTG raises to $8, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: [8h] [4s] [5h] ($32, 4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $28, 3 folds.
Uncalled bets: $28 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $32


9. keep betting even in the face of a "bad" TURN CARD....

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $482.55
CO: $851.75
Button: $351.80
SB: $391.10
BB: $146.35

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with [Qc] [Qs]
Hero raises to $8.5, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: [5d] [6c] [9s] ($27.5, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $22, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: [As] ($93.5, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $39, 2 folds.
Uncalled bets: $39 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $93.5
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Postby Allstar7 » Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:37 am

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Postby NorthView » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:17 am

For a nominal fee, say $1000, I'll strip out the offending characters and return the reformatted HHs to you. :lol:

Nice work, A*.
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When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby Allstar7 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:26 am

Strange session last night.Playing 3x $200NL SH...doubled up on 1 table within the first 10 minutes and came really really close to calling it a night..ended up playing for about 3 more hrs and ranged between up and down a buy in. Made a few donkish plays, took a walk and came back determined to play 1 solid hr...

Ended the night up about $300, maybe just shy of $300, bring the tally to like 2k since fridays session... nice. maybe 4k hands or so.

Still not sure of the details because PT was OFF from Friday to Sunday. i did get that issue squared with the help of the PT Support forum, but it was a biatch., Seems the Dise changed the formatting of their HHS and I had to open a new hot pop email account, which is easier anyway, since i now dont have to request the HHS and its easier to load them as well. Either way, its good to get it back up and running again.

Seeing poker clearly right now. Its quite enjoyable when its running that way isnt it.

Now if the Yankees could just win a fuggin game already and Shaq could get his head out of his arse...
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Postby The Golden 1 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:29 pm

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Postby Allstar7 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:38 pm

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Postby The Golden 1 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:44 pm

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Postby Allstar7 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:43 pm

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Postby Twelver » Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:58 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby Allstar7 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:10 pm

as you wish one duece....

1. as we all know the all in raise is a draw, the min raise is a set. I happily called here...

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
3 players


Stack sizes:
Button: $202.30
SB: $126.15
Hero: $267.80

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is BB with [Ks] [Kd]
Button raises to $5, SB folds, Hero raises to $19, Button calls.

Flop: [9c] [6c] [7h] ($39, 2 players)
Hero bets $30, Button raises all-in $181.3, Hero calls.

Turn: [9h] ($39, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $39)


River: [4s] ($39, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $39)


Results:
Final pot: $39

EDIT: I Fuggin hate the new converter, he had ATc. ship it nh
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Postby Allstar7 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:12 pm

2. T9s is one of my favorite hands

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
3 players


Stack sizes:
Button: $200.00
SB: $94.45
Hero: $498.25

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is BB with [Th] [9h]
SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: [Jc] [Kh] [Qc] ($4, 3 players)
SB bets $2, Hero raises to $10, SB raises to $32, Hero raises to $110, SB calls all-in $60.45.
Uncalled bets: $17.55 returned to Hero.

Turn: [Kc] ($206.45, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $188.9, Sidepot 1: $17.55)


River: [4d] ($206.45, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $188.9, Sidepot 1: $17.55)


Results:
Final pot: $206.45

EDIT: I about shit when I saw the Kc come on the turn, but this fish had Q3o, yes Q3o, ship it nh.
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Postby Allstar7 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:15 pm

Position + Fishy Villains at 6 max = I <3 5 max

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
3 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $200.80
SB: $209.30
BB: $187.15

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is Button with [As] [Jh]
Hero raises to $7, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: [Ac] [3d] [6h] ($21, 3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $5, Hero raises to $19, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: [4h] ($59, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $35, BB calls.

River: [6d] ($129, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Results:
Final pot: $129

He had ATo, ship it nh
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Postby Allstar7 » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:17 pm

4. doublr gutshots + passive donk villains = :lol:

Paradise Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
3 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $586.70
SB: $197.80
BB: $206.80

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is Button with [Js] [9s]
Hero raises to $7, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: [7h] [Tc] [Ks] ($21, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: [6h] ($21, 3 players)
SB bets $8, BB folds, Hero calls.

River: [Qd] ($37, 2 players)
SB bets $8, Hero raises to $40, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $117

He has Kjo, ship it nh
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